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Excavations at Stonehenge May Answer Questions

Smivs writes "The BBC are getting set to fund a dig at Stonehenge in Wiltshire, England. The two-week dig will try to establish, once and for all, some precise dating for the creation of the monument. An article from the BBC news website explains how the dig will investigate the significance of the smaller bluestones that stand inside the giant sarsen pillars. 'Researchers believe these rocks, brought all the way from Wales, hold the secret to the real purpose of Stonehenge as a place of healing. The researchers leading the project are two of the UK's leading Stonehenge experts — Professor Tim Darvill, of the University of Bournemouth, and Professor Geoff Wainwright, of the Society of Antiquaries. They are convinced that the dominating feature on Salisbury Plain in Wiltshire was akin to a "Neolithic Lourdes" — a place where people went on a pilgrimage to get cured. Modern techniques have established that many of these people had clearly traveled huge distances to get to south-west England, suggesting they were seeking supernatural help for their ills.'"

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  1. An alternate interpretation by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Pardon me, but I'm skeptical when I hear all of the sweetness and light interpretations. How about something more bloodthirsty, but just as reasonable?

    A significant proportion of the newly discovered Neolithic remains show clear signs of skeletal trauma. Some had undergone operations to the skull, or had walked with a limp, or had broken bones. Slaves, kidnapped in other parts of England, forced to work building the monument. They had lots of skeletal injuries because it was dangerous work. ( Impromptu graveyards near the Egyptian pyramids had lots of crunched skeletons also )

    ...sacred circle at the monument is dominated by bluestone chippings... Theses were war trophies, brought home and shattered to destroy their magic.
    1. Re:An alternate interpretation by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Pardon me, but I'm skeptical when I hear all of the sweetness and light interpretations. How about something more bloodthirsty, but just as reasonable?

      Why are you skeptical? It's pretty well-known that primitive tribes were peace-loving herbivores who lived in harmony with Nature. It wasn't until the white man came and introduced war and slavery that these tribes came to know such things.

    2. Re:An alternate interpretation by jd · · Score: 5, Informative

      The injuries were inconsistant with Stonehenge-type construction, mostly very standard Neolithic injuries. The skull modifications are known from elsewhere as very primitive surgery with an amazingly high survival rate. They've found evidence of healing from the cranial modifications and they've found the tools used - superior to anything less than modern surgical steel. They also have the settlement where the workforce lived and are able to show that the workers were not the ones buried. Also, the Neolithic people were bigger on stealing magic for their own use than destroying it. This is backed up by the fact that those blue stones were deliberately quarried for Stonehenge (they found the quarry). You don't make an enemy something they can use so that you can destroy it... unless you're from Fox News or SCO. In short, the bloodthirsty theory doesn't hold with the available data.

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    3. Re:An alternate interpretation by Psychotria · · Score: 1

      Slaves, kidnapped in other parts of England, forced to work building the monument. They had lots of skeletal injuries because it was dangerous work. ( Impromptu graveyards near the Egyptian pyramids had lots of crunched skeletons also )
      Yes, that's certainly more bloodthirsty. But it doesn't answer the question of why it was built. That would just answer part of the who.
    4. Re:An alternate interpretation by woolio · · Score: 1, Insightful

      They've found evidence of healing from the cranial modifications and they've found the tools used - superior to anything less than modern surgical steel ... Also, the Neolithic people were bigger on stealing magic for their own use than destroying it.

      Advanced medical technology? Magic? These don't seem to go together...

    5. Re:An alternate interpretation by Vectronic · · Score: 1

      "Researchers believe these rocks, brought all the way from Wales, hold the secret to the real purpose of Stonehenge as a place of healing"

      Jim's Stones affectionetly known as the "Peoples Temple"...

      "come one guys, trust me, stand in the center during the eclipse, and drink this"

    6. Re:An alternate interpretation by MrPloppy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah you must be right, I am sure the researchers have no idea what their talking about and came up with their ideas whilst throwing back beers at the pub in Amesbury. "Theories about Stonehenge are cheap; proof is precious," commented BBC Timewatch editor, John Farren.

    7. Re:An alternate interpretation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Troll.

      Operations to the skull are different than injuries and you can tell so when you study the bones and the subsequent healing of them. You are thinking way too one-dimensionally. There is a lot more information in broken skulls than you think.

    8. Re:An alternate interpretation by jd · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Advanced medical technology? Magic? These don't seem to go together...

      Advanced medical technology and medicine-man magic do not go together, and I seriously question the interpretation being given on those grounds. Medical experts (for the time) would not have relied on 250-tonne talismen. Now, if someone were to suggest that this was a national hospice or retirement home, where nobody seriously expects to physically recover but where some sort of emotional "recovery" was desired in their final days, that I could see. And, yes, I doubt their knowledge of psychology was up to much, so that might well have been "magic" to some.

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    9. Re:An alternate interpretation by jd · · Score: 4, Funny
      That would just answer part of the who.

      I think that was Pete Townshend.

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    10. Re:An alternate interpretation by ozbird · · Score: 1
      According to an ABC News story I heard this morning, there's a simpler explanation for the bluestone chips:

      "In the early 1900s there were signs in Amesbury (the nearest town to the site) offering the hire of a hammer so that people could come up here to chip off their own bit of bluestone," Darvill [archaeology professor at Bournemouth University] said.
    11. Re:An alternate interpretation by phallstrom · · Score: 5, Funny

      2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
      1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
      1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
      1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
      1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.
      2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root

    12. Re:An alternate interpretation by rts008 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think he was trying to refer to this:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trephining.

      Advanced medical procedures do not = advanced knowledge.
      Maybe they drilled the holes to let out the evil spirits affecting the patient...who really knows for sure?

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    13. Re:An alternate interpretation by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 3, Funny

      Advanced medical technology? Magic? These don't seem to go together...
      That's when the time travel comes in.

      Or perhaps vampires.
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    14. Re:An alternate interpretation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root I don't know, he's all slimy and smelly, but if you think it will work, I'll club and eat the root admin tomorrow. Wouldn't be the first time.
    15. Re:An alternate interpretation by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You were modded funny but you bring up a really good point about the myth of the noble savage. There are mass kill sites all over North America where various American Indian tribes stampeded thousands of buffalo over cliffs in order to get a few hundred pounds of meat. I doubt very much that there was much in the way of ancient, mystic, natural magic going on. The average life span of a Neolithic man was somewhere in the range of 29 years.

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    16. Re:An alternate interpretation by JohnBailey · · Score: 1

      Advanced medical technology? Magic? These don't seem to go together...

      That's when the time travel comes in.

      Or perhaps vampires. Or very neat zombies....
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    17. Re:An alternate interpretation by pclminion · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Advanced medical technology? Magic? These don't seem to go together...

      The ability to precisely cut into the skull, combined with a possibly entirely coincidental therapeutic effect, does not indicate "advanced medical technology." Relieving intracranial pressure can lessen the degree of brain injury, yes -- but there is nothing to suggest that trepannation was carried out because of this understanding. It was most likely carried out in a belief that it allowed evil spirits, gasses, or whatever else, to escape the skull.

      In other words, it is a sign of magical belief, not a repudiation of it.

    18. Re:An alternate interpretation by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      If you've never enjoyed the pure, superoxygenated blood directly from your victims brain, slowly sucked out... wait, this is a HUMAN massage board! Last time I feed of a drunk chick I pick up at a bar...

