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Researchers Create an Automatic Backup Band for Singers

Researchers at Microsoft Labs are hoping to allow untrained singers to have their own automatic backup band in the near future. A new piece of software, "MySong", promises to take a sung melody and using a probability computation algorithm, generate an appropriate chord accompaniment. There is also a video of the process on the Microsoft Labs website. "'The idea is to let a creative but musically untrained individual get a taste of song writing and music creation,' Morris told New Scientist. 'There was nothing out there that could take a sung vocal melody as an input and then generate appropriate chords to accompany it. [...] Since people rarely sing at precise frequencies, MySong compares a sung melody to the 12 standard musical notes. It then feeds an approximate sequence of notes to the system's chord probability computation algorithm. This algorithm has been trained, through analysis of 300 rock, pop, country and jazz songs, to recognize fragments of melody and chords that work well together, as well as chords that complement each another.'"

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  1. Hope they are not wasting much money on this. by suso · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is nothing new. The first piece of music hardware/software I saw that did this was called Vivace or something like that and it came out back in 1994. There are also other programs in the past and present that do this.

    1. Re:Hope they are not wasting much money on this. by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Fuck this. This is just going to make pop music even MORE dreadful to those of us who actually appreciate the artistic quality of music. Oh, look, some blond whore can screech into the mic and it'll make the whole damn song for her! Yay! Yes, let's take one of the most important part of music creation and base IT off of a formula now, too.

    2. Re:Hope they are not wasting much money on this. by D'Sphitz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Uh, so don't listen to it... I don't understand why people like you get so angry over pop music, welcome to the free world where you can listen to whatever music you like, and hopefully let others do the same.

    3. Re:Hope they are not wasting much money on this. by King_TJ · · Score: 5, Informative

      The thing is, music has ALWAYS been based off mathematical formulas at its core. The "art" really lies in the musician picking and choosing options that work well together to create something pleasing to the ear. (Well, that plus the skill of being proficient in playing an instrument of choice, and/or talent in singing the vocals well.)

      I've played with software in the past that promised to build backing tracks "automatically". There's a pretty neat one called "The Jammer Pro", for example, or the more rudimentary "Band in a Box" software.

      The thing is, you still have to make musical decisions as to which portions of what they generate you'd like to keep, which you'd like to delete, and which give you some good ideas, but need "tweaking" to make the best use of them.

      The Jammer Pro, for example, would let you drag and drop in a "session rock guitarist" for example, and would write electric guitar solos to go along with the chord changes and tempo you specified as the "core" of your song. Some of these were really good! But you had to audition everything it made, and hit "redo" a lot to discard ones that weren't so good, before it came up with something that was a "keeper".

      I really don't envision a computer creating perfect "backing tracks" in real-time to any vocals sung into it. It's more like, it'll sometimes/often make "passable" ones, fun for karaoke or practicing -- but not worthy of recording.

    4. Re:Hope they are not wasting much money on this. by J.F.+Gallay · · Score: 5, Informative

      Vivace (now Smartmusic) uses preprogrammed MIDI files to accompany. It does not make it up. I teach harmony, and let me tell you that the vast majority of pop music out there is incredibly limited in its harmonic vocabulary. Out of all typical harmonic devices used to support a melody, your standard radio material probably uses about 5% of them. So, while this does seem to be a pretty simple and effective implementation of the same processes I teach to students, it is not that hard to do. As long as you set your sights on typical pop music, you can churn out the songs very quickly with sophomore-level training. As a professional musician myself, I for one welcome our new harmonic....oh, never mind.

    5. Re:Hope they are not wasting much money on this. by mpathetiq · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm not sure if you realized it, but the machine you are using to post on Slashdot can also be used to research, discover AND purchase all kinds of music! It's amazing!

    6. Re:Hope they are not wasting much money on this. by SeekerDarksteel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I really don't envision a computer creating perfect "backing tracks" in real-time to any vocals sung into it. It's more like, it'll sometimes/often make "passable" ones, fun for karaoke or practicing -- but not worthy of recording.

      Given that pop music is already arguably not worthy of recording, I'm not exactly sure that there's any impediment to this being used for pop music.

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    7. Re:Hope they are not wasting much money on this. by DCstewieG · · Score: 2, Informative
    8. Re:Hope they are not wasting much money on this. by Otter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly. People seem to have missed the point that this is an interesting innovation in expert systems, not a request to hold forth on how whatever dreary, droning indie crap they listen to makes them superior to everyone around them.

