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Is the Game Boy the Toughest Product Ever Made?

An anonymous reader writes "CNET is running an article about tough technology, which aptly includes the Nintendo Game Boy, a device so tough that mine still works after many years. 'There's no two ways about it: the original Game Boy is one of the hardest gadgets ever conceived. Rumor has it this beige behemoth isn't made of plastic, but from the skulls of fallen Gurkhas. If you ever saw one that was broken, it's because it lost a boxing match with a nuclear bomb — on points.' So do you agree that the Game Boy is the toughest consumer electronics device ever made?"

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  1. Pet Rock... by rthille · · Score: 5, Funny


    I still have my pet rock, 30+ years later...

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    1. Re:Pet Rock... by show+me+altoids · · Score: 5, Funny

      Game Boy covers Pet Rock. You lose!

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    2. Re:Pet Rock... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 4, Funny

      I still have my pet dog after 30+ years too. He's right up there on the mantle.

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    3. Re:Pet Rock... by capnchicken · · Score: 5, Funny
      I read somewhere that Chuck Norris jokes weren't funny anymore, except for these ones:

      • Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin underneath his beard; just a giant pussy.
      • Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet to make sure Chuck Norris folded all of the clothes correctly.
      • Chuck Norris won't suck your dick for money; he will gladly do it for free.
      • Chuck Norris doesn't doo push-ups; he's too old.
      • Chuck Norris ruins every party he goes to because he is a born again christian fundie.
      • When Chuck Norris endorses a presidential candidate, it's Mike Huckabee

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    4. Re:Pet Rock... by G-funk · · Score: 4, Funny

      -1, Creepy

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    5. Re:Pet Rock... by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "born against christian"

      They prefer the term "Muslim," you insensitive clod!

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    6. Re:Pet Rock... by edwardpickman · · Score: 3, Funny

      The really creepy part is the dog is still alive he's just too old to jump down.

  2. The more important question is... by lanthar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will it blend?

    1. Re:The more important question is... by HomerJ · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dodongos dislike smoke

  3. Re:Phones (back when the phone company owned them) by jbeaupre · · Score: 4, Funny

    And their armored cousin, the public pay phone, was no slouch either.

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  4. Nintendo Wii Controller by pembo13 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apparently, more weapon than controller it is capable of withstanding high speed impact with stationary objects, LCD/plasma TVs, dry wall, idiots, etc.

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  5. Toughest device? by Punk+CPA · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would have to nominate my flash drive. I left it in my pants one time, and it survived a trip through the washer and dryer. I should really have hand-washed it, though: it shrank from 1 gb to 512 mb.

  6. Xbox 360 by kellyb9 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Man, I wish 360's were that durable. Mine just about red rings every time I use my microwave, and dammit, i love my ramen noodles!

  7. Re:You never owned a Game Boy by GoodbyeBlueSky1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone who did knows that they're not beige ;) Anyone who played one for a while knows the color of the case changed over time from white to beige to yellow to brown to ewwimnottouchingthatanymore.
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  8. Re:Not That Tough by TyrainDreams · · Score: 5, Funny

    That or your head is just that dense...i mean clearly you smashed things into your head...its probably pretty tough...

  9. Re:Phones (back when the phone company owned them) by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    And their armored cousin, the public pay phone, was no slouch either. Trust me, you don't want to lose one of those in the toilet.
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  10. Not so much by boowax · · Score: 5, Funny

    My brother's forehead Christmas Day 1990 1
    Gameboy 0

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  11. What, no IBM keyboards?! by Rearden82 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I nominate the IBM Model M keyboard and its brethren as being among the most bulletproof gadgets ever made. They weigh 5 pounds, mostly because the keys are mounted on a solid steel plate. And not only are they indestructible, but they're delightful to type on.

  12. Re:Not That Tough by Volante3192 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Gameboy's still showing games fine. You actually broke your eyesight, np.

  13. Re:Not That Tough by SnprBoB86 · · Score: 4, Funny

    So you are a Gurkha who has not yet fallen?

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  14. Re:You never owned a Game Boy by ProppaT · · Score: 4, Funny


    And anyone with the common sense to wash their hands after eating Cheetos never had this issue...

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  15. preach it, brother! by mikeee · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's not a real keyboard if you can't beat a man to death with it.

    Um, hypothetically, I mean.

  16. Re:Um, what? by Captain+Original · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you take out Tetris, it will work fine!

  17. Re:Phones (back when the phone company owned them) by G-funk · · Score: 5, Funny

    It wasn't broken at all, was it?

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  18. Re:I dunno about that by Rorschach1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    From the little time I've spent hanging out in Second Life, I've found that this sort of problem is apparently more prevalent than you might think.

    Turns out the combination of fur and latex fetishes generates an ungodly amount of static electricity...

  19. Re:Not That Tough by TheLink · · Score: 4, Funny

    "my wife has a sewing machine where the computer control for advanced functions is a GBC"

    That's cool! What happens if you press "Up Down Up Down Left Right Left Right AB AB" on the GBC (not your wife :) ).

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