    19. Re:An alternate interpretation by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Funny

      It wasn't until the white man came and introduced war and slavery that these tribes came to know such things.
      Till.. the white man.. came.. to England..

      Heh. Clever what you did there.
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    20. Re:An alternate interpretation by Reziac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sometimes the explanations of the day didn't make complete sense, but they weren't always entirely superstition either. Take the practice of bleeding as a medical treatment. Nosebleeds can be a symptom of high blood pressure; seeing a nosebleed, the medieval doctor thinks "this fellow has too much blood and it's forcing its way out, let's remove some of it and relieve the pressure"... which reduces blood pressure, if only temporarily.

      I'd guess the idea of trepanning came from something similar -- the patient showed signs of pressure inside the skull (bulging eyes, bleeding from the ears, etc.) and the doctor of the day did the obvious to let the excess out, much as one might puncture a blister to relieve pain and pressure.

      The logic may not have been complete by modern medical knowledge and standards, but I think assuming it was all a belief in spirits gives too much credit to concurrent religious powers (the people most likely to keep written records) who didn't want anyone other than their gods to be seen as having any power over your health.

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    21. Re:An alternate interpretation by sumdumass · · Score: 0

      They don't go together until you understand that magic is originally a word from the creator race which used stone henge as an operating/anal probe site to cure and investigate their experiments. "Magic" originally meant "medicine to heal" in the language of the Grays but when we mimicked the techniques, it often resulted in disappointment unless tricks where employed. Hence the smoke and mirrors we associate with magic.

      This explains everything, the concept of a god or gods, angels coming from the sky, giants, flying chariots, dragons, 9/11, the immaculate conception, George Bush, the number 23, the Grey hair in my beard- everything.

      BTW, I'm not looking to get into a bible thumping challenge here. In case anyone can't tell, I am taking this opportunity to make a joke.

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    22. Re:An alternate interpretation by Crunchie+Frog · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah you must be right, I am sure the researchers have no idea what their talking about and came up with their ideas whilst throwing back beers at the pub in Amesbury. Ah, I see we have met the same archaeologists.
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    23. Re:An alternate interpretation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2008 A.D. - Here, smoke this bud

    24. Re:An alternate interpretation by techno-vampire · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Surgeons have experimented with flint scalpels made by modern flint knappers and found them as sharp as surgical steel, easy to sterilize and better at holding their edge. I don't have a cite, but I remember from many years ago reading about a flint knapper who ended up having tools he made used for his own cardiac surgery. Yes, it's quite possible for neolithic medicine men to have better surgical tools than anything less than the best modern steel, even if their understanding of the human body left something to be desired.

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    25. Re:An alternate interpretation by DaCentaur · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why would an advanced (for their time) knowledge of medicine & surgical practices preclude the belief in magic?!?!? Humans are quite individualistic and so it would be quite wrong to assume that there would be a uniformity in beliefs. There have always been AND are always going to be differing groups of people REGARDLESS of the age/era/whatever.

      Some might have believed in magic, some in God/gods, and others in science.

    26. Re:An alternate interpretation by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1

      Bloody Sais - trampling on us real Britons!

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    27. Re:An alternate interpretation by c0p0n · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Aye, bizarrely enough it seems from genetic evidence that the first inhabitants of the British isles came from north of what it is today Spain and Portugal.

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    28. Re:An alternate interpretation by harry666t · · Score: 1

      2012 A.D. - That root won't help you. We're all going to die!

    29. Re:An alternate interpretation by malsdavis · · Score: 1

      The interpretations are what the physical evidence points to, it was almost certainly a religious structure after all. Are you suggesting we should ignore the large body of physical evidence in favor of the more stereotypical, 'ruthless barbarian' society advanced by the invading Romans?

      From a factual point of view, there isn't really any evidence at all of widespread 'war slaves' etc. being used by the stone age tribes of north-western Europe. It's the sort of thing which is quite easy to research. In Egypt, the Mediterranean and particularly, the middle-east, there is lots of archaeological evidence of an ancient mass slave trade. Before the Roman invasion there has not been found hardly any slavery equipment in north-western Europe, which you would expect to find if there was wide-spread slavery.

    30. Re:An alternate interpretation by malsdavis · · Score: 2, Informative

      'Average life span' can be extremely misleading due to the high levels of infant mortality which really hit average life span figures hard.

      Even in ancient times there are records of people living to 100 and it wasn't that uncommon for many to live into their 50's, 60's and even 70's. It's just that for everyone who lived to 70, several would also die at an age of only 6 months or so.

    31. Re:An alternate interpretation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aye, bizarrely enough it seems from genetic evidence that the first inhabitants of the British isles came from north of what it is today Spain and Portugal.

      Funny, I always thought humans evolved there (that's sarcasm by the way; as in, they had to come from somewhere didn't they?).

    32. Re:An alternate interpretation by Malevolent+Tester · · Score: 2, Funny

      Justice for the Beaker People! Send the Celts back where they came from.

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    33. Re:An alternate interpretation by ChameleonDave · · Score: 1

      Aye, bizarrely enough it seems from genetic evidence that the first inhabitants of the British isles came from north of what it is today Spain and Portugal. Yes, perhaps; and before that they came from Asia, and before that, Africa, like everyone else. What's your point? The first inhabitants of Britannia were still white. For that matter, the first inhabitants (and indeed current inhabitants) of Iberia were white. Were you thinking of American-style "Latinos"?
    34. Re:An alternate interpretation by Andrzej+Sawicki · · Score: 1

      Advanced medical technology? Magic? These don't seem to go together...
      Why not? One could be confused for the other if you didn't know better.
    35. Re:An alternate interpretation by quickgold192 · · Score: 1

      2008: That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.

      http://www.kansascity.com/news/nation/story/551520.html

    36. Re:An alternate interpretation by electrictroy · · Score: 2, Informative

      The people that settled Europe were likely black or brown, and over time lack-of-exposure to the sun caused their skin to fade to white or pink.

      (Dark-skinned humans would have suffered vitamin C deficits in colder, darker europe, leading to an evolutionary pressure in favor of light-skinned persons who absorbed more light through their skin & survived longer.)

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    37. Re:An alternate interpretation by CheeseTroll · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you eat the root admin, do you absorb his magic admin rights?

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    38. Re:An alternate interpretation by electrictroy · · Score: 1

      The reason stone-based knives are sharp has *nothing* to do with human ingenuity.

      Stones are sharp because they have a Natural tendency to flake at the molecular level. The sharpness is part of the stone's property, and the true credit belongs to the stone and/or chemistry, not the primitive farmer.

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    39. Re:An alternate interpretation by electrictroy · · Score: 1

      Ya know it's possible to have slavery on a small scale. If Stonehenge was built, not in 30 years time like a pyramid, but over many hundreds of years, it could be done with just a few slaves procured from local farmers.

      That would not leave behind any trace of slave trading.

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    40. Re:An alternate interpretation by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      No need for the whole admin. His liver will suffice.

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    41. Re:An alternate interpretation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you eat the root admin, do you absorb his magic admin rights?

      Yup. And your shlong grows another foot as well...

    42. Re:An alternate interpretation by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The interpretations are what the physical evidence points to, it was almost certainly a religious structure after all.

      Not that I disagree with you...

