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USA 193 Shootdown Set For Feb 21, 03:30 UTC

An anonymous reader writes "Amateur satellite watcher Ted Molczan notes that a "Notice to Airmen" (NOTAM) has been issued announcing restricted airspace for February 21, between 02:30 and 05:00 UTC, in a region near Hawaii. Stricken satellite USA 193, which the US has announced plans to shoot down, will pass over this area at about 03:30. Interestingly, this is during the totality of Wednesday's lunar eclipse, which may or may not make debris easier to observe."

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  1. Oddly enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... they're going to use a pop bottle to do the deed.

  2. Conspriacy goldmine by bluelip · · Score: 5, Funny

    A super secret sat is not responding for unknown reasons. This requires a shootdown which just happens to occur during a lunar eclipse.

    Wow, who gets the movie rights for this one?

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    1. Re:Conspriacy goldmine by NickCatal · · Score: 4, Funny

      There is only a movie if the missile moves it back and to the left

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  3. Re:Disappointing. We need to LASER it. by garcia · · Score: 4, Funny

    Disappointing. We need to LASER it.

    The ill-tempered sea bass have a limited range, sorry.

  4. ...which may or may not by Daimanta · · Score: 5, Funny

    This post may or may not be a way to tell you that may or may not is a totally ambigious statement. Some people may or may not notice this. I may or may not be modded Offtopic but I can also be modded +1 Funny or +1 Insightfull. However, this may or may not be the case.

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  5. Re:Destroy classified items by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, the classified hardware/software will burn up on reentry. Their more concerned about the full tank of hydrazine that would survive a normal reentry and create a hazardous materials nightmare near a populated area. Since they suspect it is going to come down near Hawaii, I'd love to see some sort of Taco Bell stunt where TB gives away free tacos if the satellite lands in a volcano during the eclipse.

  6. good information there! by Bob54321 · · Score: 5, Funny

    which may or may not make debris easier to observe
    Way to limit the two choices down to two choices....
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  7. Isn't it obvious? by QuantumG · · Score: 5, Funny

    That this is just a response to China's ASAT test of January last year?

    China: you see, we can blow up your satellites!!
    USA: aha! We can blow up your satellites too!!

    General public: Why are they blowing up satellites?

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  8. During the eclipse? by PPH · · Score: 5, Funny

    No doubt goats will be slaughtered, wiccans consulted, and pentagrams drawn all in the hope that our missile intercept technology will actually work in a non-staged event.

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  9. Outsource it by Is0m0rph · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm surprised we didn't outsource this to China.

  10. Re:I wonder by dwater · · Score: 4, Funny

    wow, the USA is powerful after all - they can arrange for the ecplise to happen on a day of their choosing. amazing.

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  11. Re:I wonder by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe it's the senility, but I can't recall a time when the average Slashdotter was an expert in the mechanics involved in shooting down a wayward satellite.

  12. Re:I wonder by STrinity · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hydrazine+lunar eclipse=zombies!

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