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Roleplayers Seek Removal of Nerf Gun Ban

An anonymous reader writes "LARP fans at Bowling Green State University may have to contend with a crippled game of Humans vs. Zombies after the University banned Nerf guns on campus. In the live-action game, players are either humans or zombies. The goal of the game is to change all the humans into zombies, or for the humans to evade capture by zombies for a certain amount of time. To defend themselves against zombies, humans may use Nerf guns. Players (most likely the human ones) are petitioning the University to lift the ban. The game had troubles back in 2006, when participating students were arrested. That issue has since been cleared up."

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  1. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We're banning nerf guns now? Why?

    What are we now, "Land of the fee, home of the scared?"

    1. Re:Why? by modecx · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I tell you, some people are crazy, fun-sucking assholes. My cousin'(s) mother wouldn't ever let anything capable of launching a projectile anywhere near her children. I tried to play some NERF wars with him back when he was about 10 and my family got chewed out because she's some kind of anti gun nazi, you know because a 9mm Glock and a tube that launches foam spheres are apparently really very much alike. Now, he's a sad shell of an uncreative, pasty, frumpy and lethargic ~16.5 year old, and currently his chances of ever even being touched by an unrelated female are somewhat worse than the average /.er's chance of scoring with something bi-pedal.

      Seriously, Stephen King's Carrie was allowed more opportunities for fun. If fanatically obsessive parents could be called "helicopter parents", she's the AH-64 gunship parent. Someone similar to her was undoubtedly responsible for this anti-nerf hullabaloo. If the quantity of pirates in the world is inversely related to global warming, I contend that this is possible: the number of school shootings could be proportional to the quantity of obsessive and dominating parents.

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    2. Re:Why? by alexgieg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Even with your angry 6 year old who somehow managed to unlock his dad's (otherwise perfectly safe) gun cabinet and stick a clip into a pistol.
      Children play with whatever is new and strange. The safest thing a gun-carrying father of a 6 year old can do is thus to make it absolutely sure said gun isn't something new and strange. From the very moment his child is able to not go around swallowing small objects, he should sit down with him and start presenting him the gun. Unmount it, clean it, teach the child to do both things, teach him to shot cans, show him what happens to a chicken when it's shot (a good opportunity to teach the children what is that "death" thing she had heard about, plus why she shouldn't play with her food), and so on and so forth. This way, even if it happens that the child comes into contact with a weapon unsupervised, she will know how to behave and, most important, to never, ever, point it to another person or animal, no matter what.

      Preventing a child from doing harm by blocking his access to something dangerous surely works. But it's just addressing the symptoms, not the actual problem. What is it? Simply put, the lack of "responsibility development" in the child. Some 150 years ago a 13 years old managed to be more mature than the typical 20 years old of today. The reason for that is that modern day parents have the strongly misplaced desire of shielding their children from maturity, i.e., of shielding them from the "nasty things" in the world, rather than allowing and providing for their growth at their actual potential.

      Stop holding them back, start pushing them towards what they can achieve, and these accidents simply won't happen. Or, rather, if they do, they'll be actual accidents, and not the necessary outcome of keeping children clueless just for the sake of it.
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    3. Re:Why? by Himring · · Score: 5, Funny

      News report:
      A convenient store clerk was killed late yesterday during an armed robbery. The assailants were using nerf bats. The slaying took approximately 9 hours....

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    4. Re:Why? by bcattwoo · · Score: 5, Informative

      they don't accidentally kill innocent bystanders blocks away. ... i run at him with a knife, you jump in the way and get stabbed and die. That's a hell of a jump.
    5. Re:Why? by lostokie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Gun control only keeps guns out of the "right hands". "Wrong hands" will find access to guns, regardless of the law.

  2. Re:Stupid ban by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nerf guns don't kill people; hordes of undead flesh-eating zombies do.

    OK, your turn.

  3. Re:Urban Dead cosplaying? by compro01 · · Score: 5, Funny

    hey, they're up and running around. they're doing their part to fight the looming obesity crisis, in addition to training to combat the looming undead crisis. =D

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  4. Re:Title revision suggestion: by bennomatic · · Score: 5, Funny

    no... University Students Seek Mooooore Braiiiiins!

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  5. Do you feel lucky? by coren2000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire 10 nerf darts or only nine?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Nerf Dart Tag Magstrike the most powerful nerfgun in the world, and would tickle your nose with a perfect shot, you've got to ask yourself a question:

    Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

    http://www.hasbro.com/nerf/default.cfm?page=viewproduct&product_id=17890

  6. Re:Why would anyone ban nerf guns? by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Anybody remember Silly String? Do they even still make that stuff?

