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Mars Rovers Facing Budget Cuts [Updated]

BUL2294 notes a CNN article reporting that the Mars Rovers program at NASA is facing budget cuts of $4 million for this year and $8 million for fiscal 2009. This will mean job cuts; and in all likelihood Spirit will be put in "hibernation mode," to be reactivated when or if future funding becomes available."

Update: 03/29 20:02 GMT by KD : NASA has rescinded the memo to the JPL threatening budget cuts, and is now saying that no rovers will be shut down.

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  1. Simple solutions for NASA by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Funny

    All NASA has to do is say they found indicators of [terr'rists | oil | bin Laden's hideout | WMDs ] on Mars and they're good to go.

    And for a manned facility, they can pitch Mars as the next Gitmo. Think of the security!

    1. Re:Simple solutions for NASA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      All the above would have worked for the pubs, but not for dems. But to really get the pubs to vote for it, you have to tell them that there loads of bribe^H^H^H^H^H election money's. Then you can be assured that the pubs will vote for it.

      For dems, you need to tell them that are poor people on Mars and then they will spend money to see if it is true.

    2. Re:Simple solutions for NASA by molarmass192 · · Score: 2, Funny

      There are no Mexicans picking fruit up in Canada or in France and Apple pie is nowhere near $35 CAD / 35 Euros in either place. It may be $35 USD however, I haven't checked the exchange rates today.

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    3. Re:Simple solutions for NASA by Kazymyr · · Score: 2, Funny

      Drats! I've been outed. Someone figured out why I was buying all those barrels of electrons, protons and neutrons.

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  2. I'm just a caveman robot rover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't understand these funny "comments" people post on their "websites." I was put into hibernation mode centuries ago, and only recently awoken, but I do know this... Martians need safe drinking water. It's time to melt the caps.

  3. Sell one by victim · · Score: 5, Funny

    They should sell one of the rovers to any institution willing to pay for it rather than let it die a slow death of neglect. A deployed rover with a proven track record is better than an $800 million shot that might arrive and land successfully.

    I'm sure non-scientists could find a use. Use it to write messages in the sands of mars.
    Maybe some Slashdotters could pool their money to write "First Post" on mars.

  4. Let me know by WarJolt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Squyres says the money will mean job cuts in the staff of about 300 scientists that operate the rovers and analyze the science findings. Those staff reductions likely will mean that they have to suspend science operations for one of the rovers, and Spirit is the likely candidate because it is currently riding out the Martian winter in a parked position.

    What I want to know is how 300 scientists manage to take turns operating because one time me and my brother tried to share a video game and it didn't end well.

  5. Final Mission: Battlebots? by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1, Funny

    What if they spent 5 years or however long it would take for getting these two robots to get within spitting distance of each other, then had them attack each other Battlebots style while recording the encounter with whatever orbiters Europe and the US have circling Mars?

  6. Re:Sad day by ScentCone · · Score: 2, Funny

    On top of the fact that that it's a puny, albeit strategic, $12 million we're talking about, compared to a debt that is in the trillions of dollars.

    So... it does make sense to put that pint of Godiva ice cream on a credit card? Mmmmm.... ice cream.

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  8. Times are tough by PPH · · Score: 3, Funny

    I heard that Opportunity had to take a second job as a Roomba.

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  9. Privatize. by PinchDuck · · Score: 3, Funny

    Seriously. This would be a huge PR boost for some company. Having "Coca Cola" written in the Martian soil is a small price to pay for funding the mission.