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Central U.S. Earthquake Info

ronbo142 writes "The United States Geological Survey site has real time (or close to it) information on the now two significant events of the day. Check out their site to enter your experience and view other event specific information."

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  1. Oh noes we'll be Yellowstowned! by FatSean · · Score: 4, Funny

    That giant ring of fire is on it's way, just like TV predicted!

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    Blar.
  2. I slept right through it by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Which proves what I already suspected. My snoring is worse than an earthquake!

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    Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
  3. When will people listen? by peipas · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been saying all along, it's only a matter of time before the entire state of Illinois slides into Lake Michigan.

  4. God is a Civil Engineer by spun · · Score: 2, Funny

    See if she's heard this one. A mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, and a civil engineer are discussing God. They all agree he must be an engineer, but what kind? They each present their case. The mechanical engineer says, "look at the human body, the perfection of the joints, bones and muscle. Obviously, God is a mechanical engineer." To which the electrical engineer counters, "But look at the human mind and nervous system! Surely God is an electrical engineer!" They both look at the civil engineer, who shrugs and says, "Who else would put the sewer outflow in the middle of the entertainment district?"

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    - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
  5. Re:It woke me up by mitchellsoft · · Score: 4, Funny

    So how much did the Magic Fingers attachment set you back? 16 years, 2 kids, a divorce and a house payment. Isn't that what it costs everybody?
  6. Re:5.2 is not a big quake by Traxxas · · Score: 2, Funny

    good day high UIDs