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Cat Ownership Correlated With Heart Health

Ant tips us to a story making the rounds lately, based on reporting a couple of weeks old, that owning a cat could cut your heart attack risk by one third. No such effect was seen from dog ownership, but the researchers say that could be because there weren't enough dog owners in the study population to provide meaningful statistics. The study: "...analyzed data on 4,435 Americans, aged 30 to 75, who took part in the federal government's second National Health and Nutrition Examination Study, which ran from 1976-1980. According to the data in the survey, 2,435 of the participants either owned a cat or had owned a cat in the past, while the remaining 2,000 had never done so. [The] team then tracked rates of death from all causes, including heart and stroke. Cat owners 'appeared to have a lower rate of dying from heart attacks' over 10 years of follow-up compared to feline-free folk..."

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  1. Obviously by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously, they died of furball before they were old enough to have a heart attack.

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    1. Re:Obviously by The_Jeff_79 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeap, Hard to die of a Heart Attack when your smothered in your sleep

  2. LOL by 16Chapel · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm in ur aortas, reducing your stress

    K thnx bai

    1. Re:LOL by oodaloop · · Score: 4, Funny

      so i really can has cheezburger?

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  3. I always knew it!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pussy is actually good for you, while having a bitch in your life makes no noticible improvements.

  4. My cats by foistboinder · · Score: 5, Funny

    They obviously have never seen our cats. Stress reducers? I don't think so.

    1. Re:My cats by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Interesting

      They obviously have never seen our cats. Stress reducers? I don't think so.

      You misunderstand the mechanism by which the protection is granted.

      Endless years of kitty drama builds a general tolerance to drama in a person.

      Then when the frustrating external event occurs that would have caused a normal person to blow a valve and die, you're emotionally prepared to roll your eyes, throw the instigator across the room and go back to your Sudoku.

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    2. Re:My cats by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Exactly, I have a 1 year old persian that is Evil Incarnate. The little bastard will happily sneak up on you in the middle of the night and then decide to crawl under the covers to steal heat. Then if you move that's the sign to play and you awake in a shriek of "WHAT HE HELL! STOP CLAWING ME!" and then it gives you the innocent kitty look so you dont throw it across the room.

      This cat does a lot of other things that has me convinced it's trying to kill me. rushes down the stairs to get fed and then stops on the second step from the bottom so you almost trip and fall to your death for example. I am sure if it could figure out how to flush the toilet when I was in the shower it would be doing it.

      I am 100% convinced that cats hate humans. I am certain that if my cat was scaled up to large dog size I would be eaten within 24 hours.

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    3. Re:My cats by plague3106 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Siamese have a bad rap, just because they can be loud. We have two in our house, and they are the friendlist most loyal cats. They love being around us and love human attention.

  5. Hmmm by thedeadswiss · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does this mean that I can use my health insurance to pay for cat food?

    1. Re:Hmmm by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, but if you live in the U.S. you may have to EAT cat food to afford health insurance.

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  6. Re:Global Warming Correlated with Pirate Number by Mutant321 · · Score: 5, Informative

    The study doesn't make any assertions about a mechanism that might cause cats to have a direct influence on human health. It merely points out that there is a statistically significant correlation. This could be a bizarre coincidence, or it might be something that we had no idea about before. Either way, it's warrants further investigation.

  7. Re:Correlation is not causation. by tverbeek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Clearly this proves that people with heart problems choose not to buy cats.

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  8. Re:Correlation is not causation. by fosterNutrition · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How is that a troll? The parent points out the rather important fact that many, including (arguably) the summary, seem to miss: The study has shown a correlation between cat ownership and decreased risk of heart problems. That does not mean that cats are good for your heart, only that there is a connection. It could be something entirely different, like that (warning: the following hypothetical scenario is sourced right out of my arse) people who like cats tend to be calmer people who stress their hearts less.

