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  1. Re:Fat poeple like the night... on IT Night Shift Workers: Fat and Undersexed · · Score: 1

    Real vampires do not sparkle ( damn glitter sparkle fairies crowding our space)....

  2. Chem-trails and conspiracies on Airplanes Cause Accidental Cloud Seeding · · Score: 0

    This almost sounds like a lead in for "scientific excuses" for chemtrails.

    Oh, look, its the turbo-props causing the lasting contrail, those jets are not equipped with special sprayers at all.

  3. Re:Grow parts of fingers? on How To Grow a Head · · Score: 1

    I was going to reference that movie "Teeth" about the hungry vagina.
    Then I remembered he is a /.er, so that generally precludes productive contact with hot chicks, even if it is just serving them dinner ;)

  4. Re:Smells like bullshit on Google Slams Viacom For Secret YouTube Uploads · · Score: 1

    I saw an article recently that claimed that 11.something % of ALL web traffic was related to do-no-evil Google.
    An astonishing number (also astonishing is Facebook's 7.07%).

    With even 5% of web traffic able to be collected, categorized, linked, crosslinked and inferred through traffic heuristics...
    Holy Shit what a force to be reckoned with!

    It almost makes me feel bad for the average chump (Corps included, staffed as they are by AFCs), since they willingly give all this info to the bots.

    A properly paranoid person would ask for a search anonymiser(sp) to act as a proxy and hunt down random crap to obfuscate the real results.... Anyone know of a service like that I can use?

  5. Re:pig heart donors however on In Israel, Potential Organ Donors Could Jump the Queue · · Score: 2, Funny

    You certainly sound angry.
    Bitter even.
    You ever see Hedwig and the Angry Inch?

  6. Re:What does a toilet have to do with voting? on Disposable Toilet To Change the World · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow, who woke up the Grammar Nazi?

  7. Re:Most prolific? I doubt it. on Dr. NakaMats Is the World's Most Prolific Inventor · · Score: 1

    He's got nothing on Shampoo.

    This is Slashdot, most of the readers don't know what (non-caffeinated) soap is, much less shampoo!

  8. Re:Puny Optimists... on Space Exploration Needs Extraterrestrial Ethics · · Score: 1

    On the flip side, we'll probably look about as advanced as primates to an advanced alien life form, who will probably perform experiments on us.

    What is to say that is not already happening?
    Take a look at US government and the military and you will see the (self-proclaimed) advanced lifeforms are already doing this.
    (alien infestation theories aside).....

  9. Re:contingencies on Microsoft Secretly Beheads Notorious Waledac Botnet · · Score: 2, Funny

    ##Monkey Cow Chicken Fly 128!k93>>22k5gg91

    I find your proposition utterly preposterous! ;)

  10. Re:About $2K savings per month on Fuel Cell Marvel "Bloom Box" Gaining Momentum · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How about using this to power a farming community, using the farm waste to fuel your methane plant, and repaying them in electricity. Cow manure and agricultural waste make LOTS of methane. I have heard of farms that produce their own power(and a little extra to sell back to the grid) just off a methane based power plant fueled from the waste they produce. Once the bio-matter is properly consumed, the sludge can go back on the fields.

    Seriously guys, if we are going to go green, we need to look at self-sustaining systems.

  11. Re:Unforgivable! on Why the First Cowboy To Draw Always Gets Shot · · Score: 1

    Did they take into account emptying the clip? My Glock-23 holds 13 rounds and I'm sure I will pop off at least 10 of them unless I take a head shot.

  12. Re:http://maemo.org/ on Symbian Completes Transition To Open Source · · Score: 1

    While I am immensely interested in the development of Symbian(as I hate my work provided Windows "smart" phone) I am glad I am a sysamdin, not a developer. Knowing I could do wonders if I invested tons of my time seems somehow futile. I would rather ride the backs of skilled developers and provide constructive criticism (and lots of homemade beer) than do the actual work myself.

    Thank you for making me appreciate my role in this process so much more.

    If ever you find yourself in Fredericksburg, VA, hit me up, and I will gladly drop you a few liters of my 11% Warhammer Stout, just don't go to sleep with the provided buzz running, or you will understand the "warhammer"(to the head) part of the name.

