Tsunami Spotted on the Surface of the Sun
BigBadBus writes "The BBC is reporting that NASA's twin spacecraft designed to obtain stereo images of the Sun have recorded a Solar Tsunami. The feature includes a fascinating movie of the images captured."
No sound? Lame...
"Anyone who [rips a CD] is probably engaging in copyright infringement." - David O. Carson
(tongue in cheek)
Let's go mega-surfin' Dude! It will be rad(iation)! I'll bring the 3.0x10^8 SPF sunblock, you bring the Unobtainium surfboards, and Cowboy Neil will bring the beer.
First, did it come out of Uranus?
"Where's the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering Kaboom!"
And as you tread the halls of sanity, You feel so glad to be, Unable to go beyond. I have a message, From another time..
I'm the same way. One of the things that gives me pause is when a publication states that something is "hotter than the surface of the sun."
... like it's so damn obvious and how much of a moron I must be to stumble over it every time.
I always ask myself a question whenever I read or hear that line: what surface? Where the heck do you define the "surface" in the case of a star?
I assume that somewhere at the sun's core you've got some type of phenomenally wacky material, and from there on out you're just looking at an energized soupy plasma that just gets progressively less and less dense. Even if you get to some point where somebody decides the pressure suddenly becomes worthy of "surface" status, it's still not going to be anything like a surface in the minds of most normal humans. The "surface" is roiling, boiling, and exploding with astronomical energies non-stop. That seems to me like trying to describe an exploding can of aerosol cheese as a cohesive solid, and I dare say we all know from experience how ridiculous that would be.
To me, referring to the surface of the sun seems akin to invoking the question, "what's the length of the coastline of England?" My answer would be, "on what scale?" But I seem to be the only one who feels that way, so perhaps I'm just in the dark over something. Has someone figured out some cool relationship between the gravitational ability of the sun to hold on to its own matter compared with the average energy of a certain layer of plasma or something? I don't know. I never hear it talked about. All I ever hear is that simple phrase, "the surface of the sun," used in article after article
Sometimes I suspect that someone, somewhere, with god-like precision simply declared one day, "no, this distance outward from the core represents the surface, and fuck you if you doubt me".
*shrug*
Whoever designed level 61 in Frozen Bubble is a sadistic bastard.