      But this statement reminds me of things said when we first started investigating ancient writing - that writing was used almost exclusively for religious purposes.

      Or so we thought until we started translating the stuff - then we found it was mostly tax records....

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    43. Re:An alternate interpretation by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      Surgeons have experimented with flint scalpels made by modern flint knappers and found them as sharp as surgical steel, easy to sterilize and better at holding their edge.

      And also very brittle.

      I'm not sure it's such a great idea to have your scalpel break off into pieces while you're operating on a patient. Especially if that scalpel isn't sterile (like in say the neolithic period).

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    44. Re:An alternate interpretation by Vellmont · · Score: 2, Informative


      Dark-skinned humans would have suffered vitamin C deficits in colder, darker europe

      It's actually Vitamin D, (the body can't make vitamin C), but otherwise you're completely correct.

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    45. Re:An alternate interpretation by Bloodoflethe · · Score: 1

      Actually, the main settlers of the British Isles were Celts and Celt-Iberians. (Or Iberian Celts. Sorry, for this part of history I think in Spanish [Celt-Iberos], as that's the language I learned it in.) The Iberian people had a fairly large amount of trade and interbreeding with other Mediterranean peoples and therefore had a distinct cultural and physical set of features, different from the look of the Celts.

      The Celts came through and did some bad things to the Iberians then mated with them (hence Celt-Iberians). Then the Romans came and had their city ransacked and generally got their asses handed to them by the Celts. Until they decided to party, shortly after which, the roman forces regrouped and crushed the carousers.

      Anyway, Then the Romans continued with their expansion into Spain and eventually pushed a large group of Celts and Celt-Iberians to sailing off (to Brittany). A number remained and were assimilated, while some stood their ground and chose death by their own hands rather than ignominious starvation or surrender - Numantia. (The story of Numantia is actually quite interesting) OK, um, done rambling.

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    46. Re:An alternate interpretation by tpz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Advanced medical technology and medicine-man magic do not go together
      I suspect that plenty of Christians (and other religious folk) would disagree with that statement, if only they didn't abjectly (and unfairly) disagree with the "medicine-man" part of it. Advanced medical technology and medicine-man magic most definitely do go together, even now in 2008. Not that I subscribe to the latter, of course. ;)
    47. Re:An alternate interpretation by Bloodoflethe · · Score: 1

      I was thinking Illithid

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    48. Re:An alternate interpretation by BenBenBen · · Score: 1

      Did they offer spades too, so the chips could be buried 6ft down?

      They're excavating the site for a reason.

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    49. Re:An alternate interpretation by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Obsidian scalples are actualyl used for some forms of eye surgery and are mass-produced for that purpose.

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    50. Re:An alternate interpretation by spun · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Okay, any time someone mentions trepanation, I have to tell my trepanation story. I went to a conference on psychedelics called Mindstates in Berkeley back in '01. Lots of interesting presentations, but by far the most... intense was a presentation by a woman who had drilled a fucking hole in her own head and made a home movie showing her doing it.

      This was back in the seventies, and her anthropology professor had a theory that trepanation allowed blood to flow through the brain like it does through an infant's more flexible skull, raising the base mental state. So she tries to find a doctor to do it to her. No luck! Who would have supposed it would be hard to find a doctor to drill a hole in your head? Who knew you could do it yourself with a Dremel while filming the whole thing?

      The film starts out with lovely footage of her walking through a park, looking at doves and sunrises. Then she goes to her apartment, sits down in front of a mirror, puts some bandages across her brow to keep the blood out of her eyes, applies some topical anesthetic, cuts open a small flap of skin on her forehead, and proceeds to drill through her own skull. After she finishes, she sews up the flap, bandages up, lights down, end of film.

      The real kicker is that she noticed very little change in her mental state afterwards. Years later, the bone grew back and the hole closed, but by this time she could find doctors in South America more than willing to indulge an eccentric Brit. So she had a larger hole installed. Even though she couldn't tell any real difference.

      The whole time I'm watching, I'm thinking, how do you know when to stop? Seriously, a quarter inch to far could be... problematic. I think I left hand prints gouged into the arms of my chair. Even in a conference about psychedelics, that was by far the most surreal thing I saw.

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    51. Re:An alternate interpretation by fugue · · Score: 1

      So any best practice based on statistics and placebo studies is magic? Sure, we don't understand everything. But that will probably always be true. If we can say "I drilled holes in 400 skulls and just pretended to drill holes in another 400, and the cut group had a 20% higher survival rate than the control group" then an understanding of the mechanism is not strictly necessary. Look at all of psychiatry, just for example.

      Sure, knowing what's really going on might let us refine the treatment (engineering) or understand patients (science), but knowing that we have an effective treatment even though the model is incomplete/wrong does not make the treatment magic.

      Don't confuse effect with explanation.

      The problem, of course, comes when you find evidence that does not support your theory, and decide to pretend the evidence doesn't exist. Hmmm, see, even Stonehenge is getting political.

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    52. Re:An alternate interpretation by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      Aye, bizarrely enough it seems from genetic evidence that the first inhabitants of the British isles came from north of what it is today Spain and Portugal.

      Who'dve thought they'd be French?

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    53. Re:An alternate interpretation by Spleen · · Score: 2, Funny

      As root admin I've been anticipating this day. I have been soaking my liver in a nice rum marinade nightly to prepare. Enjoy.

    54. Re:An alternate interpretation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, people believe something complex as a person can be a cosmic accident, why not stone hedge? maby when the universe was created in a big bang, it just happened to form...

      Sure, you say it obviously was made because it exists. like a watch. you see a watch and assume that it was made by a watchmaker (or factory for mass produced ones). Humans must also have been made. people are way more complex than a watch, and everyone knows that it is impossible for a watch to accidentally be made...

    55. Re:An alternate interpretation by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      How do you define, "main settlers",though?
      The "Beaker" People predated the Celts, and were most likely the neolithic culture responsible for the building of Stonehenge (though not necessarily - and it definitely wasn't the Celts).
      Then came the Celts. They were followed by the Romans, who around 400CE exited hastily, and the Angles and Saxons (Germanic tribes) filled their void.
      Then, from around 800Ce to 1,000CE (roughly) you had the Viking invasions, and many settled, but most were eventually repelled. Lastly, there was the Norman conquest of 1066. Which means, the Vikings sort of won, actually, since Normans were mostly Danes, Nordics, and Vikings who'd settled in north western France; they spoke French, but had Nordic heritage.
      A lot of people don't realize that the Kings of England, up until about the time of the Tudors (I think?), spoke French - not "English" (Anglo).

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    56. Re:An alternate interpretation by JohnBailey · · Score: 1

      I was thinking Illithid Or was that what they wanted you to think......
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    57. Re:An alternate interpretation by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Surgeons have experimented with flint scalpels made by modern flint knappers and found them as sharp as surgical steel, easy to sterilize and better at holding their edge.

      Actually, the formally-written up stuff that I've seen (not too long ago, but I don't have a citation) referred to people comparing the efficiency of modern surgical steel with OBSIDIAN blades. Both obsidian and flint are amorphous materials, but they're very definitely not the same.

      One of the particular characteristics of obsidian edges over steel is that the microscopic effect of grinding and sharpening steel leaves a quite ragged edge, while the obsidian edges examined were smoothly curved to a far finer scale. This is hypothesised to make for a smoother cutting process (as felt by the surgeon) with less damage beyond the edges of the wound.

