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Nanaimo, The Google Capital of the World

eldavojohn writes "Time.com has up a story on Nanaimo, a British Columbia coal mining town of about 78,000 that has had everything conceivable mapped into a Google database. Citizens can track fire trucks real time. The results also include Google Earth data for Nanaimo. 'The Google fire service allows people to avoid accident sites by tuning electronic devices to automatic updates from the city's RSS news feed, says fire captain Dean Ford. Eventually, Nanaimo plans to equip its grass-cutting machines with GPS devices, so residents piqued by the apparent shabbiness of a particular park or grass verge can use Google to find out when last it was groomed by the city's gardening staff. And the city's cemeteries will soon be mapped to allow Internet users to find out who is buried in each plot, says Kristensen. A new multi-million-dollar conference center, opening in June, will have 72 wireless access points to allow out-of-towners to use their laptops to navigate the Google Earth version of the city.'"

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  1. And I suppose next by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 5, Funny

    they'll plant RFID tags in every citizen so you can track THEM on Google Earth...

    1. Re:And I suppose next by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 5, Funny
      they'll plant RFID tags in every citizen so you can track THEM on Google Earth...

      Let's start with the elected officials. How about using Eliot Spitzer as our first test case? I know. He isn't Canadian, but I bet the results would be interesting.

    2. Re:And I suppose next by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How about using Eliot Spitzer as our first test case? I have a better idea.

      Let's get rid of laws that proscribe when, where and under what conditions consenting adults in a free society can have sex.

      I'm just sayin'.

    3. Re:And I suppose next by snowraver1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      TRUE STORY:

      I was on vacation in Toronto (I know, weak place for vacation) with the old man and my grandpa. We had rented a car and got a GPS reciever to navagate the Toronto area. Our first stop was my Uncle George's house, so I programmed the address into the GPS and we were on our way.

      As we were getting closer to our destination, I was showing the GPS to grandpa and explaining how it worked. We make the final turn and were rolling down the street, when gramps says "Can you see George on that thing"

      Naturally, I replied "Of course I can, he's taking a shit!"
      We got out of the car, knocked on the door, 2-3 mins later the door opens. Turns out I was right, he was on the can. The rest of the vacation though, my grandpa thought that GPS could track people.

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    4. Re:And I suppose next by c6gunner · · Score: 5, Funny

      Let's get rid of laws that proscribe when, where and under what conditions consenting adults in a free society can have sex.
      Damn straight! I've always wanted to have sex in the Prime Ministers office while he's in conference with the Pope. Thank you for trying to make my dreams come true!
  2. This is cool by blhack · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is one of my favorite things I've seen google do so far.
    It really is neat to see how google has gone from a company that indexes web pages, to a company that stores and indexes your email, to a company that stores and indexes maps of the world, to a company that will literally tell you ANY available information about an area on the map.
    As much as the privacy advocates are going to hate this (and please, somebody tell me WHY without using a slippery slope argument), this is really where I would like to see mapping go. Maps hadn't really improved in the past couple of hundred years, but now we're starting to see just what mapping can do.

    Should be an exciting next few years.

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  3. Coal Mining??? by rueger · · Score: 5, Informative

    Surely with all of that intense technology eldavojohn or Time could have figured out that coal mining stopped back in 1938 in Nanaimo. Since then it is primarily known for being one of the finest examples of really bad urban planning, for at one time having more square feet of shopping mall per capita than any place else on earth, and of course for theNanaimo International Bathtub Race.

    To quote Ember Swift: "This is the city that Engineers enter to demonstrate just how not to build a city centre This is the city used as a symbol of haste. "

  4. This just in... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 5, Funny

    The town of Nanaimo has completely vanished, leaving behind only a flat and barren landscape where there was once a thriving, interconnected community. One relative of a Nanaimo resident reported receiving a phone call from the town shortly before it vanished.

    "I got a call from my brother Earl in Nanaimo," said Harry Wacker of Fresno, California. "He was babbling on about how they may have gone too far in connecting the town up to the intertoobs, and some sort of hogs pizzle about a 'singularity' or something. Utter nonsense, but that's Earl- loonier than a sack of weasels. You'd have to be to move to gol-damned Canada. Broke his mother's heart, he did."

    Other relatives and friends have reported hearing the voices of former Nanaimo residents coming from their game consoles, computers and other Internet connected devices, but these reports are unconfirmed.