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NIST Working On "Deathalyzer"
coondoggie writes to mention that a new optical technique for sensing small amounts of molecules in a person's breath has been developed by a researcher for the National Institute of Standards and Technology. The goal is to create a fast, low-cost method for detecting disease. "In this approach, NIST researchers analyze human breath with 'frequency combs,' which are generated by a laser specially designed to produce a series of very short, equally spaced pulses of light. Each pulse may be only a few million billionths of a second long. The laser generates light as a series of very narrow frequency peaks equally spaced, like the teeth of a comb, across a broad spectrum."
... the machine keeps declaring that everyone has "Stupidity"...
I like to place meaningful quotes in my sig, so people will know that I know what meaningful quotes are.
. . . this morning - I think he's gonna die real soon.
What?
Officer: I'm sorry sir, the deathalyzer says you're too far over the legal 'dead' limit to be driving. What do you have to say for yourself?
Passenger: But officer, he can't say anything he's dead.
Officer: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
Passenger: What's that?
Officer: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
Will this deathalizer tell me if someone is only mostly dead?
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They better be careful before someone sues for patent violation for detecting "old stench".
The human nose can detect the particles accurately as you walk through a nursing home or hospital.