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Your Identity Is Worth Less Than $15

I Don't Believe in Imaginary Property writes "One of the more interesting tidbits in Symantec's Global Internet Threat Report (PDF, 105 pages) is the price sheet, which suggests that someone's 'full identity' is worth in the range of $1-$15. Your email password goes for $4-$30 and your bank account might fetch $10-$1000. With those prices, I wonder how often they pay more for the bank account than is actually in it? There's also an executive summary (PDF, 36 pages)."

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  1. No way! by moezaly · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course this article is wrong. Just look at how much all these politicians care about us.

  2. British ID card system by adpsimpson · · Score: 4, Funny

    So when the British government introduce their fantastic, shiney, new, biometric, uhackable ID card system, can we get them to buy our ID off us?

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  3. You're kidding, right? by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    a bank account might fetch $10-$1000. With those prices, I wonder how often they pay more for the bank account than is actually in it?

    How much do you assume the average person has in their bank accounts? I realize that living at home with your parents and not having to pay for rent, utilities, food, and clothes may allow you to skate by with a very low monthly balance, but the vast majority of people who work for a living have to have the cash on hand (in their checking account, anyway) to pay for all these necessities.

    But I don't suppose someone whose name is "I don't believe in imaginary property" would have a very solid grasp of the real world.

  4. Re:Who would trust Symantec by AndGodSed · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes. You said what I wanted - why should I trust the people who gave us Norton with my internet safety?

  5. Re:Who would trust Symantec by AndGodSed · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey... waidaminute... that wasn't me!

  6. Work from Home... by rodney+dill · · Score: 3, Funny

    1. Open lots of bank accounts
    2. Sell them
    3. Profit

    (It'd be funnier if it didn't sound so plausible)

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  7. Pretty accurate... by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your Identity Is Worth Less Than $15

    (checks bank balance...)

    Yeah, that's about right...*sigh*...

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  8. Othello, 2008 by idontgno · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who steals my purse, steals trash; 'tis something,
    nothing;
    'Twas mine, 'tis his, and has been slave to
    thousands:
    But he that filches from me my good name
    Robs me of about 15 bucks.

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  9. Re:IE vs. Firefox statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Opera?

  10. I want to sell mine by tritonman · · Score: 2, Funny

    how do you find sellers? I want to sell my bank account info fro $1000.

    1. Re:I want to sell mine by LordEd · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just post your account info here and we'll deposit the $1000.