      Without experimental cutting comparison and microscopical edge comparison, I wouldn't a priori expect flint to share these characteristics with obsidian.

      Now, where did I read that damned paper? Could well have been in "Susan Fox Hodgson 'Obsidian: sacred glass from the California sky' Geological Society, London, Special Publications 273: 295-313." , because I won a copy of the book a few months ago.

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    58. Re:An alternate interpretation by c0p0n · · Score: 1

      That's what I implied on my comment.

      As for the other comment on "american style latinos" well, no, lol, I'm not from the US, I know exactly how spaniards and portuguese look like.

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    59. Re:An alternate interpretation by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the information. I hadn't known that there was such a difference, although I'm quite familiar with both flint and obsidian points. I have a friend, Dr. Arizona Gleason, who learned knapping while getting her PhD in Archeology, and now does it for a living. Mostly she uses flint and obsidian, although she also uses scraps of glass as well.

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    60. Re:An alternate interpretation by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      I have a friend, Dr. Arizona Gleason, who learned knapping while getting her PhD in Archeology, and now does it for a living.

      The link appears to be broken - I time out on http://www.obsidiandesigns.com/ but I get a webpage from obsidiandesigns.com/ .
      Modern-day knapping is interesting, but you can't beat the fascination of finding stone-age artefacts. I was holidaying in Russia a few years ago (at Lake Zuratkul, in the southern Urals between Chelyabinsk and Ufa) where there was a Neolithic knapping workshop/ village eroding out of the shores of the lake (since the dam raised it's level). Lots of flint fragments and broken pieces on the shore line, once you get your eye in practice.

      A few days later I was trying to open up a CD case to back-up the various photos onto. No fingernails and I just couldn't get the damned plastic coating to rip. Then I thought a little, dug out the flint tips and lo and behold - one opened CD case. tickled my funny bone that did.

      Someone might as well point out that a flint knife wouldn't show up on a metal detector. Neolithic terrorists - 1, security guards - 0.

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    61. Re:An alternate interpretation by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      I remember taking lots of knapps in college. Although I usually spelled it "nap".

      While I learned how to do it much earlier than college, I could say that I perfected the skill there.

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  2. Talk about digging at the past by Martix · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Talk about digging at the past Is this first post ...??

  3. It would be cool.... by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It would be cool if the BBC could get Spinal Tap to do the soundtrack for the program!!!

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    1. Re:It would be cool.... by xPsi · · Score: 5, Funny

      Indeed, now we can get finally down to the business of figuring out "who they were" and "what they were doing." Not to mention important followup questions like: "where are they now, the little people of Stonehenge? And what would they say if we were here tonight?"

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    2. Re:It would be cool.... by explosivejared · · Score: 1

      I hear they tried to, but a discrepancy with the units used to measure the thing set in string an unfortunate chain of events. The band built a model of stonehenge to practice to, but in doing so unlocked the inner dark magic of stonehenge, unleashing an army of angry dwarves that devoured the drummer. The band were quoted as saying they would feel worse if they weren't sedated, but nonetheless could not go on to do the soundtrack.

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    3. Re:It would be cool.... by jd · · Score: 3, Funny

      If our ancient ancestors were alive today, I think the biggest thing on their minds would be "why is it so dark in here?" (with apologies to Terry Pratchett)

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    4. Re:It would be cool.... by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Funny

      Indeed. Although Pratchett wasn't the first to make that joke.

      But more in the spirit of today, we should, as a society, build a <really big monument> as mysterious and long-lasting as possible, just to jerk around our long-off descendants.

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    5. Re:It would be cool.... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      What would they say if they were here right now??

      Probably, "Get off my lawn!!"

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    6. Re:It would be cool.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody knows who they were, or what they were doing...

    7. Re:It would be cool.... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      They would probably become lawyers...unfrozen cavemen lawyers whose noble words would ring every bit as true today as they did in their own time.

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    8. Re:It would be cool.... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      They would probably become lawyers...unfrozen cavemen lawyers whose noble words would ring every bit as true today as they did in their own time. Cavemen lawyers?

      So much for "Noble savages"...
  4. Loudmouthed drunk British morons by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1, Funny

    Things done by loudmouthed drunk British morons:

    Crop circles: check
    Football hooligans: check
    Blue Woads: check

    Stonehenge: ???

    Occam's razor, people.

    1. Re:Loudmouthed drunk British morons by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Funny

      So what you're saying is that Stonehenge is the British equivalent of the US space program?

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    2. Re:Loudmouthed drunk British morons by Vectronic · · Score: 1

      Ahh... or possibly...

      1. Find Old Structure.
      2. Stonehenge.
      3. Tell The Public We dont Know Why Its There
      4. ???
      5. Create Tourism.
      6. Profit!!!

    3. Re:Loudmouthed drunk British morons by Reziac · · Score: 1

      [laughing] Just the other day I was looking at a picture of Stonehenge, and thinking: Why does it *have* to mean ANYTHING? why does it have to be functional? Maybe it was a dance hall. Maybe it was a slaughterhouse. Maybe someone got bored and conned his friends into helping him build a stone junkpile to mystify the tribal elders with.

      As to the giant stone-and-lime M on the hill above Bozeman Montana, which has long mystified anthropologists whose life's work is digging the Weans... in truth, it only meant that a large group of fratboys were sober enough on a Sunday morning to pile rocks together and to get random freshmen to tote buckets of whitewash up the hill.

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  5. The BBC andTimewatch are running this bigtime by jd · · Score: 3, Informative

    I know, it's the evil site, but you'll find every link I could find from the Timewatch team and the BBC. The Timewatch website gets daily podcats from the dig and hourly news bulletins, so this is no minor event.

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  6. They're going to find the plans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Drawn on an ancient napkin...

    1. Re:They're going to find the plans by dkleinsc · · Score: 2, Funny

      Except that they'll find that the original plans called for stones 36" tall rather than 36'.

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  7. How Many Date Nuts in a Bowl? by Prius · · Score: 5, Funny

    I didn't know you could actually get the 'exact date' it was built. I bet they built it on a thursday. Not monday, because nobody wants to do any serious work after the weekend. I know I don't. Not tuesday because that's Take Your Kid to Work day, so they can only make little Stonehenges. Maybe Woodhenges. Then they spend all wednesday cleaning up after the kids and deciding never to do that again (even though they always have another one). On friday, everyone leaves early so they can't get yelled at all weekend by their bosses and clubbed to death. And nobody works on Saturday and Sunday. Only crazy people. That just leaves thursday because they eventually get guilty about not doing any work and decide to do something.

  8. over time by evwah · · Score: 4, Funny

    isn't this a bit simplistic? I imagine that over the thousands of years, it was used for many purposes, built, rebuilt, rearranged, burned down, fell over, THEN sank into the swamp. wait where was I?

  9. Stonehenge is overrated by Centurix · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I lived in Amesbury for a short while (I'd say a stonesthrow away from Stonehenge), Avebury circle is much more interesting, plus it has a pub in the middle with a haunted well. After getting drunk, you can stagger down the road to Silbury hill and fall asleep at the top.

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    1. Re:Stonehenge is overrated by jd · · Score: 1

      I believe the more prosaic description is that if Stonehenge is a church, Avebury is a cathedral. Avebury - two stone avenues, a giant stone circle, two mini stone circles, and an eight-foot-deep, three-quarter-mile-across trench, is an amazing site/sight. If, however, there is an afterlife, I will personally hunt the ghosts of those who shattered the stones at Avebury with fire, and I will be doing such things to them that should be ectoplasmically impossible.

