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RIAA Expert Witness Called "Borderline Incompetent"

NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "Prof. Johan Pouwelse of Delft University — one of the world's foremost experts on the science of P2P file sharing and the very same Prof. Pouwelse who stopped the RIAA's Netherlands counterpart in its tracks back in 2005 — has submitted an expert witness report characterizing the work of the RIAA's expert, Dr. Doug Jacobson, as 'borderline incompetence.' The report (PDF), filed in UMG v. Lindor, pointed out, among other things, that the steps needed to be taken in a copyright infringement investigation were not taken, that Jacobson's work lacked 'in-depth analysis' and 'proper scientific scrutiny,' that Jacobson's reports were 'factually erroneous,' and that they were contradicted by his own deposition testimony. This is the first expert witness report of which we are aware since the Free Software Foundation announced that it would be coming to the aid of RIAA defendants."

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  1. Hmmmm. by Moryath · · Score: 4, Funny

    MafiAA "expert" spanked. Film at 11.

    Please say there's film. Please say we eventually see this guy cross-interrogated and his "credentials" and bullshit run through the wringer for all to see.

    1. Re:Hmmmm. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Funny
      MafiAA "expert" spanked. Film at 11.
      Please say there's film.

      I'll wait for the torrent.

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    2. Re:Hmmmm. by failure-man · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, 8:00 then?

  2. Hanlon's razor by KiloByte · · Score: 4, Funny

    Never attribute to stupidity what can be adequately explained by malice.

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    1. Re:Hanlon's razor by nuzak · · Score: 2, Funny

      The fact that the GP's interpretation is apropos to this case, and that the modified quote was posted totally in isolation was a good enough contextual clue -- I got it instantly. Your sarcasm detectors do indeed need adjustment.

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  3. The Judge Doesn't Know What He Is Talking About by Subm · · Score: 5, Funny

    The witness is fully incompetent.

    1. Re:The Judge Doesn't Know What He Is Talking About by Fx.Dr · · Score: 3, Funny

      Fully incompetent implies the Doc isn't able to tie his shoes in the morn... Wait, is that velcro?

  4. Re:Tsk, tsk by irenaeous · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gosh, your right. He isn't stupid. How about just calling him a whore?

  5. RIAA Incompetent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    There removed the 4 redundant words in the headline!

  6. Damn... by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 4, Funny

    When you get bitch-slapped by the DUTCH, you know you deserved it.

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  7. His response? by rhenley · · Score: 4, Funny

    When asked for comment, Dr. Jacobson responded, "Oh yeah? Well he's a big doodoo head!"

  8. Re:Some choice quotes from the report by liquidf · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...This isn't a case of an independent study finding a different result, this is the original report itself undermining its own principle... after reviewing this statement, i come to no other conclusion that the above "MosesJones" and his/her post displays borderline incompetence, due to the fact that s/he is unable to properly close his/her html tag with an </i>, thus causing confusion to the reader as to whether the comments above are his/hers, or merely quotes from the stated "article" as referenced in his/her title of said post.
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  9. Re:Support the EFF! by rbochan · · Score: 3, Funny

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  10. Borderline pregnant by syousef · · Score: 3, Funny

    When my wife collapsed at work they did some bloodwork and it came back "borderline pregnant". She was told to come back for another test after a few days.

    "Borderline"...It's called a euphemism.

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  11. Re:Tsk, tsk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Listen to piojo, he knows what he's talking about.

  12. Re:Support the EFF! by mdenham · · Score: 3, Funny

    Posting on slashdot is all well and good, but the EFF can only continue its work if you support them financially! How much to get rid of Stallman?
  13. Re:Tsk, tsk - technicality vs grammar nazi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Common slang is "my bad" to indicate that someone takes blame for an error. The opposite would logically be "your bad" and the contra-positive would be "your right" as it was potentially used here. To paraphrase the original, "Gosh, that correct statement that belongs to you!"

    Iffin eye no y its rong, aint it steal rite?

  14. Re:Tsk, tsk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's "Danke Schoen" not "Danke Schon" and YOUR not supposed to be here.

  15. Re:Some choice quotes from the report by mysticgoat · · Score: 2, Funny

    I agree that GP post shows borderline incompetence in the use of </i>.

    It should noted that parent post shows borderline incompetence in distinguishing between content and the bells and whistles of presentation.

  16. Re:Some choice quotes from the report by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 2, Funny

    It should also be noted that the parent post shows borderline incompetence in identifying a joke.

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  17. Re:See Groklaw's analysis, too by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 3, Funny

    I simply cannot understand why Dr. Jacobsen would put his name on a report like that, but I can't imagine that it will enhance his career.
    I think a quote from Spaceballs says it best.

    We're not doing it for money...We're doing it for a shitload of money!