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New Botnet Dwarfs Storm

ancientribe writes "Storm is no longer the world's largest botnet: Researchers at Damballa have discovered Kraken, a botnet of 400,000 zombies — twice the size of Storm. But even more disturbing is that it has infected machines at 50 of the Fortune 500, and is undetectable in over 80 percent of machines running antivirus software. Kraken appears to be evading detection by a combination of clever obfuscation techniques that hinder its detection and analysis by researchers."

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  1. Designate Windows OS as Terrorist Tool by weyesone · · Score: 5, Funny

    Forbid Windows OSs from running in the USA because it's a defacto tool for terrorism.

  2. In soviet russia ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    ... the botnet detects you!

  3. Re:I am not trying to obnoxious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Less than 1%.

  4. Re:How does it get in? Duh! by ceoyoyo · · Score: 5, Funny

    They should just ban that .exe image file format. It's nothing but trouble. It doesn't even always reproduce the image!

  5. Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This is old news. We knew about this back in 1830:

    Below the thunders of the upper deep;
    Far far beneath in the abysmal sea,
    His ancient, dreamless, uninvaded sleep
    The Kraken sleepeth: faintest sunlights flee
    About his shadowy sides; above him swell
    Huge sponges of millennial growth and height;
    And far away into the sickly light,
    From many a wondrous grot and secret cell
    Unnumber'd and enormous polypi
    Winnow with giant arms the slumbering green.
    There hath he lain for ages, and will lie
    Battening upon huge seaworms in his sleep,
    Until the latter fire shall heat the deep;
    Then once by man and angels to be seen,
    In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die.

  6. Idiots by whoda · · Score: 4, Funny

    ""We know the picture... ends in an .exe, which is not shown" to the user, Royal says."

    If it ends in .exe it isn't a picture, you shouldn't keep calling it one.

  7. Re:Detection? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Two words: hardware firewall.
    Ok 2 more words: watchfor blinkenlights.

  8. Re:Scary by Kugrian · · Score: 5, Funny

    With a combination of three free programs and a bit of common sense, I haven't gotten a single virus or bit of spyware on my XP box in literally years. ZoneAlarm, AVG, and Spybot make a fantastic defense.

    ..and is undetectable in over 80 percent of machines running antivirus software.
  9. Re:I am not trying to obnoxious. by AndGodSed · · Score: 2, Funny

    I try. *bow*

  10. Re:I am not trying to obnoxious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've tried to run several exploits under WINE, only to have them crash.

    The WINE developers really need to work on the compatibility... :P

  11. Heed my words by illegalcortex · · Score: 4, Funny

    Beware the Botnet Dwarfs!

  12. Re:Designate Windows OS as Terrorist Tool by Trigun · · Score: 5, Funny

    FTA: "The primary C&C servers are hosted in France, Russia, and the U.S., according to Damballa."

    The new Axis of Evil?

  13. Re:I am not trying to obnoxious. by gripen40k · · Score: 2, Funny

    Heh, I think the size of this botnet is more than the total number of Solaris users to begin with.

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    Har?
  14. Re:Detection? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just browse pr0n until you come across one of those 'your pc is infected' warnings, then use their free tool. Works every time.

  15. Idiot-Proof a Computer by Prototerm · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... and God just builds a better idiot.

    A great deal of the problem here isn't necessarily Windows, it's the people who use it. In an attempt to make its operating system easier for the idiot to use, Microsoft has added "features" that increase the vulnerability as well, particularly the "I'm-ok-you're-ok-can't-we-all-just-get-along-and- share-our-deepest-darkest-secrets" design philosophy that's behind so much of the Windows experience.

    But the vast majority of Unwashed Humanity shouldn't even be using a *light switch*, nevermind a computer! Even otherwise very intelligent people are so completely clueless when it comes to things that come to them in email and on web sites. I swear, if I sent out an email asking people to cut out their large intestine and email me a scan of its contents, most of them would happily do it, and thank me for the privilege.

    I tell my family to follow two rules:

    1. Everything you read on the internet and in email is a complete and utter lie from someone you do not know, which will steal all your money, rot your brain, and leave you (male or female) with an unwanted love child. You should completely delete all email before reading.

    2. See Rule #1.

    Microsoft advocates Trustworthy Computing. I recommend Paranoid Computing instead, because *nobody* can be trusted!

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    "My country, right or wrong; if right, to be kept right; and if wrong, to be set right." --Senator Carl Schurz (1872)
  16. Re:It's sending to a predefined list by Skynet · · Score: 3, Funny

    Blast! Foiled again!

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    Execute? [Y/N] _
  17. Re:To all the Linux fanboys by basneder · · Score: 1, Funny

    Windoze suxxors! It and people who use it should not be allowed on the interweb! They should all be using [insert linux distro] Linux! Then, they wouldn't have this problem!

  18. Re:Designate Windows OS as Terrorist Tool by BattleApple · · Score: 5, Funny

    But more complex instructions like "save this to your filesystem, then open a terminal window and type 'chmod +x free_porn.sh', and then double-click it for free porn!" gives your victim just that little bit longer to realise that they're being conned
    Don't underestimate me.. I've performed WAY more complex operations than that in order to obtain free porn.