  9. Re:Global Warming Correlated with Pirate Number by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 4, Funny

    This could be a bizarre coincidence, or it might be something that we had no idea about before. There have been previous studies that included dogs and other pets that have found similar correlations. The basic idea that many believe is the cause of such correlations is that having a loving pet helps to reduce stress, which, of course, has been proven to reduce the chance of heart attack and stroke.

    So, IOW, anything you might do to relieve stress -- pet your cat (or other pet), exercise (good one with additional proven health and heart benefits), shoot your mother-in-law, etc, is good for your heart.

  10. Re:Makes Sense by Tinfoil · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dogs are dumb, slobbering beasts that make you take them outside to take a shit.

    Rather than shitting in (hopefully) a single location and forcing you to clean it up on a near daily basis lest it offend their senses and they decide the clean, but unfolded, laundry would be a better target?

    I do have cats, and I tend to think I would rather have cats than dogs. Besides, that is what I have a human spawn for.

    Puppies/Human Larvae are cute.
    One must be ever vigilant to protect your property from puppies/spawn
    One must clean up the little.... treats left behind.
    Neither listen well to verbal commands
    Neither will shovel the drive or mow the lawn

    Clearly children are nothing more than hairless dogs that have developed the ability to walk upright.

  11. Re:Makes Sense by Mikkeles · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Perhaps. But, when you are swept away by a raging flood, your dog will try to save you; your cat will watch you drown and go looking for a new meal-ticket!

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  12. I am so tired of this freshman science bullshit by keineobachtubersie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "The story is about a common kind of mistake that shows how important it is to understand the scientific method. Someone does a study and finds that there is a statistical correlation between one phenomenon and another. Then there is a claim that one of the phenomena is the cause of the other. Actually, however, they can both be related to something else that is not understood."

    It's not a mistake at all, and your example is terrible.

    First, what you're talking about is called a Confounding Variable http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confounding_variable

    Second, you're making the typical mistake of assuming that because confounding variables are sometimes present that they are ALWAYS present, or not controlled for. Do you know what confounding variables were controlled for in this study before you make the assumptions you have? No you do not.

    Third, that ridiculous "correlation does not equal causation" mantra that is so often tossed about is designed like so many other easily remembered but relatively useless memes. It's not a scientific principle, it's a caution, nothing more.

    The fact is, most of the time, correlation has some effect on causation. If nothing else, it indicates a relationship worth examining.

    "Apparently those who have no strong ties to another person..."

    This makes me ask, why denounce his study then do exactly what you denounced it for?

    I can't tell you how tired I am of people getting modded insightful for misunderstanding then regurgitating something that most people who discuss this subject should understand at a base level.

    There's nothing remotely insightful about restating "correlation does not equal causation".

  13. Cats Purr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They purr when they are happy and they purr when in distress. It helps in healing, even broken bones mend faster when a cat purrs. There are tons of studies to back up that rather obvious claim, but there is some speculation that a cat's purr can speed healing in others as well. Perhaps why a healthy cat will lie next to a sick one and purr? Perhaps why cat owners have healthier hearts?

    Every species of cat purrs, both large and small. No other animal on earth purrs.

    1. Re:Cats Purr by autophile · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wikipedia's article on "purr" claims that all cats DO purr, but their link is to an article on cheetahs. Anyone else?

      Sure, I am known to purr on occasion.

      --Rob

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  14. Except you're completely wrong by keineobachtubersie · · Score: 5, Informative

    Dogs have similar effects on health.

    http://www.americanheart.org/presenter.jhtml?identifier=3035327 [americanheart.org]
    http://www.naturalnews.com/021483.html [naturalnews.com]
    http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/33677.php [medicalnewstoday.com]
    http://www.webmd.com/hypertension-high-blood-pressure/features/health-benefits-of-pets [webmd.com]

    Please stop using studies like these to reinforce your prejudices.

  15. Re:Correlation is not causation. by JrOldPhart · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bargain cat scans.

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