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Is the Game Boy the Toughest Product Ever Made?

An anonymous reader writes "CNET is running an article about tough technology, which aptly includes the Nintendo Game Boy, a device so tough that mine still works after many years. 'There's no two ways about it: the original Game Boy is one of the hardest gadgets ever conceived. Rumor has it this beige behemoth isn't made of plastic, but from the skulls of fallen Gurkhas. If you ever saw one that was broken, it's because it lost a boxing match with a nuclear bomb — on points.' So do you agree that the Game Boy is the toughest consumer electronics device ever made?"

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  1. Pet Rock... by rthille · · Score: 5, Funny


    I still have my pet rock, 30+ years later...

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    1. Re:Pet Rock... by show+me+altoids · · Score: 5, Funny

      Game Boy covers Pet Rock. You lose!

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    2. Re:Pet Rock... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      I read somewhere that the Nintendo Game Boy wasn't made by Nintendo but instead summoned by Chuck Norris..

      I read it on a blog so it must be true...

    3. Re:Pet Rock... by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1, Funny

      Not true, no one knows where Game Boys come from, however they are in fact tougher than Chuck Norris who once broke both his thumbs playing one.

    4. Re:Pet Rock... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 4, Funny

      I still have my pet dog after 30+ years too. He's right up there on the mantle.

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    5. Re:Pet Rock... by capnchicken · · Score: 5, Funny
      I read somewhere that Chuck Norris jokes weren't funny anymore, except for these ones:

      • Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin underneath his beard; just a giant pussy.
      • Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet to make sure Chuck Norris folded all of the clothes correctly.
      • Chuck Norris won't suck your dick for money; he will gladly do it for free.
      • Chuck Norris doesn't doo push-ups; he's too old.
      • Chuck Norris ruins every party he goes to because he is a born again christian fundie.
      • When Chuck Norris endorses a presidential candidate, it's Mike Huckabee

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    6. Re:Pet Rock... by G-funk · · Score: 4, Funny

      -1, Creepy

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    7. Re:Pet Rock... by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "born against christian"

      They prefer the term "Muslim," you insensitive clod!

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    8. Re:Pet Rock... by edwardpickman · · Score: 3, Funny

      The really creepy part is the dog is still alive he's just too old to jump down.

    9. Re:Pet Rock... by 80's+Greg · · Score: 2, Funny

      Death once had a near-Game-Boy experience.

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  2. The more important question is... by lanthar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will it blend?

    1. Re:The more important question is... by HomerJ · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dodongos dislike smoke

  3. Re:Phones (back when the phone company owned them) by jbeaupre · · Score: 4, Funny

    And their armored cousin, the public pay phone, was no slouch either.

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  4. Re:HP 1x Calculators by Yetihehe · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean those nuclear or perpetuum-volt ones?

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  5. Nintendo Wii Controller by pembo13 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apparently, more weapon than controller it is capable of withstanding high speed impact with stationary objects, LCD/plasma TVs, dry wall, idiots, etc.

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  6. Durability stopped with the origional GB. by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Funny

    The DS screens break (top one specifically) if you fart too close to it. I still haven't broken my DSlite... yet..., but I went through 4 DS's with them in my laptop bag when they were damaged.

    I also broke several GB advances, I think it's the flip open design, it stresses the screens somehow.

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  7. Toughest device? by Punk+CPA · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would have to nominate my flash drive. I left it in my pants one time, and it survived a trip through the washer and dryer. I should really have hand-washed it, though: it shrank from 1 gb to 512 mb.

  8. Xbox 360 by kellyb9 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Man, I wish 360's were that durable. Mine just about red rings every time I use my microwave, and dammit, i love my ramen noodles!

  9. Re:You never owned a Game Boy by GoodbyeBlueSky1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone who did knows that they're not beige ;) Anyone who played one for a while knows the color of the case changed over time from white to beige to yellow to brown to ewwimnottouchingthatanymore.
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  10. Re:Not That Tough by TyrainDreams · · Score: 5, Funny

    That or your head is just that dense...i mean clearly you smashed things into your head...its probably pretty tough...

