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Muslim Groups Attempt to Censor Wikipedia

Nom du Keyboard writes "The New York Times is reporting that Muslim groups are attempting to censor Wikipedia because of images of Muhammad contained in the article about him. 'A Frequently Asked Questions page explains the site's polite but firm refusal to remove the images: "Since Wikipedia is an encyclopedia with the goal of representing all topics from a neutral point of view, Wikipedia is not censored for the benefit of any particular group." The notes left on [online petitions against the page] come from all over the world. "It's totally unacceptable to print the Prophet's picture," Saadia Bukhari from Pakistan wrote in a message. "It shows insensitivity towards Muslim feelings and should be removed immediately."'"

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  1. Better login into wikipedia host asap by ccguy · · Score: 5, Funny

    jimw@wiki:/var/www/wikipedia/wiki>tar cz * |uuencode /dev/stdout |mail -s "Just in case" jimw_backup@gmail.com

    1. Re:Better login into wikipedia host asap by ccguy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dude it was just a bad joke riding on frist pots visibility :-)

      Now if I can get send one of those censoring muslims to whoever modded me offtopic...

    2. Re:Better login into wikipedia host asap by Trails · · Score: 4, Funny

      I absolutely refuse to believe that!

    3. Re:Better login into wikipedia host asap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      In fact, I'm hard pressed to think of a nastier person in human history, outside of he who shall not be named.

      Voldemort???

    4. Re:Better login into wikipedia host asap by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Funny

      Whoever modded the parent offtopic needs to be metamodded into oblivion. Since when does Slashdot give mod points to people who don't know UNIX? "Hey, it's Unix! I know this!"
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    5. Re:Better login into wikipedia host asap by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think the world would be a better place if more people ate bacon. Just about every and any group that shuns bacon has serious issues on this planet.

      Bacon for world peace. It's the marijuana of meats! mmmmMMM. BACON!

    6. Re:Better login into wikipedia host asap by aproposofwhat · · Score: 3, Funny
      May I suggest Pakipedia as a title?

      Several million articles on the intricacies of goatherding and wifebeating, plus a special bonus section on how to be a complete and utter arse when living in other peoples countries.

      Just look at Oldham, Bury, Bradford and other northern towns for an example.

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  2. BA announcement by thewils · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm reminded of a (legendary) announcement from a British Airways cabin crew member on arrival somewhere in Saudi Arabia.

    Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Riyadh (or wherever) please set your clocks back five hundred years.

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    1. Re:BA announcement by MLCT · · Score: 4, Funny

      A more recent version that I always remember was from the UK satirical news quiz HIGNFY. When covering the story of the Miss World contest that had to be abandoned in Nigeria and quickly held in London due to Muslim protesters. Team Captain on HIGNFY Ian Hislop commented, "for us, Miss World is about 30 years out of date, for them it is about 500 years ahead of its time"

  3. Maybe they should just cut their access by instantmatthew · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... by severing all their access lines. Wait... what's that? (whisper in the background)... sorry, someone has apparently already followed that suggestion. Well then, if that doesn't work, perhaps they can start logging in from China.

  4. Re:Why Are They Only Targeting Wikipedia by januth · · Score: 5, Funny

    1) Target Wikipedia 2) ? 3) Prophet

  5. What Would Muhammed Do? by securityfolk · · Score: 2, Funny
    So, did Muhammad have an issue with his image being portrayed, or is it just these Muslim extremists? Kinda reminds me of those extremist Christians who are afraid to say the word "God" or "Satan", since it'll summon him or some such nonsense.

    Silly humans... they should know Cthulu, the one true God, after which the FSM was created, doesn't care if you speak its name!!!

  6. Re:Why Are They Only Targeting Wikipedia by Bogtha · · Score: 5, Funny

    They should complete this survey so we know exactly how far we can go before offending them.

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  7. Re:This profit's image is also censored. by Jhan · · Score: 2, Funny

    As the profit of the universe I hereby censor my image from view by the hethenious masses as well as by the devout itsybitsyers who worship me.

    Given the laws of thermodynamics, wouldn't you look... Rather negative?

    I guess most people wouldn't want to look at that bleak countenance.

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  8. Re:Good luck by Foofoobar · · Score: 5, Funny

    No we dont. Alot of us are atheists. Fuck Jesus and his fucking whore of a mother. There? See. I'm not offended at all.

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  9. Not for prophet by InbredTom · · Score: 5, Funny
    The pictures should be removed as Wikipedia is a non-prophet organisation.

