New Robot Can Help You Find Your Way
BoingBoing is reporting that a new robotic assistant may soon be able to help you find your way the next time you are lost in a mall or a supermarket. The latest demonstration from the Osaka-based Advanced Telecommunications Research Institute (ATR) showcased "Robovie", a semi-humanoid robot designed to monitor up to 20 people at a time and classify each person's behavior into one of 10 categories (waiting, wandering, walking fast, etc). Whenever it was able to classify someone as disoriented it would approach them and ask "are you lost", if the answer was yes it provided directions, otherwise it just recommended nearby shops and restaurants.
After which I could say "Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto"?
Clippy come back, all is forgiven!
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"Spare change?"
"You lookin' at ME?"
"Mister, buy me a drink?"
"Are you sure you're not Richard Stallman?"
"I think my nuts are loose. Check 'em for me?"
Damn lameness filter. Please read in all caps.
What are you doing?
ARE you shop lifting??
you are SHOPLIFTING
shoplifter... shoplifter
exterminate!
exterminate!
ex - term - i - nate!
I just hope it says "DOES NOT COMPUTE" when it doesn't understand something.
Robot: Are you lost? May I assist you?
Foreign Tourist: Why, yes. Can you direct me to the....(consults foreign-language/English dictionary)...."Deep Fried Human Babies" store?
Robot: Yes, McDonald's is located in the Food Plaza, located at the top of the escalators. Good day and thank you for shopping MegaMall!