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NBC to Create Programs Centered on Sponsors
explosivejared writes "It sounds farcical when you first hear it, but NBC has teamed up with an ad agency to produce actual feature programs that are centered around promoting the products of the network's sponsors. The network has already begun production on one sci-fi program entitled 'Gemini Division,' which will act as a platform for products from Microsoft, Intel, and Cisco. The programming will be broadcast via the network's 'digital properties,' e.g. the NBC web site. I guess it was only a matter of time for something like this to come along after product placement became the norm."
Make TV shows from ads?! That's so easy a caveman could do it!
My work here is dung.
So that means Knight Rider was picked up as a series?
No Scifi makes perfect sense, only in scifi could the protagonist succeed using Microsoft and Cisco products.
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re: Microsoft, Intel, and Cisco
So the heroes, they fight these companies then, right? Because with their collective ethical track record, to put them on the side of good would be...
Well, kind of fun actually. Like seeing darth vader sing a jaunty polka.
Just wait, the "Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour" can not be far off. Check your local listings.
It might actually be an improvement over current Fox shows.
Between that thing they called a debate and this, I'm beginning to feel like I am living on the set of the movie 'Network'.
... that I don't think that people will notice. I mean, with the crap that's on today people are used to sub-standard programming. And that's given story centric shows. So, if you're masochistic, try imagining the raging pieces of crap that are product centric.
Bring on the The Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour! I know that what I really want in TV is amazing advertising and a by-the-numbers plot, not cruddy shows where the writers are unconstrained by advertisers and free to write based on the artistic merit of their ideas.
Now if they'd just replace the news (it's depressing and boooring) with this kind of quality programming, TV may be worth watching again.
I need a mod -1: Bad Font. :(
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
A blender show is about the only one of these I'd watch. And only if it lasted under three minutes: Two minutes of "wow this product is awesome!"
followed by frappe.
If its The Microsoft Matrix" I'd watch it.
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You are trying to switch off a Microsoft sponsored show. Cancel or Allow?
The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
This is part of their war on piracy: make things so terrible that no one will want to download them.
Us Slashdot readers are far more intelligent, parking ourselves in front of a WoW screen with fly agape, saying "Thank you, Blizzard, may I have another month of grinding? Here's your cash".
Klingon programs don't timeshare, they battle for supremacy.
"Tonight the world watches in horror as an Earthling is eaten alive on network television. This grim scene of unimaginable carnage is brought to you by Fishy Joe's. Try our new extreme walrus juice. 100% Fresh-Squeezed Walrus. Ride the walrus!"
Guy 2: You said it. But we need to get it polished up right proper if we're to meet the deadline.
Guy 1: You know what this calls for.
Guy 2: Sadly, yes. Hey, Bob!
MS Bob: Did somebody call?
Guy 1: Yeah, we've got a turd that needs polishing.
MS Bob: No problem! Vista is a cutting edge operating system for your cutting edge lifestyle--
Guy 2: No, wrong turd, Bob.
Guy 1: We need to work your magic on this.
MS Bob: Gee, I don't know if I can do that. This polish is only licensed for Microsoft products. I might get in trouble.
Guy 1: Don't worry, I cleared it with tech support. They say it's totally cool if we do this.
MS Bob: But only just got a new chair in my office, I don't want to lose it.
Guy 2: What's this I see in front of me? Am I looking at a mangina? Gonna cringe and cry at the thought of a little harsh language?
MS Bob: Ok, fine, I'll do it! Now what do you want me to polish?
Guy 1: Got it right here, Operation Enduring Justice.
MS Bob: But this is an invasion plan! It says Iraq here but you crossed out the 'q' and wrote in an 'n'.
Guy 1: Told you we needed some help.
MS Bob: I think I need more polish.
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This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
Do you mean "early in the 21st Century"? Because even on Star Trek TNG, incorrectly predicting the past != correctly predicting the future. Even in the TV Show at the Edge of Being Entertaining.
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Except that 'Allow' will be greyed out.
it becomes lose lose, as they lose both ad revenue, and viewers. It becomes lose lose win, since they get to blame piracy in the end.
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4. 'Cheaters, Best Buy Edition'
3. 'CSI McDonalds'
2. 'Tampax Space Patrol'
1. 'Taco Bell Emergency Room'