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The Death of Windows XP

bsk_cw writes "Although many Windows users intend to hold onto their copies of XP until it is pried from their cold, dead fingers, Microsoft fully intends to phase out the OS in favor of Vista. If you're unwilling to move to one of the alternatives, and really don't like Vista, the least you can do is be aware of what's in store. David DeJean offers a rundown on Microsoft's timeline for Windows XP, why the company does things that way, and what you can do about it."

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  1. XP? by Lost+Race · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ha, still using Windows 2000 here.

    1. Re:XP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm still using Windows Millennium Edition, so I really got a kick out of your reply! :-)

    2. Re:XP? by jimmux · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am not the least bit surprised. Only a few years I worked on POS systems that ran on Windows 98, and there was no indication that things would ever change. Not that you ever saw Windows as such - these were DOS apps, after all.

    3. Re:XP? by Nullav · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've noticed a lot of things running old versions of Windows over the past few years: ATMs, coin-counters, the big screens at the airport...never would have known if they weren't in the middle of a kernel panic.

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    4. Re:XP? by evilklown · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why can't Microsoft just admit that XP was everything they hoped Vista would be?

    5. Re:XP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yet another "I'm a slashdotter who gets laid" post.

    6. Re:XP? by Miseph · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, most instances of Win98 are on POS machines.

      Oh... wait... you meant "Point Of Sale"... well, yeah, I guess that it could run on those too.

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    7. Re:XP? by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ha, still using Windows 2000 here.

      Wuss. My abacus works during power blackouts and I don't need ISPs for sending smoke signals.

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    8. Re:XP? by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

      You needn't post as an AC. We don't judge people just because they're masochists, everyone can enjoy their life the way they want to.

      We're cool with that. Hey, we've been on the internet for a while. We've seen guys who like their nuts being smacked with bricks, someone using ME willingly is only a notch up from that, I'm pretty sure we can accept that. Somehow. Someday. Well, maybe in a while, at least.

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    9. Re:XP? by Jafar00 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I know what you mean. Last month I had a plane to catch and when I arrived at the local train station to travel to the airport at 5:30am, the ticket machine was displaying a blue screen running win2k. Needless to say I was forced to jump the barrier with my luggage and get a free 10 euro trip to the airport. The guard at the other end didn't believe my reason I had no ticket until I showed him the picture I took of the blue screen. Turns out he was an Ubuntu Linux fan and let me through with a laugh. :D

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    10. Re:XP? by newr00tic · · Score: 2, Funny

      Procomm?? - I use two yoghurt canisters and a string.

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  2. A short play by symbolset · · Score: 4, Funny

    31 June 2008, 8:00 AM EST: Nasdaq and NYSE both crash as the big three PC vendors and their suppliers discover nobody's willing to buy a PC any more.

    Midmorning Bill and Steve get a call from Ben Bernanke.

    Afternoon DHS executes warrants on One Microsoft Way. Attorney general reopens antitrust investigation. Steve gets a call from the IRS regarding the structure of financing for one of his sports teams.

    Evening: XP gets a reprieve! We're all friends again.

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    1. Re:A short play by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      "31 June"? What, are they running MySQL?

    2. Re:A short play by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You must be using a Windows Calendar, there are only 30 days in June.

  3. Re:XP is dead by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 3, Funny

    Long live ReactOS!

    Well, at least I'm confident that by the time Windows 7 comes out, ReactOS will be in a usable state.

  4. Re:It's nice to share. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Auditing in this case means: Hard drives physically removed and attached to non-networked machines with fresh OS installs, run the latest malware scanners from the CDs. Always comes up clean."

    Well, if you remove the network and add a fresh OS, of course it is going to come up clean. Especially since you have no data to worry about. :)

  5. So there is still a reason? by ihatewinXP · · Score: 2, Funny

    So have we decided 'yay or nay' if I need to adopt a new screen name?

    No, I think ill still be administering XP boxen for until 2010 at least ;)

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    1. Re:So there is still a reason? by monsted · · Score: 5, Funny

      You could change it to ihatewinXPslightlylessthanVista.

  6. Re:It's nice to share. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I bow before your perversity.

    Hear that, everybody? Twitter says that all Windows users are perverts!

  7. Re:It's nice to share. by decavolt · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bow before your perversity. Where do you get drivers? Um... don't you mean, perseverance? Although that level of perseverance is still pretty perverse. Pedantic? Probably.
  8. Re:Bend over, just not yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    If you'd told me 3 years ago I'd be fighting to keep XP, and buying older hardware to ensure support for it, I'd have laughed at you.

    and i'm laughing at you for believing this schlock today.

  9. Windows Me by Randwulf · · Score: 2, Funny

    I too am using Windows Me, and as long as I can continue reading Slashdot with it, until December 22, 2012, I'll be happy.

    1. Re:Windows Me by Haeleth · · Score: 4, Funny

      Explorer decided to run incredibly slow.
      Even in Windows Me, that never happened without a reason.

      I had NAV installed
      Aha, mystery solved.
  10. Re:Downgrade by OriginalSpaceMan · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think the word you're looking for is "Upgrade" to XP.

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  11. DOS apps by weighn · · Score: 5, Funny
    my organisation got rid of its last DOS app last year (vehicle fuel logs, very important). We had to maintain an old Win 98 box (and source the occasional second-hand replacement 3.5" FDD drive).

    VMs and emulating the A: drive doesn't help if the auditing office insists on receiving the data via snail-mail delivered floppy (no joke!)

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  12. It's a product lifecycle. Move on ... by icepick72 · · Score: 1, Funny
    Microsoft fully intends to phase out the OS in favor of Vista

    No shit Sherlock. You should have been around when the same was happening with Windows 95. Acting surprised over a prodcut cycle is definately not news.

  13. Re:Satisfying by paintballer1087 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Few mistakes in that post:

    #1: You must be new around here. = You must be new here

    #2: You must promote *insert favorite Linux distro here*, not cracked copy of XP. (While XP is much better than Vista, it was created by Microsoft, and must therefore die)

    #3: Using the "You must be new here" meme on someone with a 4 digit UID while you have a 7 digit UID.

    #4: ????

    #5: Profit!!!!

  14. POS by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Only a few years I worked on POS systems that ran on Windows 98, and there was no indication that things would ever change.

    I'm assuming POS in this particular sentence does not mean Point Of Sale.

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  15. Re:It's nice to share. by ampmouse · · Score: 2, Funny

    unless a fresh install of windows actively downloads malware without prompting

    That feature is called Windows Update.