    9. Re:Hope they are not wasting much money on this. by ardle · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm not exactly sure that there's any impediment to this being used for pop music. I agree - in fact, since pop music is formulaic, it's probably best suited for this ;-)
    10. Re:Hope they are not wasting much money on this. by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 2, Funny

      I post on a teletype you insensitive clod!

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    11. Re:Hope they are not wasting much money on this. by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As a musician, I actually think it's kind of neat. I could actually have some fun with something like this.

      Machines cannot replace musicians. Music is emotional. It is improv. It is creative. Machines do as they are told, and even if they have some complex AI going on, they can still only function according to the parameters they are given. And since a human has to program the machine, the machine cannot be a better musician than the person or persons who programmed it. There is a difference between playing chords to a song and making it your own. Think of all the jazz standards, for example. How many different versions are there of, for example, Misty? Countless. Or how many songs use Gershiwn's "Rhythm" changes? Check this out: http://songtrellis.com/changesPage. Lots of chord changes there. But each version of each song is unique. Music is art. It's not about who is technically "better" or who plays the changes perfectly; oftentimes it the deviations from perfection that can make a song so compelling. Until someone makes a machine with the ability to improvise in response to the lead singer or soloist, convey emotion, *enjoy* music, and discover new things through taking risks and making mistakes, musicians won't become obsolete whatever that means, as if people won't still enjoy making music even if machines *could* do it better.

      It's a neat toy, and nothing more. And if crappy pop music uses machines for a backing band, who would even notice? With that form of music, the background music is like the tires on your bike, you don't care about them until they blow. The teenies who buy that crap don't care about music, they are buying into a fantasy that they can be cool and popular and all the crap the pop icon represents. I'd bet that the musicians who back the likes of the Backstreet Boys and Britney and so forth hate it anyhow, they are probably being paid well to be musically bored to death. I feel sorry for those guys. It'd be such a drag to back up a bunch of no talent rich kids. Now, that's a perfect job for machines. Automate the mundane, do the interesting stuff.

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    12. Re:Hope they are not wasting much money on this. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, look, some blond whore can screech into the mic


      Some Blond Whore is one of the best new bands out there. You should give them a listen.

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    13. Re:Hope they are not wasting much money on this. by billcopc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's a simple function of a limited resource. Only X many albums can be reasonably marketed in a year. The more shit acts there are, the less room that leaves for respectable artists.

      I'd much rather have algorithmic vocals than algorithmic music, but I don't sing so I'm clearly biased.

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    14. Re:Hope they are not wasting much money on this. by joseamuniz · · Score: 2, Informative

      And since a human has to program the machine, the machine cannot be a better musician than the person or persons who programmed it.

      This must mean that the people who created cars must run pretty fast.

      Computers have a very fast raw processing power. The fact that someone comes up with an algorithm does not mean that he can run it in his head at the same speed as a computer would. For that reason, the computer might be able to do much more (in our timescale) than the human who created it. If you don't believe me, go to Matlab and ask it to graph some complicated function.

      I'm not denying that computer programmers cannot come close to replicating a human being's creative process at this point. However, I don't see a priori reason as to why this will always bee impossible, as you seem to suggest. I think creativity is just a set of processes that we don't understand... yet.

    15. Re:Hope they are not wasting much money on this. by Gage+With+Union · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Machines cannot replace musicians in many circumstances yet. Music is emotional. It is improv. It is creative. Machines do as they are told, and even if they have some complex AI going on, they can still only function according to the parameters they are given.

      I am a Music Information Retrieval researcher, and I would emphasize that while programs do not "create from scratch" yet, neither do humans. The notes do not come from the ether, and all that life experience plays a role (I'm also a composer, so I can verify this, too). Our programs do not yet have a lifetime of experience with music, so perhaps it is not a fair comparison?

      Until someone makes a machine with the ability to improvise in response to the lead singer or soloist, convey emotion, *enjoy* music, and discover new things through taking risks and making mistakes, musicians won't become obsolete whatever that means, as if people won't still enjoy making music even if machines *could* do it better.

      We don't have all of those things yet, but we do have many parts of this, and we had it a long time ago (check out the works of Robert Rowe and George Lewis for instance). George Lewis' software had a listener and could make musical decisions about what he was playing, as well as what it was playing. We don't have a universal improviser for every style, but not every musician plays every genre either. Still, there's more going on that just the commercial stuff...

