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Web 2.0, Meet JavaScript 2.0

Posted by ScuttleMonkey on from the just-plain-geeked dept.

Jeremy Martin writes "Well I suppose it's an undeniable fact about us programmer-types — every now and then we just can't help but get excited about something really nerdy. For me right now, that is definitely JavaScript 2.0. I was just taking a look at the proposed specifications and I am really, truly excited about what we have coming."

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  1. JavaScript 2.0, Meet NoScript 2.0 by imtheguru · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... soon.

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  2. Re:Ugh by mrbluze · · Score: 4, Funny

    All of the proposed changes are a step backwards. JavaScript is currently a language with great, clean, semantics and slightly ugly syntax. They want to make the semantics less clean and the syntax even more horrendous.

    But wait until Sunday and we'll hear that Javascript 2.0 has arisen and all the stains of previous imperfect languages will be taken away.

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  3. Re:v2.0 by smittyoneeach · · Score: 5, Funny
    That depends. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ECMA_Script is on version four.
    To paraphrase Palmerston:

    only three people ever understood the Java* numbering schemes: a German professor, who went mad, Prince Albert, who died, and Larry Wall - who, asked to come up with something, promptly wrote a perl script and forgot it.
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  4. Re:Ugh by mrbluze · · Score: 3, Funny

    If that means Java will be thrown into the fiery pit, count me in! Not sure how far we can stretch this analogy before being cut down by lightning, but I'd hazard to guess that Java followers will be forced underground for, I dunno, a couple of hundred years until finally the Bill Gates of the day embraces it and, under the influence of his Javascripting wife, enforces Javascript throughout the civilized world, with all its imperfections. Eventually, several thousand clockcycle-years later there will be an adjustment to Javascript such that any negative references to Javascript 1.0 will be removed and the world will be doomed to relive all the crap that went before.
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