    Sorry, was that obvious?

  10. Anyone have.... by EveryNickIsTaken · · Score: 3, Funny

    an ASCII art of Mohammed? I need a new sig for message boards.

    1. Re:Anyone have.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Muhammad (((:~{>
      Muhammad as a pirate (((P~{>
      Muhammad on a bad turban day ))):~{>
      Muhammad with sand in his eye (((;~{>
      Muhammad wearing sunglasses (((B~{>
      Mohammad with a lit bomb in his turban *-O)):~{>
      The devil mo ]:~{>
      Mohammed with a nuclear bomb in his turban. @=(((:~{>
      Muhammad being shot by Starship Enterprise =-o * * * (((:~{>
      Muhammad sees a Danish cartoonist !((((8~{o>

  11. Help Help I'm Being Oppressed! by eldavojohn · · Score: 2, Funny

    Good luck with that. For the love of Cloacina, I don't believe in 'luck'! You oppressive religious zealot! Stop trying to press your religious beliefs on me! Get off my back already! Sounds like you need to take some of your own advice.
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  12. To all sensitive Muslims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
    who find pictures of their prophet Mohammed offensive:

    Kindly go fuck yourself you medieval retards. And if you think I'm being unfair, you have NO idea of my wrath towards the hypocritical bible thumping Xian morons. So, kindly go take your stupid little dipshit religion, step away from the computer, and go home to your burkha clad women and the 11th century where you seem to be happiest And once you're there, please do us all a big favour and stay there and STFU. I'm tired of your whiney ass bullshit.

    AC

  13. Re:Go jump in a lake by mh1997 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am soooooooo tired of the muslem community pushing their views on everyone else.
    Other than arresting a women for going to a Starbucks with men, stoning a woman for meeting with unrelated men, blowing up hotels, blowing up misc. buildings, blowing up schools, and blowing up children, attempting to force sharia law in England, crashing planes into buildings - name one instance where a muslim pushed their views on anyone else.
  14. Re:This profit's image is also censored. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

    "As the profit of the universe..."

    Funny, I never received my check...

    No, you just get the bill. Haven't you heard of Thermodynamics?
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  15. Re:Why Are They Only Targeting Wikipedia by jandrese · · Score: 3, Funny

    How else could they be Holier than Thou?

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  16. Re:I am offended by geekoid · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think they should replace airline security with the option of drawing a picture of Mohamed and then pissing on it, then eating pork, denounce any existence in god. Maybe watch 12 minutes of two men kissing.

    I'd fly on that plane and feel perfectly safe.

    "Welcome to Atheist Airlines."

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  17. Re:Why Are They Only Targeting Wikipedia by techpawn · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is why I prefer atheism. It's a non-prophet religion...

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  18. My idea to offend everyone. by DdJ · · Score: 5, Funny

    I still want to make one of those pin-on buttons that simply consists of a red circle-slash on top of a simple stick figure.

    When people ask what it means, I can explain that it's an iconic representation of the idea that there should be no graphical representations of Mohammed.

    Some people will be offended because the button promotes censorship, and other people will be offended because the button uses a (poor) representation of Mohammed to do so! Everybody wins!

  19. Somebody must do this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Somebody braver than me should register Muhammadse.cx and teach these crybabies what disrespectful pictures really look like. Come on, you know you want to.

  20. Re:Why Are They Only Targeting Wikipedia by Diomedes01 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Usually the biggest problem is fundamentalists not being able to understand anything more then a literal interpretation of "scripture", and being completely oblivious to the fact that all of the You-niverse is scripture.

    I don't usually make posts like this, but the term "You-niverse" made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

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  21. Re:Why Are They Only Targeting Wikipedia by enderjsv · · Score: 2, Funny

    ah crap. I meant Genocide. Damn you Orson Scott Card.

  22. Re:Why Are They Only Targeting Wikipedia by Rellik66 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Though the FSM worshippers have been known to pull off a limb or two

    Correction: Those are Cthulhu worshipers

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  23. Re:Why Are They Only Targeting Wikipedia by flyingsquid · · Score: 5, Funny

    Frankly, I am appalled by the irreverent joke comparing Mohammed to Super Saiyans. This is exactly the type of disrespectful behavior that the article is complaining about, and you ought to be ashamed for making fun of other people's religions. Is it that hard to have a little respect and basic tolerance for other human beings? I find it disturbing that people are so ignorant and prejudiced as to mock our Prophet in this fashion. We faithful take our Prophet, the Super Saiyan known as Goku, very seriously.

