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Celebrity AD&D Character Sheets

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the kinda-funny dept.

GnomeIllusionist writes "In their continuing tribute to Gary Gygax, Wired has created character sheets for nine celebrities. Apparently, Stephen Hawking can do 10D6 radiation damage to his enemies and Rick Astley is a 20th-Level bard. Steve Jobs' black turtleneck is actually magical armor with +6 against edged attacks." Most of them are kinda cheesy and obvious- I wonder if you can do better.

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  1. Gaydar by Bodhammer · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This article invoked my +12 gaydar of seeing.

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    "I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
  2. Re:Should use Stormbringer System.... by gardyloo · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Oh, yes. Thank you. We'd all forgotten about the wheelchair thing.