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  10. "as a place of healing" by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Researchers believe these rocks, brought all the way from Wales, hold the secret to the real purpose of Stonehenge as a place of healing.

    Sounds like they've already made up their minds.

    Of course, this could be bias introduced by the uninformed.

    1. Re:"as a place of healing" by kestasjk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's a hypothesis that they're testing.. Why does everyone on Slashdot think that they know better than the people who spend their free time studying this stuff?

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    2. Re:"as a place of healing" by jd · · Score: 3, Insightful
      For 90% of Slashdot, its the reason for being. For Slashdotters familiar with British archaeology, there is also a certain level of malice. Many sites in Britain were plundered for treasure by the profession, destroying much. That's why Silbury Hill needed emergency repairs - the damage was about to destroy the remains. We also remember Woodhenge, whose postholes were pumped with concrete, destroying any archaeological data to be had. We remember Seahenge, where the site was destroyed and then the notes kept secret (so when a fire destroyed the warehouse they were in, the data was lost forever). We remember listed monuments, such as a Napoleonic wall in Derbyshire, being illegally destroyed with English Heritage remaining silent. We remember English Heritage destroying more than a few ancient buildings themselves. We remember the campaign to drive a road underground by Stonehenge, which would have destroyed the very sites they are now uncovering.

      I think, from what I've seen, that this work is competently done. But to trust an archaeologist much beyond that is asking a lot.

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    3. Re:"as a place of healing" by p0tat03 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bias is unavoidable. As long as there are other people studying to prove different theories, we'll be fine. Our main trouble would be if everyone unites behind a single theory, then we don't get anywhere unless completely incontrovertible evidence is (accidentally) discovered disproving it.

    4. Re:"as a place of healing" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because we spend our free time reading /. and this was posted on /., ergo, we're the experts!

    5. Re:"as a place of healing" by Anubis350 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We remember Seahenge, where the site was destroyed and then the notes kept secret (so when a fire destroyed the warehouse they were in, the data was lost forever)

      Links? All I can find is that English Heritage moved the site, under controversy (mostly, it seems, by modern "druids" who have no connection to whatever religion or culture built the site, and no idea of it's original purpose), to be preserved instead of allowing the sea to destroy it. It was studied, and the findings were published in Nature. It's going to be open to the public, preservation work now done, this month in Lynn Museum, near the original site.

      So, do you have any proof to this or any other claim, or are you just trolling?

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    6. Re:"as a place of healing" by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      Why does everyone on Slashdot think that they know better than the people who spend their free time studying this stuff?

      I don't think I know better than someone who studies this stuff. I just think the people who study this stuff have very little to go on, and make up a lot of untested (and perhaps untestable) theories.

      It's interesting they're doing some more excavations (though I'm not sure why it wasn't done before). I'm not really certain how it's going to give evidence to this theory one way or another.

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    7. Re:"as a place of healing" by jd · · Score: 1
      Start with this report, and tell me why no backups existed, when even the most juvenile delinquent in modern science has that drummed into them. Then tell me how you leap they should have kept better notes to they should never have excavated. A leap even Superman would envy. We have no contextual information, so any display will be generalized and if it includes the primary timbers (the circle was linked by wooden trails to other wooden circles, some of which were also excavated), those timbers can be placed at best by guesswork, not by archaeological work. That work no longer exists.

      (You might also want to tell me how the hell you missed this article and found only English Heritage's pathetic piece of self-congratulatory text, when the article was covered by most of the archaeological press, not to mention most of the major news outlets. Google not working today?)

      Oh, and the druids weren't the only ones complaining. According to the book "Seahenge", the locals were called to a meeting to discuss what was to be done... to be told that the henge was to be removed. "Told" falls a little short of "discussion" in any language I know of, so although I agree totally with the decision, I vehemently disagree with what English Heritage has been quoted elsewhere as saying was "heavy-handed". I'd also consider giant mechanical excavators to fall, oh, just a tad short of the accepted standard of "dig a trowel's-worth, sift twice" that everyone else in the profession manages.

      No, it was botched, badly.

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    8. Re:"as a place of healing" by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

      From what I can glean from the article flag fen did take the precaution of storing the documents properly, but that the fire was too much. It seems there *were* backups, but by bad luck the storage place of the backups was compromised at just the wrong time, and the backups had been moved "home" before a new place had been found. Problematic? Sure. But the article doesn't mention *why* they didn't have another place, so I'm left to wonder about budget and such. I can give them the benefit of the doubt, and you won't, and we can argue about it all day and neither of us would be closer to the truth on that score, so... moving on... It doesn't seem clear btw, from the article, that the documents on *seahenge* were among those destroyed, it specifically mentions the documents on the primary preservation work done in-situ at flag fen only. The issue of whether the locals were making an informed decision in wanting to keep the "henge" where it was seems to be a bit in question, as in the attitude of "it survived so long, itll keep surviving" without any real understanding of the forces at work. While I'll admit EH does seem to be a bit heavy-handed, they are charged, as far as I can tell, with protecting *England's* heritage, not the feelings of the specific locals that happen to live near the site and want the tourism dollars. I don't have the book you cite, so I don't know how the excavation was done in terms of documentation and marking, but I'll take the time to look it up in nature later in the uni library when I head out to get some of my own research done tonight. Lastly, I picked the first couple hits that were legit I got off google, I wasn't doing a research project so I didn't exactly scour with an absolute fine-tooth comb, hence the asking for links.

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    9. Re:"as a place of healing" by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

      ack, /. ate my formatting, sorry

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    10. Re:"as a place of healing" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone knows that Seahenge was created as an independant micronation to be used as an ancient data haven!

  11. Yes...but were there... by kitsunewarlock · · Score: 1

    Yes, but were there any ancient Ponies discovered?

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    1. Re:Yes...but were there... by jd · · Score: 1

      Don't be silly. What would Dartmoor ponies be doing so far from Tom Bombadil?

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  12. True purpose wasn't that significant by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

    In actuality, the regional chieftan's wife just wanted a new stone table for the kitchen nook. She drew up a picture for a local mason contractor, but she accidentally jotted down the height as 20' instead of 20". The contractor decided to go ahead with the project as drawn, figuring that questioning the plans would achieve little other than reducing his potential compensation for construction costs (which the chieftan would have to cover in any event to save face). The rest is history.

  13. British Knockoffs of Irish Originals by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Geoffrey of Monmouth's ~1136 book _History of the Kings of Britain_ says that Merlin brought Stonehenge from Ireland.

    I say that the British just copied an Irish model, instead of schlepping all that rock across the Irish Sea.

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    1. Re:British Knockoffs of Irish Originals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As usually...

    2. Re:British Knockoffs of Irish Originals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm....the Irish ARE British. These are the British Isles.

      Perhaps you meant to say 'An English knockoff of an Irish original'?

      In that case, of course, you must be able to point to the original site in Ireland?...

    3. Re:British Knockoffs of Irish Originals by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Irish are not British. Talk that way gets you blown up and your family kneecapped.

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  14. Burial Mounds by Maint_Pgmr_3 · · Score: 1

    Has anyone ever thought that this could be the interior of one of the burial mounds that they have found around the same area???

