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Reactor Shutdown Darkens South Florida

grassy_knoll asks, "So how fragile is the electrical grid, and just what technical problems could shut down five reactors?" "Five reactors at a nuclear power plant in Florida had gone down on Tuesday and two were now back online amid a massive power outage in the southern state, CNN reported. The report on the Turkey Point nuclear plant came as four million people had lost electricity in Miami and elsewhere in Florida, with traffic signals out and major delays on roads, authorities and media said."

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  1. D'oh by longacre · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hear the problem originated with a drone in sector 7-G.

    1. Re:D'oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The transcript of the incident will come out eventually:

              Homer: Hello, Oakridge, this is Turkey Point Nuclear. I'd like to place an order for a....T-437 Safety Command Console.
              Technician: Uh, Turkey Point, my computer shows your T-437 is fully operational. Now I suggest you...
              [Homer pours his Buzz Cola all over the console, shorting it out.]
              Technician: Oh my God, oh God no! Oh this can't be happening...this -- you're operating without a T-437 Turkey Point! Ahh sweet mother of mercy! I mean, I mean, my God!

  2. Well, crap... by Penguinisto · · Score: 3, Funny
    ...I never knew Florida had a town named Springfield.

    /P

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    1. Re:Well, crap... by milsoRgen · · Score: 4, Funny

      Alaska

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  3. I'm from Florida and have no power or internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    good thing I backup IP over carrier pigeon.

    1. Re:I'm from Florida and have no power or internet by tattood · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dude, you need to upgrade your service to IP over carrier pidgeon with Quality of Service.

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  4. Soon things will look like a Mad Max movie. by xC0000005 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh, wait. This is Florida. Things already look like a Mad Max movie, minus Tina Turner and with a lot more cubans.

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  5. Re:global warming by hamburger+lady · · Score: 3, Funny

    your ideas are intriguing and i would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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  6. A possible explanation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Maybe someone from the future needed to rebuild their Dilithium Crystals.

  7. Oh, great.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now we're going to have yet another round of computer scientists and other pseudo-engineers telling us how they would have done it better.

  8. I guess this is bound to crop up in CSI Miami... by Channard · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... at least given how much crime shows draw on real life events, albeit massively embellished. Cue Horatio Caine.. 'Looks like someone's been left in the dark.. permanently.' *removes sunglasses*

  9. Re:5 reactors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I demand a recount!

  10. Re:5 reactors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I demand a recount!
    I see Chad is still hanging around trying to add gore to the news.
  11. Re:global warming by funwithBSD · · Score: 3, Funny

    It comes with a free Ron Paul and Ralph Nader subscription, both voted The Only Man Who Can Save America!

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  12. Five undersea cables! Five reactors! by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I smell something fivey .... the Pentagon!

    1. Re:Five undersea cables! Five reactors! by LearnToSpell · · Score: 2, Funny

      FIVE! Five glowing cores! AH AH AH AH AHHHHHH!

  13. Terrorists! by aaronfaby · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, can I assume Fox News is reporting this is the result of a terrorist attack?

  14. Re:Bad editorializing. by Stanislav_J · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perhaps people should 2 seconds of research before they begin jumping to conclusions about things.

    You're obviously new here...

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  15. Re:Live free or Die Hard..... by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey, there is a fate worse than death!

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  16. Re:I guess this is bound to crop up in CSI Miami.. by superdave80 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Cue Horatio Caine.. 'Looks like someone's been left in the dark.. '

    *removes sunglasses*

    'permanently.'

    There, fixed that for ya.

  17. Re:global warming by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Funny

    It comes with a free Ron Paul and Ralph Nader subscription, both voted The Only Man Who Can Save America!

    I'd love to see the two of them in a debate with each other. That'd be great. Think of the drinking games you could create off that.

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  18. Re:global warming by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd be a little scared of the vortex of intense stupidity that would form as these two approached each other. I mean, this would probably rip quarks from each other, rip space time and bring the dinosaurs back. I think, in the interest of galactic peace that these two be kept a minimum of two hundred miles apart.

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  19. Re:global warming by jbr439 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm afraid that can't be correct. He was "imprisoned forever by a force field powered by an eternal battery" and is thus incapable of making visits to Earth, even transiently.

    Oh ... wait ... xeon transients - never mind

  20. Re:global warming by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Funny

    Naw, if anything it would take the form of a smug cloud, which isn't quite as impressive as ripping space time -- though no less deadly.

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  21. Vaporware by CODiNE · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know all too often I hear of IP over Carrier Pidgeon as the next generation of internet technology, something even bigger than Web 2.0 and software as a service. I'm sure it's going to actualize our paradigm shifts and all that but seriously lets get some cold hard FACTS into the discussion.

    Firstly:
    Where are the numbers on latency and bandwidth?
    Details like this are frequently brushed aside when making unrealistic promises. Let's stop listening to the marketing department and talk to the engineers working specifically with IP over Carrier Pidgeon and IP over Avian Carrier in general. (From here on referred to as IPoAC) We have no hard numbers on packet size limits.

    Secondly:
    What is the average delay on DNS resolution?
    Another salient fact glossed over is that IPoAC completely depends on DNS caches as name lookups are expensive. As well as how long does it take to train new carriers til they are able to follow the new routes?

    These and other questions lead me to believe that IPoAC is entirely VAPOR and has most likely not even been successfully implemented in the real world.

    Does anyone have any real stats we can use to examine this? Or is IPoAC just going to be rammed down our throats by another mega-corporation with an agenda? It's time to really open the discussion on IPoAC.

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    1. Re:Vaporware by nevillethedevil · · Score: 3, Funny

      Secondly: What is the average delay on DNS resolution?

      African or European pidgeon?

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  22. From the triangle-in-a-circle department. by nateb · · Score: 2, Funny

    As my evil minions say, "Hail Eris."

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  23. Re:global warming by a_nonamiss · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's pronounced NEWK-yoo-lurr honey, NEWK-yoo-lurr.

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  24. Re:Nothing to see here... by ResidntGeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bet he'll write "". Same as he has almost every day since he retired.

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  25. Re:global warming by scottv67 · · Score: 2, Funny

    and he told me that a massive transmission cable went down by aligator alley

    The real story is that a bunch of electrons were pulled-over by a cop in Waldo for going c in a 25mph zone.
    http://www.city-data.com/forum/florida/5365-moved-waldo-florida-speed-trap.html

  26. Re:global warming by bobbozzo · · Score: 2, Funny
    If you lose your load on a nuclear reactor

    LOL

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  27. Re:MOD PARENT UP by hxnwix · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why? The AC is totally, completely full of shit. Your comment is at 1, his is at 5. You could explain why he wrong, provided that you aren't full of shit. Right now the consensus is that, being full of shit, you should fuck off at the earliest available opportunity. Thanks for your input, though. Better luck next time.
  28. Re:global warming by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 3, Funny

    If they were going c through aluminum transmission wires, they damn sure had better be pulled over. Violating the laws of physics is no laughing matter, son.

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