      I would also propose that Turing is a goal. We're quite a ways off, but there are examples: Phil Winsor has had the music generated by his programs used for TV commercials. There's been quite a bit of progress with machine learning algorithms and self-organizing maps in the field of Music Information Retrieval. We have rulesets for expressive performance (KTH and Generative Theory of Tonal Music) that give reasonably human performances of MIDI data, and we're working on combining these systems with analyses of expert performers.

      I have no interest in replacing human performers with computers, but I would love to humanize computer performers.

    16. Re:Hope they are not wasting much money on this. by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As a programmer, I can tell you that oftentimes the results a good program generates surprise even the author.

      And as a GOOD programmer I can tell you that the results of a GOOD program come as no surprise to me because that's how I intended it to work!

      As for music generation, someone said that music is emotional and yadda yadda. What the? Have you listened to any modern "music" lately? It's all the same shit with the same whiny lyrics about either drugs or sex and it's generally terrible.

      Good music is coming harder and harder to find. The Internet was supposed to open up new roads to finding music but instead all the shit found its way here and swamps the few good things that are available. The advent of computers has made it easy for any Tom, Dick or Harry to produce an album and release it online; and a lot of them are really just the same whiny dicks that like garbage popular music.

      My friend is in an excellent punk band. They do a mix of covers and originals, play a lot of gigs and sell CDs. Their latest offering was all made on the computer and they spent a lot of time using the computer to adjust the timing of particular notes or drum beats to make it sound better. Not that the result is bad but now it sounds like any other mass produced band; perfect; missing all the raw "randomness" that is a performance. They can do this because they're not paying some pro engineer at studio rates to do it for them - it's all in their own time.

      This is not to say that all music is bad, just that the amount of good stuff is dwarfed by the sheer enormity of bad stuff that's popping up day after day.

      A tool that lets any tool scream into a mic and generates a backing track for them seems like it's only going to exaggerate the amount of bad "music" that gets released into the wild when every tom, dick and harriet thinks they've got a winner because the computer processed the hell out of them and they don't sound god-awfully out of tune with even themselves anymore.

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    17. Re:Hope they are not wasting much money on this. by Trogre · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And create. Don't forget you can use that computer to create music.

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  2. Finaly, this is what the music companies needed! by arkham6 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now they just need to have artificial voices sing music, and random word generators to make lyrics, and the music companies can stop paying those pesky artists!

  3. Shouldn't be too hard... by EaglemanBSA · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...considering how unimaginitive most bands are today - the 1-4-5-1 progression is so prevalent in pop music, you can hum most songs on the radio within the first two minutes of listening to it.

    Experiment: pick three Linkin Park songs (from their frist couple of albums), play the first, and sing the melody from the second or third over it. You'll be amazed at how different they aren't.

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    1. Re:Shouldn't be too hard... by EmagGeek · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't forget the tired but reliable 1-5-6m-4 for emo songs that need at least one minor chord to project all that angst... oh my.. how angsty...

    2. Re:Shouldn't be too hard... by qengho · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Linkin Park songs...You'll be amazed at how different they aren't.

      Somebody took two songs, pitch-shifted one (and probably tweaked the timing a bit) and built an MP3 with one song in each speaker.

    3. Re:Shouldn't be too hard... by CompCons · · Score: 3, Insightful

      All music is fomulaic. How do you think Beethoven was able to compose music even after he went deaf? Bach's music has been used as an example of how the mathmatics of music is similar to Godel's theory. Ever seen two musicians "jam" together? Ever wonder how they can sound so great even though it's the first time they've ever played together? It's becuase it's formulaic, once you know the formula for jazz you can play with any jazz musician (assuming you can play an instrument). Get off your ignorant high horse. Our ears are trained to favor harmonious sounds and reject dischord. There are alot of very talented "pop" artists. The only reason they are considered "pop" artists is becuase their music became popular! That means alot of people like it, it doesn't mean it's crappy music.

    4. Re:Shouldn't be too hard... by kellyb9 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Experiment: pick three Linkin Park songs (from their frist couple of albums), play the first, and sing the melody from the second or third over it. You'll be amazed at how different they aren't. I'll take your word for it.
    5. Re:Shouldn't be too hard... by Skidge · · Score: 4, Funny

      Someone did the same with Nickelback (or some other similar crappy band) a few years ago.

      Ah-ha! Google found it for me:

      http://www.thewebshite.net/nickelback.htm

    6. Re:Shouldn't be too hard... by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, don't be so quick to dismiss the humble I-IV-V.