    Post and lentil {soup} to support a framework for a roof, slab the royalty and cover with dirt. Instant tomb.

    worth a try.

    1. Re:Burial Mounds by jd · · Score: 1

      Many strange stone monuments (three stones with a stone on top, common in Cornwall and Europe) are believed to be exactly what you are describing. Many smaller stone circles are also likely the remains of round barrows. Stonehenge's continuous interior building, lating 2,000-2,500 years, suggests it has always been open.

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    2. Re:Burial Mounds by dajak · · Score: 1

      You mean the dolmen south of the Rhine and the hunebed/hünengrab (which is confused with the dolmen in the English wikipedia) north of the Rhine in the Netherlands, Denmark, Germany, and Poland. There are thousands of them, and most are older than Stonehenge (3450-3250 BC).

      Many hunebeds are a lot bigger than you suggest: hunebed D27, the largest one in the Netherlands, for instance consists of 42 large stones. The majority have been harvested for stone (which doesn't naturally occur here) in the past. Just 54 remain in (what used to be) hard to reach areas. Some have been known to be uncovered for many centuries in the Netherlands (they are first described in a 1660 encyclopedia) while others are the result of more recent pre-WWII excavations of intact burrows. There is also one hunebed burrow that was discovered in 1982 and in its entirety moved to a museum.

      For some reason everyone who discovers them immediately wants to dig them out. Maybe Stonehenge was just discovered and dug out by a successor culture who built a visitor centre in it. Didn't they also find the remains of a Roman visitor centre at Stonehenge?

    3. Re:Burial Mounds by jd · · Score: 1
      The Romans were just as stumped as everyone else. That's not to say you're wrong, but the Romans don't appear to have done much excavation and don't record much beyond total bafflement. Also, massive weight would likely alter the ground beneath for a substantial depth, and we should still see signs of that via GPR. If, of course, they've done GPR.

      On the other hand, "Queen Maeve"'s barrow is massive, so huge burial structures certainly got built.

      I think the biggest problem is that the stages of construction overlapped, so there may not have been any time (until the final stage) in which it could have been used as a giant round barrow. The next-biggest problem is that at the start of construction, Neolithic people in Britain used long barrows, not round barrows.

      However, it does seem an interesting theory and I'm certainly out of information which might contradict it, so I would suggest contacting the professors on this dig. Remember that most of the really good stuff we're getting from Stonehenge right now is from an ex-banker who happens to enjoy archaeology and mysteries, and he's not remotely unique in "outsiders" breaking into the field in a very big way through insights and non-obvious observations. (However, if you become rich and famous, I insist on 10% of your appearance fees for getting you to go beyond speculating about things.)

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  15. Last Credible Article of the Night? by lordsid · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Last Credible Article of the Night? I wonder.

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  16. Re:How Many Date Nuts in a Bowl? by jd · · Score: 1

    If they do isotope dating, there might possibly be enough material to get to within a few years. In other cases, although they don't know what year Silsbury Hill was made, they do know it was made in August (due to a specific larval stage in insects found in the chalk.)

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  17. Re:How Many Date Nuts in a Bowl? by rts008 · · Score: 1

    Was climate/seasonal differences accounted for when deciding on August?
    I am seriously curious about this.

    Interesting info, thanks!

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  18. Re:How Many Date Nuts in a Bowl? by jd · · Score: 1

    I don't believe so, no. The larvae had wings, and the only month that insect has wings is August, but in all the studying of archaeological texts and English Heritage books, I have not seen any mention of whether climate or seasonal variations could change this. The fact that it doesn't get mentioned suggests either that has been shown not to be a factor - or that you're the first to think of it. My best recommendation is to e-mail English Heritage and find out if they've any record on what studies were done.

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  19. Re:How Many Date Nuts in a Bowl? by Prius · · Score: 1

    August 8th, 2500 B.C.? No way! That's the day my great, great.....(some very long time later)...great granddad's brother was born?

  20. Oblig. 'I welcome our new Hypothetical OverLords!' by rts008 · · Score: 1

    Are you serious?

    You must be new here.

    Also, remember this kiddies:

    In Soviet Russia, hypothesis tests YOU!

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  21. Religious doctors DO exist, even today. by diggyk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You mean you've never met a Christian or otherwise religious doctor?

  22. Simple by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Stonehenge is simply a monument to Pi. Just look at it. They had trouble with the squiggle, however. Squiggles made the stone fall off, and thus only the non-squiggle ones remain.

  23. How to build your own stonehenge by Revenger75 · · Score: 1

    Here is a video I found on youtube a while back showing how Stonehenge could be built by only one person.

    Youtube Video

  24. Ehhh by Martigan80 · · Score: 1

    A bit early maybe?

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  25. err by TurinPT · · Score: 1

    Ok lets say they fund the operation, a few weeks later after much digging, money and man-power spent, they find the answer.
    Now what? they change the little info plate at the site, someone edits wikipedia and everyone else goes home.
    What exactly did the world gain with this?

  26. Just saw... by jd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Grauniad has an excellent description of the dig and what they expect to find. Knowing they are making such a small dig and that holes are involved likely means they used GPR to sweep the area and find sections of ground that were clearly disturbed in ancient times and were about the right size and depth.

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    1. Re:Just saw... by Kozz · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the link. And not to pick on you, but I've just got to ask... are you dyslexic? You made a rather head-spinning permutation of letters, transforming "Guardian" to "Grauniad".

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    2. Re:Just saw... by Random_Goblin · · Score: 2, Informative

      the guardian newspaper has a long and noble tradition of publishing typos

      as such it is refered to by the private eye rather amusingly as "the Grauniad".

      In case you are unfamilar with the eye, it is a satirical magazine, at one time owned by Peter Cook, that is best known in the UK for being sued for libel when printing things that later turn out to be completely true about certain politicians

    3. Re:Just saw... by jd · · Score: 1
      Heh! No, as Random Goblin pointed out, it's a mockery of their numerous typos. It may be urban legend, but the story is that The Guardian actually did spell its own name "Grauniad", which is where everyone else picked up on the name. Private Eye, Spike Milligan and Spitting Image really dissed them over it. They have some (probably spellchecked) archives online of their pre-electronic days, when they were at their worst, but if you can get hold of any scanned copies of their early newsprint, do so. (If you know any English teachers, supply them with copies and have them run a school contest on who can find the most errors.)

      One of the better satires out there. There are 78,900 other references to Grauniad on Google. April 1st is a good day to campaign to have the word introduced formally into the English language,

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  27. There is a problem here... by Dr_Ish · · Score: 1

    Of course, if you talk to archaeologists, they will tell you that the best evidence about Stonehenge is to be found in the Aubrey Holes. Unfortunately, many of these were destroyed when English Heritage and their 'culture as tourism' friends built the new car park and the underground tunnel. Given the way that the BBC behaves these days, we can expect minimal real research work, with maximal hype. This is a damn shame. Yet more Wiki-Science...

  28. Before Stonehenge... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
    • ...
    • And the druids! Long robes, long beards, (early transvestites, didn't get their shaving together).
    • They built Stonehenge, one of the biggest henges in the world.
    • No one's built a henge like that ever since.
    • No one knows what the fuck a henge is.
    • Before Stonehenge there was Woodhenge and Strawhenge.
    • ...
    - Eddie Izzard, Dress to Kill
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    1. Re:Before Stonehenge... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Ok, I was wrong. There was another Eddie Izzard reference. :)

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  30. Insufficiently rude about English Heritage by Kupfernigk · · Score: 2, Interesting
    AKA "English mindless bureaucracy and cultural vandalism ltd."

