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Scientists' Success Or Failure Correlated With Beer

mernil sends in an article from the NYTimes that casts a glance at a study done in the Czech Republic (natch) on what divides the successful scientists from the duffers. "Ever since there have been scientists, there have been those who are wildly successful, publishing one well-received paper after another, and those who are not. And since nearly the same time, there have been scholars arguing over what makes the difference. What is it that turns one scientist into more of a Darwin and another into more of a dud? After years of argument over the roles of factors like genius, sex, and dumb luck, a new study shows that something entirely unexpected and considerably sudsier may be at play in determining the success or failure of scientists — beer."

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  1. teh goggles... by User+956 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Scientists' Success Or Failure Correlated With Beer

    Oddly enough, that finding carries over to Hookers, as well.

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    1. Re:teh goggles... by space_in_your_face · · Score: 5, Funny

      But it doesn't exactly apply to programmers...

    2. Re:teh goggles... by SL+Baur · · Score: 5, Funny

      I like people who think. I think I'll have another beer.

    3. Re:teh goggles... by chazbet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You like people who think?
      You'll find plenty of company at the faculty lounge.
      Just ask for Bruce:

      "Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
      Who was very rarely stable.
      Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
      Who could think you under the table.
      David Hume could out-consume
      Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel,
      And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
      Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
      There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya'
      'Bout the raising of the wrist.
      Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed. "

  2. what is cause and effect? by tommeke100 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Could it be that they drink more because they are unsuccessfull instead of the inverse?

    because the correlation just means 3 things:

    1) they are unrelated
    2) more drinking => bad scientist
    3) bad scientist => more drinking

    1. Re:what is cause and effect? by fastest+fascist · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Or maybe it's just that the kind of person who likes to have fun and drink with buddies every now and then is less likely to be an obsessive workaholic, and therefore at least slightly less likely to get a lot of brilliant work done. That's probably too simplistic an assumption, but if this negative correllation between beer consumption and scientific output does exist, I'd wager it boils down to some factor or factors that makes a person more likely to work on their projects and less likely to drink.

    2. Re:what is cause and effect? by TapeCutter · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'll drink to that.

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    3. Re:what is cause and effect? by adpsimpson · · Score: 5, Funny

      Repeat after me:

      Coroloshn...

      Corrorro...

      Corrorashnisnotcausashn.

      There. I sssayed it.

      :)

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    4. Re:what is cause and effect? by zappepcs · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It doesn't even have to be that simplistic. When I'm working on projects I tend to drink less even if I have the same opportunities to drink beer. Productivity decreases with alcohol, even on personal projects. If you mix into that the fact that for most people drinking is a social thing, there is even less productivity. Serious science takes concentration and attention to detail. Now, lets try to get a correlation to good music and drugs/beer? Aerosmith anyone?

      I think they picked two things that don't go well together and blamed the lack of one for the existence of the other. I've seen some evidence that shows good artists are all depressed whackjobs. Of course theoretical physicists have had some social issues too. There are correlations to other things, but we don't quite understand what they are. I think the human brain/body has a lot to do with the chemicals floating around inside it, and definitely when you remove the chemicals they stop working but exactly how they all interact is still a bit more mysterious than saying beer has a direct effect on good science.

    5. Re:what is cause and effect? by superbrose · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It boils down to this: successful scientific workhorses simply don't have the time to socialize.

      I am sure that this can be extrapolated to other professions as well -- especially anything that demands a lot of concentration.

      On the upside highly successful scientists doesn't regret being singletons, after all they are successful because they are passionate about what they are doing, so no sacrifice here I'd say.

    6. Re:what is cause and effect? by Vancorps · · Score: 5, Insightful

      On the flip side though if you are always obsessing about your projects then you are probably missing some important piece of the puzzle that you would get if you just slept or if you let your mind switch gears. I know I was exhausted and making bone-headed moves at work. Then some friends came to visit for 5 days, we partied it up and at the end of it I went back to work and did some pretty darned amazing work. Stuff I thought I couldn't do just came easy to me.

      Sometimes a little distance is a good thing, and beer helps you get that distance rather quickly. Of course many people cross the fine line between drinking too much, causing you to be unproductive.

      I'd say balance is always a good thing, just like a little exercise helps you clear your mind allowing you to concentrate better than if you'd just sat there for 18 hours straight coding.

  3. Re:More fun; Better results! by LinuxDon · · Score: 5, Funny

    I really ought to read TFA more often. The reserve turns out to be true, didn't see that one coming..

  4. Re:More fun; Better results! by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    The reserve turns out to be true

    Enjoying a little beer tonight, are we?

  5. Paper beers by hweimer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In many research groups it is common to go out and have a few beers once a paper has been accepted. So this should lead to a positive correlation between beer consumption and research output. However, it is likely that among Czechs these paper beers do not have a large effect on their overall consumption (they drink even more beer than Germans).

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  6. WWFD? by argent · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What Would Feynman Do?

  7. Yay for statistics by thorsen · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Women in Denmark have larger breasts than women in Canada. There are more moose in Canada than in Denmark. So more moose means smaller breasts.

    Statistics are like miniskirts; they show a lot but hide the most important facts.

  8. Many problems with that study by PineGreen · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As a professional scientist who travelled a lot between universities in Europe, USA and Japan, I can say the following:

    a) Correlation does not imply causation. Some regions are generally poorer, meaning their universities get less money, they attract less good scientists, etc. And these regions also have higher alcohol consumption. And so observation that alcohol consumption anti-correlates with scientific achievements doesn't necessarily imply that drinking makes you bad scientist.

    b) I just moved from UK to USA and the amount of alcohol people drink in UK is completely unheard of in USA. Basically, we used to have three British pints 4 times a week. Properly drunk. In USA I can convince my colleagues to have one beer (over two hours!!) once a week. And yet, UK is THE most scientifically successful country per dollar spent.

    c) My feeling is actually the opposite: alcohol acts as a social lubricant and many personal frictions can get dissolved that way. After two pints, the guy who you hate so much for having more papers than you, suddenly seems an ok chap. People are more likely to speak about their work, share opinions on papers, don't be secretive about future projects, etc. This effect must have bigger positive impact than negative effects of drinking.

    1. Re:Many problems with that study by dbcad7 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I think in the US that you will find that drinking is a logistical problem.. If your going to go out drinking, it requires a way to get back.. It's a pain in the butt.. I know I guy who got popped for driving a bicycle while intoxicated.. and he was riding the bike because he thought he was doing the right thing by not driving a car.. Taxis are also not numerous or cheap in many towns.. and if you have to walk, what are the odds a pub will be withing a couple of block of your house ?

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  9. Re:Beer, is there anything it can't hurt? by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I like microwave pizza. Does that make me stupid?

    I prefer not to answer that because it is well known that people like you are prone to violence due to your stunted intellect.