      Sure, it's easy to pick up and make a song with it. Sure, pop, rock, and just about everything else is built around the I-IV-V. That doesn't dilute the power of the I-IV-V. There's a lot to be said for taking a simple canvas and working with it. It comes from the blues and evolved to jazz (in the form of ii-V-I). It's a formula, and one that you can squeeze a lot out of. I could point you to some songs that use a I-IV-V that would blow you away. You probably could too. The V-I is a natural resolution and that's really what the I-IV-V is built around. I can think of loads of songs that are really just V-I and accomplish the same effect (there's a reason the IV is called the subdominant). In fact, show me a song that *doesn't* use some inversion of a V-I turnaround at least once and I'll show you a song that goes nowhere.

      The I-IV-V is like bread: it's been around forever and ain't going anywhere. It's a staple. Don't hate the recipe just because some people can't cook.

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  4. DMC-whA? by sirroc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So who is to blame if a song input from a user results in a generation of notes that is already has a copyright?

    1. Re:DMC-whA? by Zironic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In Sweden anything that has been made by a machine can't be copyrighted so I'd guess you can't get sued for it and the RIAA might even risk losing their copyright.

  5. Microsoft Idol. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's about what I was thinking. Actually the first thoughts out of my head were:

    "Oh, for fuck's sake! Is creating and playing music really that fucking hard?" I mean, people have been doing this shit for CENTURIES, folks! Millennia even!

    I can just see it now:

    Seacrest: Welcome to Microsoft Idol! And welcome to tonight's first contestant, Sanjaya! In our last round, Sanjaya blue-screened our backup computer band....can he make a comeback tonight? Let's find out!

    1. Re:Microsoft Idol. by Metasquares · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Creating complex music (not 1-4-5 stuff) is actually rather hard. Deceptively so, in fact, because it doesn't always sound hard until you actually try to write it and you realize that nothing sounds the way you thought it would.

  6. Paging Spider Robinson... by Minwee · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sure, first you reduce every song to a sequence of twelve standard notes. Then you start applying regular expressions to match the patterns, and before long it's meloncholy elephants everywhere.

  7. Yes, but... by Nerdposeur · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...even if you can get it to create long, coherent chord progressions, it still will have to stick to chords that match whatever was sung. Even if the system knows how to do jazzy chord changes and secondary function chords and such, an amateur singer won't sing a melody that will flow well with that.

    The melody and the chord structure fit together very intimately. If someone doesn't "hear" the chords they want in their head, they probably won't sing a melody that will need an interesting chord progression behind it to make it work.

    And of course, for any given melody, there are multiple possible progressions (do you want a IV or a I chord here? Or maybe a V7/V?). The singer will need to have the musical sense to choose which one they want.

    1. Re:Yes, but... by Sciros · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You're absolutely correct on all points. The system will create "best guess" chord progressions, in any case. I assume it's able to create several guesses based on a probability threshold the user sets initially (probably something like "show me the top 5 most 'fitting' progressions").

      Based on what it's trained on, the system will show certain tendencies. If after training it's boxed up and given to a user to work with (no further training possibly by user), then the user will have to learn what these tendencies are and adjust accordingly.

      And yes, to not create total rubbish the singer will have to have some musical sense. Just like how a "language model" is used to pick out the most-likely-to-be-correct translation from a lattice that the translation model generates in statistical natural language translation systems, the singer might need to pick out what he/she desires out of a set of possibilities the music generation system presents.

      So, if your point was that this system will not be able to instantly fulfill an amateur singer's desires, then you're definitely right. Ideally the system would be able to be further trained on music the amateur singer personally enjoys (or wants to emulate), and would also learn from the choices the singer makes when selecting progressions generated by the system. Over time, then, it would do a better job of mapping the singer's vocals to what he/she wants to hear as an accompaniment.

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    2. Re:Yes, but... by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That is and it isn't true. As someone who's often responsible for improvising harmonies to match a melody, it's quite possible to provide an interesting harmony to a boring melody and vice versa.

      My personal favorite example here is the popular song "Turkey in the Straw". The traditional harmony goes something like this (assuming the key of C):
      verse: C-C-C-C-C-C-G-G-C-C-C-C-C-C-G-C
      chorus: C-C-C-C-F-F-F-F-C-C-C-C-C-C-G-C
      However, this is a very nice more complex harmony:
      verse: C-C-C-C-C-Am-Dm-G-C-G/D-C/E-C/E-F-D/F#-G-C
      chorus: C-C-C-C-F-F/E-Dm-G-C-D-D#dim-C/E-F-D/F#-G-C

      The melody works either way, but the harmonies are quite different.