    English heritage is the thing we have that, had it existed at the time, would have prevented every single one of our ancient monuments from being built. They also employ people who, not to put too fine a point on it, lie about buildings and monuments in order to get them included in the scope of English Heritage. These are the plonkers who waited till Michael Eavis (he of Pilton Festival fame) had restored the Pilton Tithe Barn, then Grade A listed it, then tried to have the (local craftsmen built) facade of his house pulled down because it was no longer in keeping with their Grade A listed area. These are the low grade semi morons whose ridiculously over the top attempts to get pork barrel funding for the Stonehenge site redevelopment have prevented the relatively minor fixes to the roads around Stonehenge that would do much to ease the congestion. The worst thing about Stonehenge, in fact, is the nasty wire fence around it which is poorly maintained and does much to spoil the look of the site. The next worst thing is the awful visitor centre, which is only next worst because it is less visible from the road.

    I'm afraid that, given the background of English Heritage and the dumbing down of the BBC, this is just a joke claim to try and get some funding for somebody's idiot project. Really we should get them to build a concrete model of Stonehenge - perhaps twice the size because most tourists comment on how small it is - near the Olympic site, then have the whole lot of them and their horrible visitor centre bugger off to London and leave Stonehenge to the locals. It is, after all, a Wiltshire monument, and people from London should stop trying to take over the entire country.

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  31. picks and showels by alxkit · · Score: 0

    Why dig? I'll tell you what was there. Stonehenge used to be a replica of LHC in a parallel universe... Before they powered it on, that is.

  32. Re:Stonehenge == Dude who liked to move rocks. by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

    Yea, great how he moved those blocks around on a flat concrete surface. That wouldn't work in a muddy field hi's little stone underneath would just sink into the ground and it wouldn't help bring the rocks over mountains, hill, valleys, rivers, hundreds of miles from the quarry in Wales.

  33. omgponies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    where's the tag?

  34. It's even worse by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's even worse. Massacring buffaloes, well, I guess some animal rights people would be appalled, but it's really no worse than a modern slaughterhouse. (Though, granted, it does disprove the myth of the enlightened herbivore living in harmony with nature.)

    The worse thing is: we have plenty of proof that they massacred each other just as well.

    E.g., there are remains of a village in Sand Canyon Pueblo which was, effectively, exterminated by some attackers in the 13'th century. (I.e., centuries before those guys saw a white man at all.) The attackers literally slaughtered everyone where they could catch them, smashed whatever they could smash, and burned the village down. It was never re-occupied.

    While that's admittedly a rather extreme example, simple raids to steal each other's food and women were a lot more common. As little as 13% of the tribes could count as "peaceful", in that they only raided their neighbours no more than once a year. So they killed a few, had a few of their own killed, life went on.

    Plus, here's an interesting thought for the noble savage proponents: if those tribes were so peaceful and living in harmony, how'd they get a warrior culture in the first place? You don't get a seafaring culture if you're on a mountain top, and you don't get a warrior culture if you're a peaceful confederation of tribes.

    Or long before Stonehenge or any contact with the white man, in Nubia there's a 12,000 year old cemetery where half the people had died of violence. It would be another 8 millennia or so until their conquest by Egypt, or 7 until Egypt itself got united by force, so it's hard to blame it on learning violence from the Egyptians.

    Just about the only "bright" side is that there's little evidence of neolithic slavery. They just killed male prisoners. If you were lucky, they'd kill you quickly and eat you. If not, they'd slowly torture you to death. (The Iroquois, for example, among many others, were pretty good at it.)

    Women were usually bounty of war, though, so I guess by modern standards it would count as sexual slavery. That practice continued all through the bronze age and early iron age (i..e., as late as ancient Greece and early Rome), by which time though it was properly filed as slavery. (Though still considered perfectly normal and civilized warfare.) Of course, the places which had remained tribal and largely stone age, continued it well after the fall of Rome.

    The history of Europe and Middle East is funny too in that aspect, in that we have the iron age catastrophe. We still don't know exactly what happened there, but whole cities were razed (and some never recovered or were abandoned and never rebuilt), whole populations displaced or enslaved, and generally it's destruction on an unprecedented scale. Europe rushed into the iron age arguably prematurely (bronze was still tougher than early iron) because, whatever happened there, thoroughly disrupted the tin trade, and created a bronze shortage.

    And for a parting thought, here's a funny one: population losses in modern warfare are measured in single digit percent. The USA lost some 0.32% of its population in WW2, the UK 0.94%, Germany lost a whopping 10.47%, and the big hit was the USSR with a whole 13.71%. (And in the USSR, probably half of them were due to Stalin's catastrophic leadership, so they could have been avoided.) The average for all countries involved is 3.70%.

    Well that's peanuts compared to tribal warfare. By tribal warfare standards, anywhere between 25% and 60% of the population would be killed in the nearly continuous raids and fighting. Roll that around in your head. You'd be anywhere between 2 and 5 times more likely to die in a war as a member of some "noble savage" tribe, than in the USSR during WW2.

    Heck, even Leningrad in 3 years of siege, famine and bombing, lost about a third of its population. And we see that as a major tragedy. (And rightfully so.) Now think this: in many tribes you'd be more likely to be killed in tribal war, than if you happened to be in Leningrad in WW2. Now that's a scary thought.

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    1. Re:It's even worse by maxume · · Score: 1

      Are there any noble savage proponents left?

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    2. Re:It's even worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You omitted a crucial word:

      Are there any noble savage proponents not on the political left?
      The answer is: no.
      All of the neurotic, Western-civilization-, self- and man-hating, historically revisionist, affirmative-action-as-a-tool-to-perpetuate-racism, take-away-your-liberties-for-your-own-good liberal fascists are indeed on the political left.
      Our task is to calmly ignore them and support common sense, the US Constitution as written, and liberty as a gift of God and not the State.
    3. Re:It's even worse by argStyopa · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "...remains of a village in Sand Canyon Pueblo..."

      My understanding (IANAPA I am not a pre-historic anthropologist) is that current speculation about the Sand Canyon Pueblo history is that there was some evidence of cannibalism by the Sand Canyon people over a long span of time, preying on neighboring tribes. The inference is that the neighbor tribes either finally got strong enough or fed up enough to resist, annihilate the Sand Canyon residents completely, and declare the place evil enough that nobody would ever live there again.

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    4. Re:It's even worse by Cyberax · · Score: 2, Informative

      And in the USSR, probably half of them were due to Stalin's catastrophic leadership, so they could have been avoided No, most of losses in USSR were civilian losses on occupied territories. Military losses don't even come close.

      It's a "little known" fact, but nazis wanted to exterminate Slavic people along with the Jews. For example, in Belarus alone about 3 million people were killed by nazis.
    5. Re:It's even worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of the neurotic, Western-civilization-, self- and man-hating, historically revisionist, affirmative-action-as-a-tool-to-perpetuate-racism, take-away-your-liberties-for-your-own-good liberal fascists are indeed on the political left.

      And it looks like they're going to have control of the White House and Congress for at least the next four years.

      And the worst part is I can't decide if that's better or worse than what we have now.

