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Youngest Planet Discovered

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the just-a-two-thousand-year-old-baby dept.

qazsedcft writes "BBC is reporting that Astronomers have discovered what appears to be the youngest planet, being less than 2000 years old. If this proves to be true it could challenge our models of solar system formation."

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  1. oh yea by play+with+my+balls · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'd let the Youngest Planet nestle it's balls in my mouth.

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    I have enormous balls
  2. ahhh. by apodyopsis · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ahhh, another mighty fine piece of intelligent design there.

  3. Crap, I know what happened by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I think I know what happened. Jesus was making his promised return to the corporeal realm, but forgot to take into account the rotation of the galaxy, and popped up in the middle of nowhere. Seeing no Earth-like planets, he just poofed one into existence and is probably still walking its beaches at this very moment, leaving a trail of footprints in the sand.

  4. Re:I'm not that impressed by sm62704 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Glad to see that the above so-called "troll" was remodded to the funny it deserves. People without a sense of humor shouldn't get mod points.

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    mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
  5. Re:From TFA... by notnAP · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    So then based on my high six figure UID, the church would label me a heretic, an affront to the Bible's version of things, and good candidate to a stake-burning. It's a fair cop.

  6. Re:Perhaps it won't wind up being a planet... by bigtimepie · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That's no moon...

  7. Re:Duh, Jebus created it when he was born by Scruss · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Bill hicks was right, and funny.