New 4100 Lumen Flashlight Can Set Things On Fire
i4u writes "Engadget is reporting that Wicked Lasers has introduced The Torch. It is the world's brightest and most powerful flashlight. The Flashlight is capable of melting plastic, lighting paper on fire within seconds, and if you like, fry an egg or a marshmallow on a stick. At 4100 lumens, The Torch is 100 lumens more powerful than The Polarion Helios, the former most powerful flashlight, and retails for around $300. The Torch is apparently also undergoing review at the Guinness Book of World Records."
Last time I bought an extension cord it had 4 different warning labels I had to take off. I wonder how many warning labels this flashlight will carry?
Welcome to the Nanny Nation.
OK, I can understand having rather bright spotlights (for example, to go shooting), but I cannot understand what use this sort of light has for civilian usage.
It is far to dangerous to do many of the things that you often do with bright lights (for example, to go shooting), and so why?
Perhaps it says something in the article? Not that I can see... (Though it does say, 15 minute battery life! WTF is the point of it then?)
I wank in the shower.
With as little a battery life as that thing has, what real practical use could you get out of it?
Or are they anticipating the availability of those new high-capacity batteries with the nanosilicon structures in 'em?
It seems more and more apparent that the limitations of our technology are not so much money and materials, but power consumption. Much like Tim Taylor, we're always looking for 'MORE POWER!'
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure dome decree
I usually think of myself as not abysmally stupid, but why can't I safely run a 20ga 100ft cord from my basement to my garage beer fridge? The purpose of the cord is to connect an outlet at one end to an appliance at the other.
Does it matter that one end is in my basement and the other is in my garage? I know some cords are rated for outdoor use and some are not, but what if my garage is attached? Is there something intuitively obvious about 20ga cords that aren't suitable for beer fridges? And how do you know if my beer fridge is one of those little travel jobbies that can run off AC or 12-volt DC, or if my beer fridge is a full size Kenmore? (I drink a lot of beer.)
Something so "mind-numbingly obvious" should be easy to explain. Maybe I'm just abysmally stupid.
Look at the bright side. (pun intended) When Wesley Snipes carries one of these around in the next Blade movie to burn vampires at least we'll know it's plausible.
Seems the GP was pointing out the reality distortion inherent in the article. The summary mentions that the torch can set things alight, and that it is quite bright at 4100 Lumens. Most people at this point seemed to have connected the dots to think that the brightness is related to its setting things on fire.
Not true.
Lumens specifically measures the visible light, and as far as brightness goes 4100 is pretty meager for a bulb, quite good for a handheld device though. Why is that a spotlight can put out 15-25,000 lumens yet the beam does not even feel warm? Reference (PDF) (and yes, I have tested this first-hand).
The heat generated is by a light is completely irrelevant to its lumens rating, so whilst in nerdland it is quite correct that heat is just another wavelength of light, in this case the heat and light are two separate things. The light is the 4100 lumens boast, and the heat is the invisible and unmeasured infrared source coming from the bulb.
Now banned from all flights: any light-emitting device whatsoever.
Were that I say, pancakes?
Revenge is a dish that is best served cold, but this would work pretty well too.
DRM 'manages access' in the same way that a prison 'manages freedom'
Have you a night selector on lateral mirrors too? Ever tried driving at night on the speedway with SUVs trying to overtake you (slowly of course because they SUCK (in every possible way) at moderate/high speed), and all your mirrors reflecting too much light at you? I often have to use the left hand to block the excessive light from the left mirror! If you have to darken every mirror to not getting blinded they become useless. And don't tell me to buy an higher car or we're gonna to drive our vehicles with periscopes soon :P
SUVs are wrong. Period.
Moderation is overrated.
Now I don't need to worry about getting eaten by a Grue.