  11. Re:Phones (back when the phone company owned them) by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    And their armored cousin, the public pay phone, was no slouch either. Trust me, you don't want to lose one of those in the toilet.
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  12. Not so much by boowax · · Score: 5, Funny

    My brother's forehead Christmas Day 1990 1
    Gameboy 0

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    1. Re:Not so much by ClamIAm · · Score: 2, Funny

      Holy crap, my brother did this too!

      This was during a period where we were playing Ultra Golf[1] almost nonstop. After a few weeks, he decided that every time he sliced a shot (or whatever), it would be a really good idea to smash the Gameboy against his head. Repeatedly. I (and my parents) kept telling him "you're going to break it", and he did. Cracked the LCD right open. It still "worked", but the screen was useless, so it was pretty much unusable.

      On the other hand, this did end up netting us a Gameboy Color...

      [1] Ultra was a Konami shell company during Nintendo's days of "thou shalt not make more than two games per year".

  13. What, no IBM keyboards?! by Rearden82 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I nominate the IBM Model M keyboard and its brethren as being among the most bulletproof gadgets ever made. They weigh 5 pounds, mostly because the keys are mounted on a solid steel plate. And not only are they indestructible, but they're delightful to type on.

  14. Re:Not That Tough by Volante3192 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Gameboy's still showing games fine. You actually broke your eyesight, np.

  15. Re:Not That Tough by SnprBoB86 · · Score: 4, Funny

    So you are a Gurkha who has not yet fallen?

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  16. Re:I dunno about that by gzerphey · · Score: 2, Funny

    NO! BAD! Turn in your geek, nerd, and/or Slashdot card RIGHT NOW! An electronics budget can never, I repeat NEVER, be to big.

    Kids these days.*

    * Yes, I realize my UID is higher then the parent's.

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  17. Re:You never owned a Game Boy by ProppaT · · Score: 4, Funny


    And anyone with the common sense to wash their hands after eating Cheetos never had this issue...

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  18. That doesn't prove anything! by Socguy · · Score: 2, Funny

    That just proves that, no matter how tough the Gameboy may be, your head is harder!

    (Come to think of it, We shouldn't be surprised at the density of your noggin, being that you chose to use your head as a hammer as opposed to the wall or some other, non-organic instrument of destruction ;) .

    Still, made for a funny anecdote...

  19. preach it, brother! by mikeee · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's not a real keyboard if you can't beat a man to death with it.

    Um, hypothetically, I mean.

  20. Snap-on? by Kabuthunk · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know about Technology (although the Wii remote would be pretty high up on that list... or generally anything designed by Nintendo... which I swear must have a contract with the makers of LEGO), but the strongest thing I've ever known is Snap-On tools.

    I swear... that company must be sacrificing souls to some demon in order to make them that damn-near-physics-defyingly strong :P.

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  21. Re:Um, what? by Captain+Original · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you take out Tetris, it will work fine!

  22. Re:Not That Tough by provigilman · · Score: 2, Funny

    So basically your point is that you have a hard head? That's not usually something to brag about. Now, if you broke it on your abs, that would be something!

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  23. Re:Phones (back when the phone company owned them) by G-funk · · Score: 5, Funny

    It wasn't broken at all, was it?

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  24. Re:I dunno about that by Rorschach1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    From the little time I've spent hanging out in Second Life, I've found that this sort of problem is apparently more prevalent than you might think.

    Turns out the combination of fur and latex fetishes generates an ungodly amount of static electricity...

  25. ahem! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Rumor has it this beige behemoth isn't made of plastic, but from the skulls of fallen Gurkhas.
    I am a Gurkha, you insensitive clod!
  26. Re:Creative Media by Tangerinux · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's a shame i can't say the same on the zen neeon.

    One night i spilled beer on it and the display died but the color lights and the music playback were fine.

    After a month or two of blind use i dropped it and it hit the floor with one corner. The display came back to life but the hard drive died :(

    I still have it here hoping that someday if i recharge the battery it will magically work again.

  27. Re:Not That Tough by gripped · · Score: 2, Funny

    ....except it broke the ground on impact.

  28. Re:Not That Tough by TheLink · · Score: 4, Funny

    "my wife has a sewing machine where the computer control for advanced functions is a GBC"

    That's cool! What happens if you press "Up Down Up Down Left Right Left Right AB AB" on the GBC (not your wife :) ).

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