Sweat Ducts May Act As Antenna For Lie Detection
Reservoir Hill writes "Researchers have discovered that human skin may contain millions of tiny "antennas" in the form of microscopic sweat ducts that may reveal a person's physical and emotional state. This discovery might eventually result in lie detectors that operate at a distance. In experiments, the team beamed electromagnetic waves with a frequency range of about 100 gigahertz at the hands of test subjects and measured the frequency of the electromagnetic waves reflecting off the subjects' skin. Initially, the experiments were carried out in contact with the subjects' hands, but even at a distance of 22 cm, researchers found a strong correlation between subjects' blood pressure and pulse rate, and the frequency response of their skin."
khasim (12/9/06): In a blind taste test, more people preferred Coke over the Pepsi that I had previously pissed in.
Ok, that does it.
I hereby ask that nobody ever refers to "tinfoil hat" in a deragatory manner anymore, because we are going to seriously need them.
(cue all known jokes about tinfoil hats, of course; but this is actually a serious post; when some guy will first need to use tinfoil to do any political activism, mainstrem medias should not be able to diss him just because "tinfoil hat" is linked to crazy people).
Don't take my posts literally; it's just code to control my botnet.
Surely they'll only get readings if the subject's engrams are out of whack? :)
Unless you're talking about being abducted by aliens, sounds pretty plausible to me :P
which is totally what she said
"reveal a person's physical and emotional state."
Forget the lie detector. Bring on the gadget that shows me what my chances are of getting lucky.
Great!
Science may soon match the mood detection ability of cats.
I can see the scale on this remote lie detector now ..... it would have to have a nice big round dial labelled in words (in big serif type) and a black arrow-tipped pointer pivoted on jewelled bearings which, thanks to a well-crafted damping vane, would sweep smoothly and hardly oscillate at all .....
..... "MILDLY DISINGENUOUS" ..... "FIB" ..... "STRETCHING CREDULITY" ..... "MARKETING" ..... "WHOPPER" ..... "SOFTWARE MARKETING" ..... and in big, red letters over at the far end ..... "YOUNG EARTH CREATIONISM"
"TRUE"
Je fume. Tu fumes. Nous fûmes!
The underwire in a push-up bra also acts as an antenna for lie detection.....
(GASP!) You LIED to me!
Knowing Google's lust for data collection, the Soviet Union is still alive and well inside the psyche of Sergey Brin....
Can you get the word out on this miraculous device. The smell of the computer lab begs to differ.
Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
Maybe this will result in more accurate e-meters? This would be great cause my hands get really sore from holding the cans during a long auditing session.