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  8. re by JohnVanVliet · · Score: 2, Funny

    what ever happened to talent like ELP or Boston

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  9. Singing in Tune trick by Simonetta · · Score: 4, Funny

    I 'discovered' that the best way to sing in tune (with recordings, or a group) is to cup one hand about one foot (@30cm) in front of your mouth and cup the other hand behind one of your ears.

      While singing, your voice bounces off the hand in front of your mouth and then gets redirected into your ear. Then you can adjust the pitch of your voice to harmonize with that of the recording. This really makes a difference in your ability to sing in tune.

      I thought that this was my secret trick until I saw the BeeGees on television long ago and Robin Gibb was using the same 'hand behind ear' technique to get his complex falsetto parts just right. The studio monitor fed his voice towards his ears.

        I know, I know, the BeeGees, don't laugh, during the years 1975 to 1979 they were best male ensemble vocalist group in the popular music world. Dorks maybe by current standards, but who are Slashdaughters to judge in that regard?

        Anyway, I realize that the last thing a Slashdot reader will ever do is sing. But most Slashdot readers have an obsession with doing things right, should the need ever arise, then in regards to singing, this is how it can be done right.

        I suspect that this Microsoft program, like all Microsoft pop culture products, will go nowhere and die a slow, embarrassing death should it ever get released. It sounds to me (bad pun) like the auto-play features found on those plastic WalMart keyboards that are too cheap and dumb to have MIDI ports included on the back. Microsoft should put this code into open-source and take a tax write-off on the development costs.

        And speaking of which, just exactly WHY is Microsoft researching automatic computer music product generation? If I recall correctly, don't they make personal computer operating systems and business software. I guess that it must be that since they found and eliminated all the bugs in their primary products that they were looking for a new challenge. And they want to get some of the glory that is coming from the Rock Star plastic button guitar weirdness that is currently popular among the less-musically-inclined sector of the population.

  10. Headline Correction by eno2001 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Was: "Researchers Create an Automatic Backup Band for Singers"
    Correct Version: "Researchers Create a BAD Automatic Backup Band for BAD Singers"

    OK. That was silly of me. But, I do have to say that if all music in the future was created like this, I'd probably stab myself in the ears. It's early in this game though... I suspect that once the concepts of the software are ironed out, the addition of more interesting chord progressions will happen. I'm still wondering how real musicians would wind up finding any use for this?

    I've been using computer based music sequencers since the mid 80s and I think the last thing any real musician wants to see is "Microsoft Composer". I can see it now, instead of Clippy, they'll have "Wolfy" which will be a horrid caricature of Mozart appear every time you start to create a song:

    1. You make something using minor 7ths and 9ths and Wolfy shows up, "I see you're writing an 'unhappy' song, would you like to make your song happy"?
    2. You start sequencing something very abstract and atonal and this is the way you've worked on music for nearly three decades, up pops Wolfy, "It looks like you're having trouble getting started, would you like me to show you how to do a basic major C chord progression"?
    3. You start inputing some heavy polyrhythms, and Wolfy butts in again, "Your song appears to be too rhythmically different, do you need help with a standard 4/4 beat"?

    Ugh... more and more reduction to the lowest common denominator. Back in high school a friend and I came to the conclusion that all highly popular music would eventually be one note surrounded by 4/4 beats and grunts for lyrics. This software certainly seems to be taking things in that direction.

    I keed I keed.

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  11. Please don't buy this by Riddler+Sensei · · Score: 2

    All I do, every day, is music. I am majoring in music and I don't have any GEs this quarter - I spend all my daytime surrounded by it. As such I LOVE helping non-majors with their music GE homework or talking to people about music (and not just "such and such music is good" but we discuss our OWN ideas on music that WE wrote). Now from that stand point this is absolutely awful. Why would they come and take a class for fun, learning, social interaction, and sell-fulfillment when they can belt into a computer mic like an over-sexed jackass? This is hardly "getting a taste of music creation" and it's just going to encourage people to continue to ignore music culture as a whole. Please don't spend money on this software so you can scream wildly and make a hardly listenable tune. Take that SAME money and free time and go buy a couple of lessons from a local guitarist/pianist/clarinetist/whateverist. The majority of us "classically trained musicians" aren't nearly as snooty and erudite as culture would have us look - we WANT to share this gift with you guys.

