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Pirate Yourself, Become a Best-Seller

I Don't Believe in Imaginary Property writes "It sounds like a dotcom-era business plan: 1) give it away, 2) ???, 3) make pots of money. Author Paulo 'Pirate' Coelho leapt out of obscurity and onto the best-seller list by giving away his books on the Net. The best-selling author of 'The Alchemist' will even help you pirate his books via his blog. His publishers were not pleased, but then his books went from selling 1,000 copies to 100,000 and then over a million. He gives special credit to pirate translators who are making his work accessible to a wider audience and convincing more people to read his book."

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  1. I for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Welcome our new pirate author overlords.

    1. Re:I for one by sm62704 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Shiver me timbers! Yarr, it oin't piracy unless thar's blood spilled, matey. We pirates don't infrinege copyright, we rape pillage and plunder and drink gallons of rum.

      Stupid copyright infringers don't even steal, they're in trouble for giving shit away. We REAL pirates don't give nothin' away, we cut yer throat and keep it ourselves. Now get your arsse on that plank, yer gettin' keel hauled.

      While I got you here, I'm feedin' ya some Spam since thar ain't no real meat today. Now tell me before I run ya through, should I find a publisher for The Paxil Diaries?

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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
    2. Re:I for one by stjobe · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thank you dear pirate, sir, both for the nice spam and the very graphic description of the differences between piracy, copyright infringement and filesharing. Oh, and definately find a publisher.

      Now please would you let me off this plank?

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      "Total destruction the only solution" - Bob Marley
    3. Re:I for one by sm62704 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Now please would you let me off this plank?

      Sure thing, matey
      *splash*

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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
  2. In piratese... by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's spelled authaaaaaar.

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    1. Re:In piratese... by AceJohnny · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's spelled authaaaaaar. Fool, know you nothing of pirate linguistics? You extend the consonants, not the vowels!!! it's "autharrrrrrr" !
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    2. Re:In piratese... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Fool Know ye nothin' of insultin', you lily-livered, muck-swabbin', chum bucket eatin', son of a scurvied land lubbin' dog?
    3. Re:In piratese... by Redlazer · · Score: 3, Funny
      If he was a dyslexic pirate, it would be "raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa", in which case the vowels are extended.

      So OP, are you a dyslexic pirate?

      -Red

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  3. Underpants Gnomes!! by grapes911 · · Score: 1, Funny

    "It sounds like a dotcom-era business plan: 1) give it away, 2) ???, 3) make pots of money." Actually, it sounds like the Underpants Gnomes. Step 1, Collect Underpants. Step 2, ?. Step 3, Profit.

  4. Strange ways of the universe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    One day at work a number of years ago, someone suggested I read The Alchemist. A couple weeks later, I was sitting in my livingroom and looked over at a pile of my roommate's things and right there in the pile was The Alchemist and another of Paulo Coelho's books. I read them both. I suppose you could say I "pirated" them, but if you knew my roommate at the time you'd be more inclined to say that I rescued them.

  5. Kindle? by gwoodrow · · Score: 2, Funny

    What's all this talk about the book being an unconquerable medium? Have you not seen Amazon's Kindle? It is an absolute masterpiece of... hahahahahaha! Golly, I almost made it through the whole speech with a straight face...

  6. Re:How long have we been saying it? by stjobe · · Score: 3, Funny

    conslutants
    Freudian misspelling or intentional? Either way, nice one :)
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