    A few years ago (can't remember when exactly) some dumb kid in Boston shot at another dumb kid with Silly String. The kid with Silly String all over him then took out a real gun, and shot the first kid dead. Mayor Menino's response to this was a proposal to ban Silly String within city limits.

    This isn't exactly the same situation, but the political logic seems strangely reminiscent.

  7. Re:The wussification of a people is complete.... by Scrameustache · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...when they're afraid of people getting hurt with a FREAKING *NERF* GUN! My little cousin got a nerf bow at a birthday, first thing his big brother did when he got his hands on it was to stick a pointy toothpick in the foam arrow and to shoot at balloons next to the parents chatting in a corner.
    My cousin can make ANYTHING a hazard. It's a gift (from the devil).

    But this isn't about that, this is about appearances: Can't have people playing guns on a university campus! Think of the children!
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  8. I'm playing right now, and HvZ is awesome by wal9001 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Penn State's spring semester game is just getting underway (stealth zombies period ends at noon tomorrow), and it's fucking awesome, just like last semester's was. Yes, they let us use nerf guns, and nobody's been injured except for one guy who broke his foot while falling down some stairs last game. That's why we make people sign waivers.

    It's the best game ever. Hope they get the issues cleared up, as nerf guns and the associated modifications (yeah, I'm an engineering student) are a really fun aspect of it. If your college doesn't play, go get it started. I recommend talking it over w/ the campus cops first though, just to make sure you won't have problems like this.

  9. Re:Stupid ban by calebt3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nerf guns don't kill people; hordes of undead flesh-eating zombies do.

    +4, Informative That is sooo wrong...
  10. Re:Stupid ban by dlanod · · Score: 5, Funny

    Typical roleplaying games... always wanting to Nerf undead.

  11. Re:The wussification of a people is complete.... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 5, Informative

    No, they aren't afraid of somebody getting hurt [directly] by a Nerf gun. They're concerned about the consequences when somebody sees a bunch of people running around carrying weapons - and calls 911. Or decides to tackle the 'weapon wielder'. Or raises a vigilante posse to go after the 'weapon wielder'. Etc... Etc... seriously, have you never seen a nerf gun? No one would EVER mistake one of those oversized cartoon-color toys for any sort of real weapon. This is done on purpose. They're nerf guns, fer cripes sake!
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  12. Re:Better than Uzi Water Guns by Original+Replica · · Score: 5, Insightful

    when a cop pulled up, lights flashing, and informed my friend he was about two second away from being shot before the cop realized it was a water gun.

    That's just a sign that cops are trigger happy. He should have been about two seconds away from a cop yelling "This is the Police! Drop Your Weapon!". Seriously, when the biggest danger of using a toy isn't the toy itself but the possibility of being shot by the cops, is it the toy that is a danger or the cops?

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  13. I know why they're banned by tooler · · Score: 5, Funny

    The only explanation is that campus administrators are zombies. The cheating bastards want to make sure nothing stops them from eating more brains.

  14. Re:Stupid ban by DKlineburg · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, let's recap :

    The undead were nerfed by the GM's,
    Innocent bystanders submitted a report of greifing to the game server (University),
    The humans in turn are nerfed by the game server,
    Thus causing the humans to be ganked by the undead.

    Yep, sounds like typical PVP role-playing MMIRL.

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  15. Re:Title revision suggestion: by laejoh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Uh, try the physics lab next door.

  16. Help me out here by Techman83 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While in the meeting, the group was told the game was in danger of being canceled due to the number of calls the University received last semester from concerned parents. Can I pose a question, now in Australia University mean mostly people who have finished Secondary School and are generally 18 and over. Why the hell are parents calling and complaining, aren't we supposed to be merging into an adult and independent life at this point in time???

    So is my thinking wrong?? Either way it sounds like a damn fun game and I sometimes feel cheated by not going to Uni (Traineeship, experience and courses make up my resume, uni would have been a waste as far as employability goes, but it sounds like a shit load of fun!)
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  17. Re:Why would anyone ban nerf guns? by ElBeano · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "If you're designing a government with the fundamental idea that all governments are corrupt, then you've failed before you've even begun."

    Ok.... now give me an example of any government in the history of the world that wasn't corrupt.

  18. Re:Title revision suggestion: by redxxx · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm shocked, shocked, to hear it implied that there are LARPers who aren't getting any.

  19. Re:Stupid ban by Minwee · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nerf guns don't kill people; hordes of undead flesh-eating zombies do.

    That is sooo wrong...

    Well, what do _you_ think that hordes of undead flesh-eating zombies do? Save you 15% on your insurance?