  12. Oblig. Grammar Correction by treeves · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Compliment each another"?
    chords and melodies cannot compliment one another, however, they can complement one another, like complementaty colors.
    and "each another" is just sloppy.
    I've got mod points, so I'm not worried too much about burning karma...thus the latent grammar Nazi comes out.

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  13. Combine it With Vocaloid for Completeness by WBDinnigan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It would be interesting (well, at least to me) to see this technology run in connection with Yamaha's Vocaloid technology. Vocaloid, as Wikipedia puts it, "is a singing synthesizer application software developed by the Yamaha Corporation that enables users to synthesize singing by just typing in lyrics and melody."

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vocaloid

    The English version doesn't work very well, but the Japanese version called "Hatsune Miku" doesn't sound all that much worse than the average pop idol. That, admittedly, isn't saying much, but it's a neat little thing in a way. Well, to me.

    If both were used in concert with one another, we'd have a wholly computer-generated voice being accompanied by a wholly computer-generated backup band. The human intervention comes in with the user typing the lyrics in, however.

  14. MS likes Rhythm changes by MonkeyBoyo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If somebody asks to be accompanied on an unknown song, most musicians will initially try the 4 chord progression known as Rhythm changes (named for Gershwin's "I've got Rhythm"). Often it works, and in listening to MS kludge it seems they likes their Rhythm changes.

  15. Ballmer song? by awtbfb · · Score: 2, Funny

    Has anyone set this to "Developers! Developers! Developers!" yet?

  16. People don't sing in similar frequencies.... by asterix404 · · Score: 2

    "Since people rarely sing at precise frequencies".. As any f-transform will tell you a human voice is going at about an infinite number of different sized, distinct sin waves. Maybe I just have a huge pet peave when I hear things like this because the only thing that actually produce a single frequency is an object. Human voices never do... in fact 2 people singing with the same note have different sin patterns... anyway

  17. Re:could be good by busydoingnothing · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As a music teacher, it is your paid duty to believe and repeat to students that everyone can play music. Have you ever considered the possibility that this is a lie? Have you ever considered that some people are made for certain things and others aren't? Everything is not for everyone. Singing karaoke makes someone a singer as much as Guitar Hero makes someone a guitar player as much as Madden 08 makes someone a football player.

    There's this notion of talent and notion of passion. These two go hand in hand. A person has a talent for music, and it is their passion that carries them through to bring this talent to fruition. Does it take a fancy piece of software to help someone discover this talent? Last time I checked, singing started with an open mouth and an "Aaahhh."

    Is it elitist for me to believe this? I don't think so. Yes, I am a musician. I started with the clarinet in the 2nd grade and became the youngest player in advanced band. When my friend was trying to learn/play trumpet in 5th grade, he struggled with Mary Had a Little Lamb after several weeks; I picked it up once and played it through. Since then, I learned guitar, bass, piano, and drums. I only took lessons for guitar, the rest are self-taught.

    Yes, it takes time and practice, but it also takes talent, and I believe this is something that is natural. I've tried different sports but was never any good. My dad has tried to teach me about cars but I've never had any interest. In an increasingly isolated world, we're starting to forget that everyone in society fits a certain piece of the puzzle that makes up that society. We try to be everything all of the time when we don't need to be. If my car breaks down, I can have my dad work on it. In turn, when he can't fix a computer problem, he can turn to me. When a guitar player needs a beat, he can meet up with a drummer and jam. When a singer needs backing vocals, he or she can meet like-minded individuals and form a group. We have the internet now to make this more possible, yet we seem to be going the opposite direction and disconnecting from everyone else, trying to forge our own miniature frontiers in our homes and apartments.

    Let the singers sing, let the musicians play music, let the athletes play sports...we are individual parts of a whole, not whole individuals.

  18. And The Most Important Band Of The Last 20 Years by nick_davison · · Score: 3, Informative

    Most music journalists will flag Nirvana as being the most important band of the last 20 years.

    Watch the beginning/end of Dumb on MTV Unplugged. Kurt outright admits that they can't normally play Dumb and On A Plain back-to-back "because they're exactly the same song" but that TV editing will fix it.

    8 million people bought Nevermind (On A Plain)
    4 million people bought In Utero (Dumb)
    5 million people bought MTV Unplugged (both)

    Apparently a good song is still a good song, even if you record it as two separate ones.