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Re:Here's who I'd pick.

On: MacGyver Film In the Works?

If only I had mod points. :-)
SLJ as Mac: "Does anyone have a Mother Fucking rubber chicken, so I can disable this Mother Fucking bomb!?!"

Thisisgreatnews!

On: Daily Caffeine Protects Your Brain

Caffeineisthebest!NowIdonthavetoworryaboutdementiaoralzheinersdiseases.Ivolunteertobethefirsthumantestsubject!AsamatteroffactIjusthadtwelvecupsofcoffeerightbeforeipostedthis!:-)Nowiamgoingtovacumthefloorsinmyoffice,Ihatedirtyfeet!Haveagreatdayeveryone!

AT&T is my ISP

On: ISPs To Filter Traffic For Copyright Holders?

And I think this is total Bullsh*&*^&*(&^*& CARRIER LOST...

Re:Link to the actual article

On: Predator-Style Helmets Allow Pilots to See Through Planes

Here is a better link. http://www.comicstatues.com/images/attfightpilot2.jpg The Emperor has already won!

I miss read that to be "Elvin Finalists"...

On: Eleven Finalists in Pentagon's Robotic Rally

I was thinking, "Cool! This is as close as we are going to get to: Ninjas vs. Robots." I need more coffee. ;-)

Re:Thanks

On: Do Not Call Listings to Expire in 2008

Don't worry, this will get posted on /. again. But most likely in two to four months. ;-)

Re:Phishing Attack

On: Monster.com Attacked, User Data Stolen

The parent post is informative!? I guess all of todays Moderator's are from the HR department and are glad they have finally found someone with the official handbook. ;-)

Re:Welcome

On: 8 Million Year Old Bacteria Thaws, Lives

In Soviet Russia bacteria freezes you!
All your germs belong to us!
Now, let me go get my tinfoil hat out of the freezer... Oh wait...

The lake was heard saying just before it vanished.

On: Lake Disappears into Andes

"So long, and thanks for all the fish!"