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Climate Change Finally Impacts Important Industry

Socguy writes "According to a New Zealand scientist, Jim Salinger, the price of beer in and around Australia is going to be under increasing upward pressure as reductions in malting barley yields are experienced as a side effect of our ongoing climate shift. "It will mean either there will be pubs without beer or the cost of beer will go up," Mr. Salinger told the Institute of Brewing and Distilling convention."

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  1. Re:home brewers by Missing_dc · · Score: 5, Funny

    and I believe Gordon Parsons summed it up with a song.....
      (though I'm not terribly sure it was origionally his)

    Pub with no Beer

    It's lonesome away from your kindred and all
    By the campfire at night where the wild dingos call
    But there's nothin' so lonesome, so dull or so drear
    Than to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer

    Now the publican's anxious for the quota to come
    There's a faraway look on the face of the bum
    The maid's gone all cranky and the cook's acting queer
    What a terrible place is a pub with no beer

    The stockman rides up with his dry, dusty throat
    He breasts up to the bar, pulls a wad from his coat
    But the smile on his face quickly turns to a sneer
    When the barman says suddenly: "The pub's got no beer!"

    There's a dog on the verandah, for his master he waits
    But the boss is inside drinking wine with his mates
    He hurries for cover and he cringes in fear
    It's no place for a dog round a pub with no beer

    Then in comes the swagman, all covered with flies
    He throws down his roll, wipes the sweat from his eyes
    But when he is told he says, "What's this I hear?
    I've trudged fifty flamin' miles to a pub with no beer!"

    Old Billy, the blacksmith, the first time in his life
    Has gone home cold sober to his darling wife
    He walks in the kitchen; she says: "You're early, me dear"
    Then he breaks down and he tells her that the pub's got no beer

    It's lonesome away from your kindred and all
    By the campfire at night where the wild dingos call
    But there's nothin' so lonesome, so dull or so drear
    Than to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer

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    How amazed would you be to suddenly find that you just forgot what I wrote and you needed to reread my post.... again.
  2. Now THATS a problem by alexborges · · Score: 5, Funny

    I told you the world wasnt going to end, i told you it would be MUCH worse.

    Here we face a HOT future with NO BEER!

    I vote for the government to start giving away suicide packs (but not legalize mariguana).

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    NO SIG
  3. Hmmm... by AndGodSed · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now there's an inconvenient truth for you...