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TSA Changes Screening Based on Blog Suggestion

hhavensteincw writes "Less than a week after it launched a new blog aimed at gathering suggestions from air travelers to improve airport security processes, the Transportation Security Administration changed a practice where some screeners were requiring passengers to remove all electronics, including Blackberries, iPods, and cords from carry-on luggage. Seems the TSA didn't know this was going on, and after the question was raised on its blog, it clamped down on the practice. The TSA also provided a detailed description of their reasoning behind the liquids policy. We discussed the opening of the blog last week."

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  1. What is this strange substance? by stupidflanders · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other news, TSA is looking in to claims that some inspectors were unfamiliar soap, shampoo and other personal hygiene products...

    1. Re:What is this strange substance? by xoundmind · · Score: 5, Funny

      In other news, TSA is looking in to claims that some inspectors were unfamiliar soap, shampoo and other personal hygiene products...

      They read Slashdot?

    2. Re:What is this strange substance? by 1u3hr · · Score: 3, Funny
      In other news, TSA is looking in to claims that some inspectors were unfamiliar soap, shampoo and other personal hygiene products...,

      Which is why they think that only a terrorist would carry them in his luggage.

      Truly, Allah loves those who turn unto Him in repentance and loves those who purify themselves (by taking a bath and cleaning and washing thoroughly their private parts, bodies, for their prayers etc.).; (Al Baqarah 2:222)
  2. Re:No win situation by Garridan · · Score: 4, Funny

    I regularly wear two almost identical fleeces -- one has a zipper, one does not; also, I fly rather frequently. I've noticed that security *always* asks me to remove my zippered fleece, and never requires me to remove the one without the zipper. Every time, I think that I should wear a trench coat, and nothing more. They ask me to remove my coat, and I calmly comply, and proceed to the metal detector... but something tells me I'd get in *much* worse trouble than indecent exposure...

  3. Dear Customs People Throughout The World... by pandrijeczko · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...I have it on good authority that there are an extreme minority of well-dressed Cthulhu-type cultists who are planning to cause air travel chaos and disrupt as many flights as possible over the next few coming months.

    These cultists are ardent students of the Book of Genesis in the bible who consider that all evil stems from Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden who were tempted to pluck a fruit from God's tree by the Devil in the form of a serpent.

    The emblem of this fruit is carried openly upon the mind control boxes possessed by these cultists, who frequently gather in Starbucks and Internet cafes, openly displaying this emblem in order to attract other cultist colleagues into terrorist quangos to plan their revenge upon the rest of us.

    Therefore, please keep an eye open for smartly dressed people carrying little white boxes bearing an apple emblem on them - they are not to be trusted. Remove their boxes from them and stamp on them, find out where they live, break into their houses and smach up their huge designer coffee tables and African dance memorabilia.

    They MUST be stopped!

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  4. Re:Liquids by somersault · · Score: 3, Funny

    :O the reason is that George Bush believes in man-made Global Warming, and is trying to cut down on pollution by removing unnecessary weight from planes!! *gets dragged away by men in dark suits and shades*

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    which is totally what she said
  5. Re:Airline travel made amusing by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The following expression of the officer, along with his mixed reactions as to what to do next, were pure Kodak moments. I really, really would have paid good money to get a copy of the surveillance camera video!! He first tried to close it and just return it to me, then he realized that he better check it out since he was the one that said it had to be done. I think he took about 0.8 seconds of a "thorough" inspection, then closed the bag. However, that wouldn't turn the dildos off, and they were still buzzing away, quite audibly. I gave him the "turn them off. All of them." look, and he fumbled again attempting to get all 3 turned off. Next Monday I fly out again. I can't wait to see what they'll do this time.


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  6. Re:Liquids and a /. car analogy. by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow. What a waste of good booze. What's with you people? Drink it - don't burn it!

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  7. Re:MacGyver? by Grimbleton · · Score: 4, Funny

    He'll just build his own plane from the scraps he finds in the dumpster behind the terminal, and get there before his scheduled flight even takes off.

  8. Re:Liquids by russotto · · Score: 4, Funny

    The given reasons (August 2006 Heathrow plot) for the liquids restrictions are bullshit. The real reasons are highly classified.
    Yeah, but the document was misplaced and found by a reporter. Here's what it said

    TOP SECRET/TSA/NOFORN EXCEPT UK,CA

    Page 1/1

    1.1 Rationale for TSA liquids restrictions policy

    This section intentionally left blank.
  9. Re:Mountain moving. by russotto · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hell, The screeners at Glasgow airport were genuinely upset having to take a liter of top shelf scotch I had stupidly shoved into my carryon.
    Yeah, genuinely upset that they didn't see a way around letting their supervisor get his hands on it.