Apple, Starbucks Sued Over Music Gift Cards
Trintech writes "A Utah couple acting as their own attorneys have filed a lawsuit against Apple and Starbucks over the retailers' recent Song of the Day promotion, which offers Starbucks customers an iTunes gift card for a complimentary, pre-selected song download. In a seven-page formal complaint, James and Marguerite Driessen of Lindon, Utah say they developed in 2000, and were granted a patent in February 2006 for, an Internet merchandising utility dubbed RPOS (retail point of sale). The concept, which forms the heart of the infringement lawsuit, would allow gift cards for pre-defined items that can be sold at a brick-and-mortar store but used online; customers could redeem a card for a dining room set or a DVD, for example."
Yet another patent we can all live without.
.. i got an idea .. lest get a patent in for an office that .. see if it passes .. seeing how dumb .. we got a shot at it .. 8)
The patent office is really more of a nuisance than anything nowadays.
Eh
would examine and grant patents
they are
No, I'm not sure that I'm kidding.
You can't see ANYTHING from a car, You've got to get out of the goddamned contraption and walk...Edward Abbey
And kudos to the US for using a simple sequentially-numbered system for the patents instead of an indecipherable code involving numbers, letters, and probably hyphens in between every few of those other symbols.
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Maybe if they had used an indecipherable code, there wouldn't be so many bogus US patents.
Patent Troll 1: I wonder if anyone has patented "watching grass grow on the Internet" yet?
Patent Troll 2: Let's see: Patent No. 1337-RTFM-OMGWTFBBQ discusses growing plants
Patent Troll 1: Whoa, too much for me. How about we sell penis-enlargement pills instead?
Why would an honest man use encryption anyway? To hide something illegal, no?
Well shit, there goes all my work on my pending "A card that can be exchanged for gifts" patent.
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
Somehow, it just feels wrong to hope that a big, faceless, corporation crushes a couple of small inventors into dust with the power of their legal department. But in this case, I have to say "GO GOLIATH! CRUSH THOSE PIPSQUEAKS! WATCH OUT FOR THAT SLING!"