  24. Re:Why Are They Only Targeting Wikipedia by na1led · · Score: 5, Funny

    C'mon. Muslim is a very peaceful religion, and if you don't believe that, they will kill you!

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  25. Attempts by the Amish going even worse by RexDevious · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Being unable to use either computers or electricity hath made our task quite trying", said Brother John.

    With the help of the entire community, the were able to build a server entirely of wood and mud, but attempts to connect it to the secular internet have so far been unsuccessful.

    "Getting our horses to carry packets was quite easy, but teaching them to shake hands with each other has proven nearly impossible", the Elder continued.

    "At this point, we're considering scrapping the whole horse protocol and using dogs instead, as shaking hands is something they do quite well. The problem is were not 100% if it's the Muslim's who hate dogs, or us, or both. We'd look it up on Wikipedia, but..."

    In light of set-backs, another Amish community farther north has taken different approach. So far, they've managed to forge no less than 87 cast-iron "token rings", and are getting quite good at passing them around.

    "Once we figure why exactly we we're doing this, we should be well ahead of our brothers to the South with their fancy-schmancy wooden server", lead researcher Brother John (no relation, yet) commented.

    "But", he continued, "if Muslims can figure out who's publishing pictures of their prophet, when by definition they'd not have an original picture to compare it to - I'm sure we can figure out what we're doing too".

  26. MARTYRS OFFEND ME!!! by AnomaliesAndrew · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm offended by martyrs. They must stop immediately.

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    1. Re:MARTYRS OFFEND ME!!! by harl · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah well I'm offended by people who are offended by things. Oh crap I just broke something.

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      I find being offended by me offensive.
    2. Re:MARTYRS OFFEND ME!!! by Translation+Error · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes. All martyrs must die.

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  27. Re:Why Are They Only Targeting Wikipedia by myowntrueself · · Score: 5, Funny

    We faithful take our Prophet, the Super Saiyan known as Goku, very seriously.

    And to quote our Prophet "You hurt my friends and you *tried* to hurt me."

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  28. Re:Why Are They Only Targeting Wikipedia by BForrester · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps a compromise is possible? The next set of web standards will require all pages to have a Javascript message popup: Are you a muslim? Yes / No.
  29. Re:Why Are They Only Targeting Wikipedia by spun · · Score: 2, Funny

    It wouldn't take much to be holier than me. Can holiness go into negative numbers?

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  30. Re:I am offended by gnick · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe watch 12 minutes of two men kissing. 12 minutes?? Methinks that you're not just on this airline for the security...
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  31. But isn't this a form of idolatry? by g2devi · · Score: 3, Funny

    While I agree with you that he didn't want anyone to worship him since only God serves worship, his prohibition was on idolatry, not actual pictures.

    Money, video games, statuses of Zeus, movies about Moses, and songs about Jesus are all okay as long as you don't worship *them* instead of the only thing that has any permanence, i.e. God.

    It's a teaching that's common to all inspired religions and a form of it even exists for secular humanists.

    Ironically, by prohibiting any and all pictures of Muhammad, people are violating the idolatry, commandment by making the obsession with pictures of a prophet more important that God.

  32. Re:Images? What about fucking a 9 year old? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    > Does Georges Washington's marriage to a 12 years old take away any of the man's achievements?

    1. Martha was 26 when she married George.

    2. In our society, pedophilia *is* considered to diminish a man's accomplishments.

  33. Re:Why Are They Only Targeting Wikipedia by kabocox · · Score: 3, Funny

    Frankly, I am appalled by the irreverent joke comparing Mohammed to Super Saiyans. This is exactly the type of disrespectful behavior that the article is complaining about, and you ought to be ashamed for making fun of other people's religions. Is it that hard to have a little respect and basic tolerance for other human beings? I find it disturbing that people are so ignorant and prejudiced as to mock our Prophet in this fashion. We faithful take our Prophet, the Super Saiyan known as Goku, very seriously.

    We'd take either Jesus, Mohammed, or anyone seriously if they could destroy the moon or planet by themselves without a death star!

  34. Re:Why Are They Only Targeting Wikipedia by Qzukk · · Score: 2, Funny

    there are whole categories of evil acts that are by definition only the product of religion. ... Religious crusades, pogroms against jews, none of these things happen absent religion.

    I eat bacon.

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