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Egypt Calls for Bandwidth Rationing

I Don't Believe in Imaginary Property writes "Egypt's Ministry of Communications and Information Technology has called upon its citizens to ration their internet usage. This comes after two of its three undersea fiber optic links were recently severed. The cut cables have caused communication difficulties for millions of people throughout the Middle East. Ministry spokesman Mohammed Taymur was quoted as saying, 'People should know how to use the Internet because people who download music and films are going to affect businesses who have more important things to do.'"

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  1. I see it already... by thrill12 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... next thing they do is giving away "bandwidth-stamps".
    I am sorry sir, your bandwidth-card is full ; you will have to wait until next month to renew your bandwidth.
    Here you go ma'm, one bandwidth stamp for 100 MB worth of data.
    Sir, you are hereby under arrest for trying to fraud with bandwidth-cards, you sir are a "bandwidth pirate", a "megabyte thief", a "bit ripper" !

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  2. Re:No more pr0n by Loke+the+Dog · · Score: 4, Funny

    If they don't keep a stored reserve for emergencies like this, they deserve to be frustrated. With HDDs so cheap these days, there's no excuse for not having a few gigs of porn.

  3. Adding to the problem... by Statecraftsman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Though I've never looked for an Egyptian site before, my curiousity may have added a little to the problem:

    The server at www.egypt.gov.eg is taking too long to respond.

    1. Re:Adding to the problem... by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 5, Funny

      Have we ever slashdotted an entire country before?

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  4. Why not? by Misanthrope · · Score: 4, Funny

    Aziz Bandwidth!

    1. Re:Why not? by Edgester · · Score: 5, Funny

      * cables fixed *
      Ah, thank you aziz.

  5. Re:These cables were cut on purpose by kestasjk · · Score: 5, Funny

    That would leave proof, and that would totally ruin the fun of coming up with some elaborate baseless conspiracy theory. What good is a conspiracy theory if there's a way to disprove it that doesn't require a submarine?

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  6. Re:These cables were cut on purpose by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are you seriously saying a Chinese mini-sub didn't kidnap an Australian prime minister?

    Harold Holt would be turning in his grave.

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  7. Re:Wednesday - MI5 complain ; Thursday - cables cu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Friday - I'm in love.