    6. Re:It's even worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "IANAPA..."

      How many times do I have to get a court order to prove you are the father!

    7. Re:It's even worse by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "d, but it's really no worse than a modern slaughterhouse."

      it's a lot worse, actually. Slaughterhouses are far more efficient.

      WOOT! Modern technology.

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  35. Re:How Many Date Nuts in a Bowl? by Mikkeles · · Score: 1
    Maybe Woodhenges.

    Woodhenge is about an half-hour to hour walk (past the barrows) roughly to the NE from Stonehenge. There is no wood left (obviously), but brown-painted concrete posts have been placed to replicate the original locations. more...

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  36. Re:How Many Date Nuts in a Bowl? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...the only month that insect has wings is August, but in all the studying of archaeological texts and English Heritage books, I have not seen any mention of whether climate or seasonal variations could change this.

    Have you tried biology texts?

  37. Why all the Religion? by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    I think Stonehenge was a Neolithic Beer Hall.

    RS

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  38. Is this article dated correctly? by siglercm · · Score: 1

    I'm being serious. I can't tell. Was this supposed to be dated April 1st?

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  39. And if the shoe doesn't fit...? by grikdog · · Score: 1

    Honestly, you CAN cram that much theory into a fact smaller than a Pooh Meson. You're just not trying, dude!

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  40. PreconceivedConclusion? by trooper9 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just from reading the article, it seems that the people who are doing the study have a preconceived notion of what they want to find or will find. And in just two weeks. Is this a science-like fluff piece by the BBC or is this supposed to be a true scientific dig that will be documented by the BBC?

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  41. Re:How Many Date Nuts in a Bowl? by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course there was no wood left. Woodhenge suffered the same fate as Strawhenge. Big bad wolf blew them down and three little piggies were relocated into the projects.

    (How this story lasted this long without an Eddie Izzard reference is beyond me)

  42. I included those, yes by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Last I've seen some numbers, it was closer to 50-50 between civillians and soldiers. That's including the 5 to 8 million USSR civillians killed in the Holocaust. Well, ok, maybe closer to 60-40, but still, the military deaths do come relatively close AFAIK. Still, I see your point.

    But more importantly, you illustrate an aspect that I failed to: that it took some senseless mass murders of epic proportion to come even to 13.71% number. If that senseless extermination policy on one side and Stalin's own terror on the other, didn't exist, the casualties of modern war would look even more tame compared to tribal warfare. Without all that senseless genocide, i.e., what it would have been if it were just the war alone, the toll of that war would probably have been more like 6% for the USSR. By contrast, your average chance to die by arrow, spear or tomahawk in tribal warfare instead of old age in your tent, could be as high as 60%. That's ten times higher. Mind boggles.

    But again, even including a mass-murder of such proportions that it scared the world, we still arrive at merely a 1/5 of your chance to die in a tribal conflict, for some tribes.

    That's the point I was trying to make. That compared to the stone-age tribesmen, even the most brutal modern war we've had, is actually less of a massacre. Even the fire-bombing of Dresden or Tokyo, or the nuclear bombs at Hiroshima or Nagasaki, don't come even close to the percentage of people killed with stone axes and stone-tipped arrows in tribal conflicts. I find that a scary thought.

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    1. Re:I included those, yes by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      No. It's NOWHERE that close. The civilian losses of USSR was the mindboggling 26 million people, military losses were about 9 million people (including the partisan forces).

      However, I completely agree with your second point.

    2. Re:I included those, yes by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      I thought it was 26 million _total_, including some 10 million soldiers?

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    3. Re:I included those, yes by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Yes, almost right.

      I cited these numbers from my memory. I now looked it up - the total losses are estimated from 23 millions to 32 millions of people by different studies. About 60%-75% of losses are estimated as civilian losses.

    4. Re:I included those, yes by dajak · · Score: 1

      the nuclear bombs at Hiroshima or Nagasaki, don't come even close to the percentage of people killed with stone axes and stone-tipped arrows in tribal conflicts. I find that a scary thought.

      This is true averaged out over the population of Japan. For the population of the inner city of Nagasaki and Hiroshima it was 100% inescapable and unforeseeable death. Same with the numbers for Russia, Germany etc: locally death rates are considerably higher. I find that lack of influence over one's fate scary myself. I prefer being attacked with a stone axe.

  43. I doubt it was primarily a place of healing by einhverfr · · Score: 1

    You have to understand that astronomy is central to agriculture. If you get your calendar wrong, you have problems growing things. Hence most ancient agrarian people tended to put a lot of emphasis on astronomy. In Egypt, the year was measured from the rising of Sirius at dusk because this was a good predictive measure of when the Nile would flood.

    The next bit has to do with the sorts of gods one would believe in. Well, if you are agriculturally centric, you have weather, land, the sun, and possibly the stars. Hence one tends to have gods of rain and storm, fertility gods an goddesses, divinification of the sun, and the whole thing tied into the stars.

    My guess is that Stonehenge was an astronomical monument which was also a place of worship relating to the celestial forces relating to agriculture (weather, sun, stars) and possibly a place of worship as relates to the whole agrarian concept of natural order in totality (hence including the fertility/land gods and goddesses.

    Could this relate to an early idea of healing? I suppose. Is that its central focus? I doubt it.

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  44. Visitors by darkshadow · · Score: 1

    "Modern techniques have established that many of these people had clearly traveled huge distances to get to south-west England, suggesting they were seeking supernatural help for their ills.'"

    Why is this clear? People travel to Stonehenge from all over even today, they can't all be expecting to be healed by the visit.

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  45. crackpot guide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I went to Stonehenge. The tour guide was a crackpot. He tried to tell us about the magical powers of dowsing he had. I think the mystical energy of the henge fried his brain.

  46. Further updates by jd · · Score: 1

    Many of yesterday's finds are believed to have been the remains left from a 1920s excavation, making establishing context hard. They have also found one piece of possibly shaped blue granite and evidence of flint knapping. Flint knapping may go along with the idea of a medical centre, as shaped flint (as others have pointed out in this discussion) is comparable to surgical steel and easy to sterilize. I'm not seeing any mention of quern stones, which is interesting. (Quern stones are heat-crazed, superheated pebbles that were dropped in water or food to heat it. Very common around settlements and camps.)

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  47. obligatory Arthur C. Clarke quote by socha23 · · Score: 1

    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

  48. Re:How Many Date Nuts in a Bowl? by treeves · · Score: 1

    I know what year Solsbury Hill was made, er, recorded: 1976. But it wasn't released until 1977. Oh, Silsbury Hill. Never mind.

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  49. Re:How Many Date Nuts in a Bowl? by jd · · Score: 1

    Due to the adjustments in the Gregorian calendar, I think you'll find you're 14 days off.

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  50. Skills by conureman · · Score: 1

    If you've tried your hand at flint knapping, you probably know something of human ingenuity. I crushed up around ten kilos of obsidian before I gave up trying to make a tool. I bled a bit on that job, and probably owe a lot to the polycarbonate goggles I wore. I started a fire once using friction, I hope I never do that again. It took me a week of hard work. I used store bought tools and twine to make my bow. Tool Steel depends on the natural ability of some alloys to hold a finer edge. The sharpness is part of the steel's property, and the true credit belongs to the work of generations of humans who have observed and utilised the properties of metallurgy and mechanics to devise these tools.

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