Daily Caffeine Protects Your Brain
Chroniton writes "The BBC has a story that many Slashdot geeks will be happy to hear: the caffeine from a cup of coffee a day can help prevent Dementia, by blocking the damage of cholesterol. (At least in rabbits) This is in addition to the already-known protection against Alzheimer's Disease. More research is needed to test the effect on humans."
like it's going to stop anyone drinking it anyway...
If you mod me down, I will become more powerful than you can imagine....
That's funny, because the more cups of coffee I drink, the crazier everyone else says I am. I must just be the only sane one, sitting here rearranging my pencils after my eighth cup this morning.
Surely the number of rabbits who enjoy a daily cup of coffee is such a small population as to be statistically insignificant.
The more you regulate a company, the worse its products become.
This week coffee's good for you, next week it's bad for you.
This week a glass of wine a day prevents altzheimers, last week that was classed as binge drinking and caused high blood pressure.
This week sausages cause cancer, no doubt next week they'll help prevent MS.
It's all a load of old cock. And no doubt a load of old cock either causes or prevents heart disease (depending which week you take your old cock).
simon
How do they know?
As anyone who's ever owned a rabbit will tell you, they're pretty demented to begin with.
And a rabbit on caffeine is just plain scary.
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Alzheimer's is a specific disease.
Dementia is just a general term for (usually) old-age brain rot.
simon
Here's a link to the actual article:
http://www.jneuroinflammation.com/content/5/1/12
I think its safe to say I wouldn't read much into this yet. How many times has medicine been burned by animal studies and other type of non-randomized lower quality studies in the past, only to have well done follow-up studies disprove the originals.
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Coffee helps protect against dementia.
But, it leeches calcium from your bones.
Still, it avoids erectile dysfunction.
However, it destroys a good night's sleep.
Yet it can keep you thin.
But, it might make you take up smoking...
And so on, forever and ever, until people admit that even scientists recognize the world is more complicated than a single factor at a time.
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Shut up and buy what the study sponsor wants to sell you.
Does it annoy anybody else that a cup of coffee is a standard in and of itself? A 12 cup coffee maker only makes 12, 5 oz. cups. Since when is 5 oz. equal to a cup? A measuring cup is 8 oz. the and cup that most people use for coffee is probably around 10-16 oz. So, in this study, do they mean the 5 oz. cup, the 8 oz. cup, or the 16 oz. cup?
Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
The study was with caffeine supplements, not coffee.
Opium was used as a treatment for disentery, arsenic for leukemia, nitroglycerin for some heart problems.
The bottom line is everything can potentially be a cure or a poison depending on proportion (Even water can be a mortal poison).
The truth is that we still suck when it comes to nutritional science. Mostly because it's hard to do proper science when your subject lives as long as you do.
I thought my rabbit was going to be perfectly healthy on a diet of hay and fresh greens. How many cups of coffee should he be drinking daily to be safe?
Adopt a rabbit!
"There are lower-impact sports, such as cycling"
Ah, but the trade-off there is that you have to wear those fruity little pants. No thanks, I'll risk the knee injuries.
"But this one goes to 11!"
The problem is that folks generally have this view that they could never run a marathon, so why run at all (extend that to any given sport)? The answer is to recognize that pretty much anyone can improve their fitness from where it's at today, and it's amazing to see how quickly the body can become accustomed to an increased level of activity, so long as the increase is kept within reasonable bounds. Being more fit makes just about every daily activity more fun and less stressful, and it amazes me that in so many of the 'self-help' TV shows that are on the tube these days, they turn to surgery for what is really just a lack-of-exercise problem.
Less is more.
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.