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Cue Idiot Sarah Palin References in 3. . .2. . .1

On: Next Ubuntu Linux To Be a Maverick

Oops, too late.

Too Late

On: The Lancet Recants Study Linking Autism To Vaccine

Once the celebrities start spouting the nonsense, it's too late.

The female 18-50 market segment won't let go of it for another five years.

Thanks Lancet! Thanks Hollywood!

IT Are Like Janitors

On: Why "Running IT As a Business" Is a Bad Idea

Janitors don't produce any revenue for a company, but they are necessary for the people who do.

The same goes for IT staff. Unless your company is selling IT services, they don't produce any revenue for the company but are necessary for the people who do.

IT people understand a developer's job about as much as a janitor does.

Seriously - get overselves and STOP finding ways to make my job more difficult. MY job produces the revenue that pays YOUR salary.

If They'd Done This at The Evergreen State College

On: What Clown On a Unicycle?

. . . it would have been a giant mushroom on a mini-bike.

And nobody would have reported seeing anything unusual that day.

Mod Parent "-1 Redundant" Please

On: CIA Teams Up With Scientists To Monitor Climate

Seriously, how predictable and cliche can you be?

Re:IT isn't allowed to touch my workstation

On: Do Your Developers Have Local Admin Rights?

Wow. Just frickin' wow.

You must be making bank to stick around a hole like that.

Simple - Engineering Students Don't Get Laid

On: Why Do So Many Terrorists Have Engineering Degrees

If you're getting laid, you're much less likely to hate your fellow human beings and desire to blow them (and sometimes yourself) up.

Please Mod OP "-1 Redundant"

On: Man Tries To Use Explosive Device On US Flight

I wonder how long it will be before someone posts a foaming-at-the-mouth diatribe against Dick Cheney. . ?

Oh.

Only 10 Balloons?

On: Find DARPA's Balloons, Win $40K

Shouldn't it be neunundneunzig?

Okay, But What Are the Implications For

On: French Branch of Scientology Is Convicted of Fraud

. . . the First Church of Appliantology?

So, If I Google "Kayne West"

On: Google Partners With Twitter For Search

I'm going to get 140,000,000 hits of "RT @mrmarky RIP Kayne West Imma let you finish, but balloon boy had the best hoax of all time lol!"

Fuck.

Oh, Come On! No Basement Jokes?

On: Volunteers Wanted For Simulated 520-Day Mars Trip

/., you disappoint me.

plzdiethx Tag

On: Texas Teen Arrested Under New Online Harassment Law

God, I love /. humor.

Executive Order?

On: Executive Order Bars Federal Workers From Texting and Driving

Wow - what an AWESOME display of Obama's presidential powers!

Re:Ignorant Taggers.....

On: Cosmic Ray Intensity Reaches Highest Levels In 50 years

I think they should have tagged it "cosmicwarming."

It would have made as much as sense and been that much funnier.

No Pulse Condition in Women

On: Artificial Heart Recipient Has No Pulse

Very common after they've been married for four or five years.

I know - I've been married (and divorced) twice.

Sounds Great for Sailboat Racing

On: Synthetic Sebum Makes Slippery Sailboats

... until you realize you'll still have to send someone under the hull to make sure your opponent hasn't ice-picked a towel to your keel.

Re:All we need

On: How a Team of Geeks Cracked the Spy Trade

You mean like Honduras?

My Ex-wife Bought An iPhone

On: iPhone Straining AT&T Network

Ha ha!

Re:LOOL

On: Airborne Boeing Laser Blasts Ground Target

Ja, super!

Re:Biggest Gripe about coding .. shouldn't be code

On: Coders At Work

I'm disguted, repeatedly. . .

Sounds painful. Hope you get over it soon.

Dildo?

On: Thanks For the ... Eight-Track, Uncle Alex

I love /. tags!

You Bet It's Peaked

On: US Life Expectancy May Have Peaked

Just wait until government Death Panels start pulling the plug on Grandmas!

I Used To Be A Gamer

On: Average Gamer Is 35, Fat and Bummed

Then I got divorced and got my life back.

Easy - Name Them After Women You've Slept With

On: Suitable Naming Conventions For Workstations?

Oh, wait. . .