    (if you are close to fxbg, and like to brew, let me know at djmissing- at - gmail -dot- com , I am making a wheat beer from raw grain, malting it right now. I'd be happy to give you a few pounds of raw wheat grain and a recipe to play with. after the coming storm, of course.)

  13. Re:Freelance decker on How To Get a Job At a Mega-Corp · · Score: 1

    Funny, I was wondering how he'd pull off an 8 to 5 job when he has the 4 kids from 7 to 3.

    Talk about a forgiving schedule or a kid-friendly work environment, and doesn't that interfere with their school. or does the megacorp handle their education too.... now that's inducting them into corporate culture early!

  14. Re:Yay! on Nanowires Inject Molecules Into Living Cells · · Score: 1

    Now your provider does not want an arm an a leg for shows,
    just blood!

    Wonder what pr0n needs?...

  15. Re:I missed something on 400 Years Ago, Galileo Discovered Four Jovian Moons · · Score: 1

    And let me tell you, it takes a hefty awl for the job!

  16. Re:Seriously? on Slovak Police Planted Explosives On Air Travelers · · Score: 1

    Thank you, Darkness404, for pointing out the cycle we are currently stuck in.

  17. Re:About time to arm ourselves on INTERPOL Granted Diplomatic Immunity In the US · · Score: 1

    What about an INTERPOL investigation into Obama's origins and his doings as the POTUS?

    Under this order, all that becomes locked and sealed away, including their evidence!.

    Talk about covering one's tracks!

  18. Re:It's a usrr supper weapon on North Magnetic Pole Moving East Due To Core Flux · · Score: 1

    It's a usrr supper weapon

    Much like Borscht!

  19. Re:my wife is an odd duck on Best Man Rigs Newlyweds' Bed To Tweet During Sex · · Score: 1

    When she read the article her first words were "Where do we get one of those?" O.o

    Funny, I laughed and called out the RSS summary to my wife who was playing with our kid in the next room and she had the same response!

    I said "Don't you think thats a little personal?"

    She replied "Not with one of these!" and shot me a big grin =D

  20. Re:Obvious (?) question on Super Strength Substance Approaching Human Trials · · Score: 3, Funny

    And if this promotes muscle growth where it is used most, most of us Slashdotters will end up with just one Superhuman Arm.

    "Hello, I am the Mega-Baiter!!"

    Disclaimer: I am married, so my arms would remain the same, but my wife would (through associated absorption) develop some massive jaw and tongue muscles......

    I love her....

  21. Re:buy compatible cartridges on What Do You Do When Printers Cost Less Than Ink? · · Score: 4, Funny

    The cost of building a trebuchet and enjoyment of launching the older printer over the Potomac River is well worth the cost of buying a new printer every few months.

    -- Missing_DC ( District of Columbia )

  22. Re:MS will probably kill it on Fixing Bugs, But Bypassing the Source Code · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Me-thinks someone sounds jealous they did not think of it first.

  23. Re:Fast is not always best on ARM Stealthily Rising As a Low-End Contender · · Score: 1

    Slow may work, but I would really like it if the ATM (and cashier/register) were quite a bit faster.

  24. Re:What a Troll! on Microsoft Freeloading In Washington State Courts · · Score: 0

    By some accounts we are all doing business as corporations, hence the all caps listing with SSA, DMV and most legal docs.

  25. motor control on Toyota Experimenting With Joystick Control For Cars · · Score: 1

    Motor control, yours, not the car.
    Not everyone can be a surgeon, not because of lack of funds, but lack of fine motor control. The size of the joystick makes a huge difference. How many of us were clumsy as F**k when we were growing up? Ever get an adrenaline rush? Remember the shakes that go with it? A near accident would do that for a person, and holding the (nice secure) steering wheel with both hands as you calm down is common. Imagine those shakes affecting your car. My Father-in-law gets tremors he can't control, what would happen to his driving? What if your blood sugar drops and you get shaky or lose your fine motor control? Too much caffeine or nicotine...
    Does the joystick support the weight of the arm that is controlling it? Most people cannot hold their arms out for very long, muscle fatigue sets in. I think the idea sounds good, but most people could not handle joysticks at all much less switch to them from regular controls.