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Military Grounds Stealth Bomber Fleet
Ponca City, We Love You writes "America's entire B-2 stealth bomber fleet, which has played a crucial part in all major US conflicts since 1989, has been grounded after one of the jets crashed near a military base in Guam. The crash — the first involving the B-2 — was the most expensive single aircraft accident in history. (The planes cost $1.2B each.) Officials assume the crash was caused by either mechanical failure or human error, but have grounded all B-2s to ensure there is not some fundamental fault developing in the 21-strong fleet. The crash occurred Saturday morning local time as the B-2 was taking off from Andersen Air Force base on Guam, a US territory south of Japan. An Air Force spokesman said, 'The cause of crash is unknown, pending an investigation. The pilots had ejected safely — no serious injuries. One is mobile, one is still in the hospital under observation.'"
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A stealth bomber crashes? Nobody saw that coming.
Knowing "officials", we should be thankful they at least confirmed that the crash was caused by a collision with the ground.
Not just overclocking, the latest drivers support SLI too.
http://www.bugimus.com/stealth/b2_refuel02.jpg
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Here's a news report from a local TV station.
>Not just overclocking, the latest drivers support SLI too.
Man, that hood ornament must really fuck up the radar cross section.
We can also rule out a frozen chicken up one of the intake ports.
We can also rule out "Act of God," because we all know He's on our side.
It wasn't hit by falling bits off a classied satellite, was it?
politicians are like babies' nappies: they should both be changed regularly and for the same reasons
... if a stealth bomber crashes and nobody sees it does it make a sound?
Then comes the B-4. Takes out targets B4 they become a threat.
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Apparently they're doing their training out near Guam...
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I don't know... would a badger in the cockpit fall under "human error"?
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Dear insane military-industrial complex,
We lost one of your ultra-secret, 1.2 billion dollar stealth planes on a routine mission in the Pacific. The nation was wondering if you would consider replacing this one for free. We've given you just about all the extra money we had saved up for years and years, and we've taken out serious loans to be able to pay for increasingly flamboyant and unnecessary toys. I'm only asking for this freebie because it is getting more and more difficult to convince people that we really need to be spending money on weapons like this when an insurgent army can bring us to our knees in the middle of Iraq. Plus, people are starting to wonder if 1.2 billion dollars would be better spent teaching more intelligence analysts how to speak Arabic, Urdu, and Pashto, and I really think that 1.2 billion would go a long way toward helping us really fight terrorism.
------ Tim O'Brien
That too, but the main reason were those annoying pilots that love that andrenalin rush a bit too much and kept blowing the windows of the refueling planes.
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...does the government dock your paycheck?
$9 000 of fuel per second * 60 seconds per minute * 1440 minutes per day = $777 600 000 of fuel per day. Per plane.
One of these numbers has to be wrong.
Must be the number of minutes per day.Ever tried to drive a Prius in a parking lot? The pedestrians don't know you're there because there's no engine noise. All priuses are stealth.
Oh and BTW 4 passengers = 500 pounds? Not in America, unless perhaps you mean Mom and Dad and their newborn twins.
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Ha Ha -- Made you all think! Nyah! Two adults and two kids in a Prius? 200 + 150 + 90 + 60. Adjust to suit. And you thought the Grammar Nazis were bad, heh heh...
Pacifist paratroopers yell, "Ghandi!" when they jump.
you mis-understood the gp
"They just won't be burning $9000 of fuel per second on training missions for awhile"
which appears to be totally correct - that is: they won't be burning $9000/second until a combination of peak oil and hyper inflation in the US raise the cost of fuel to $50