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Vista Service Pack 1 Is Out

Posted by kdawson on from the prepare-to-be-serviced dept.

superglaze writes "What's to say? After much prevaricating and slipping out then pulling back, the first service pack for Windows Vista has actually been released. It's available for download now via Microsoft's sites, with an auto-update rollout scheduled for next month, and it should hit Amazon's virtual shelves on Wednesday."

13 of 383 comments (clear)

  1. ZZZZZZZZZ.... by zgregoryg · · Score: 0, Troll

    Huh? Yawn...

    1. Re:ZZZZZZZZZ.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      batman touched my junk liberally. he strapped me in to his batmobile and he couldnt keep his offensive hands off of me. he was performing many red flag touches. i couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. i told batman the city would not approve of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free.

      can you believe it? batman did all this. he picked me off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in the batmobile's passenger seat, and just wouldn't stop fondling my cock'n'balls.

      they definately were red flag touches. the goddamn referee he had in the back seat kept on raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did batman care? NO WAY! he just kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on, indeed. I pleaded with batman but to no avail. I told him the city would not approve of such a wealthy man touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for the trauma and the use of my body as his own personal plaything.

      this got to him, worrying about his image. he continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring the referee's red flags. then he drove the batmobile to my house and ejected the seat i was in! it was amazing. but surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $150k in it!!! Can you believe it???????

    2. Re:ZZZZZZZZZ.... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 0, Troll

      I didn't even know it had teh Gay!

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      Never been known to fail..."
    3. Re:ZZZZZZZZZ.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
      Oh, it's gay.

      After much prevaricating and slipping out then pulling back
  2. Possible Tags by paintballer1087 · · Score: -1, Troll

    whatcouldpossiblygowrong suddenoutbreakofcommonsense haha mafiaa thinkofthechildren goodluckwiththat oldnews cowboynealforpresident

  3. wut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    NOW CAN THEY FIX THE FUCKING MAINTANENCE PROBLEMS WITH WOW OR ARE THESE MICROSOFT FAGGOTS

    blah blath blah this text is just to dupe the motherfucking faggot filter blah blath blah this text is just to dupe the motherfucking faggot filter blah blath blah this text is just to dupe the motherfucking faggot filter

  4. Re:Poor Vista. by Rick+Bentley · · Score: 0, Troll

    It runs in the family. Shortly after Bill Gate's marriage, his new wife learned what MICRO, SOFT really means.

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  5. doomed by despeaux · · Score: 0, Troll

    Microsoft is doomed. They're already loosing their most important customers: young people. Apple has me for now.

  6. Re:Another Microsoft Success by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    let me guess: the file was PEBKAC.INI, amirite?

    this hasn't been a problem for anyone else i've come across. millions of people are handling the update just peachy keen fine. you have one munched file and need to reinstall after playing with beta software and you think any of us give a crap? you are squeaking failure into the wind, sonny.

    maybe you should just steer clear of things you just don't understand, stevie.

  7. Re:Auto upbreak. by Mactrope · · Score: 0, Troll

    I mean the 9 out of 10 people who ran Vista and upgraded it to XP or Linux. Really, I've never read a review of Vista that said it was worthwhile. Most reviewers throw in the towel and apologize for telling anyone anything but "Vista sucks life".

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  8. Re:Auto upbreak. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    So now bioshock on Vista is even slower at crashing... 5-10minutes is unacceptable!

  9. Re:Auto upbreak. by paganizer · · Score: -1, Troll

    I don't have any mod points right now, Or I would have modded it down. I'll rant instead.
    From first-hand experience, I know that Vista has draconian DRM that not only cripples system performance, but exposes your private data better than a malware rootkit. unless sp1 removes the DRM, lock, stock & barrel, the service pack sucks, and Vista still sucks. Saying that it does something less sucky than it used to is very similar to saying that the Sudan is a great place to raise a daughter because they have stopped stoning woman to death for religious violations; it overlooks the fact that Woman are still stoned for other violations (analogy congruence: bad overall performance), and doesn't even touch on clitoral mutilation (analogy congruence: DRM in general).
    So, what I'm saying here, is that by saying something good about Vista (Womans rights in Sudan), and even implying that its usable (woman can be happy in Sudan), you are encouraging people to accept something Evil (thinly veiled religious punishment of women & genital mutilation).
    If you use or encourage the use of Vista, you are Anti-freedom. its plain and simple.

    Windows 2000 never encouraged the stoning of women. And Windows XP only encouraged if if they were really, really bad.

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    Why, yes, I AM a Pagan Libertarian.
  10. Re:So how long do I wait? by Colin+Smith · · Score: 0, Troll

    It doesn't need 2GB of RAM. It runs fine with 1GB of RAM LOL.

    Sorry...

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