Lost Infocom Games Discovered
I Don't Believe in Imaginary Property writes "Archivists at Waxy.org have gotten a copy of the backup of Infocom's shared network drive from 1989 and are piecing together information about games that were never released. In particular, there is the sequel to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy called Milliways: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, and there are two playable prototypes of it. And yes, they have playable downloads available."
Submitter's name: "I Don't Believe in Imaginary Property"
Summary of summary: Some people got ahold of someone's hard drive and published the contents online.
Yeah.
Now all you have to do is not panic if these pages get slashdotted... just... DON'T... PANIC.
I was in fourth grade when I first played with the Zork triology of text-adventure games on the C-64. An innocent kid and budding geek, I tried feeding novel combinations of nouns and verbs to the primitive parser.
I tried "EAT LAMP"... got back "You can't eat the lamp."
"EAT BREAD"... "That was delicious."... Etc.
I tried "EAT ME". I couldn't comprehend why my dad, who had just bought the game for me and was supervising over my shoulder, started laughing so hard.
Several years later I finally understood why he laughed even harder when the computer responded:
"Auto-cannibalism is not the answer."
You can mod this offtopic, but those 1983 game designers had a real sense of humor and subtly implemented it in 64KB.
it's a blue bright blue Saturday hey hey
He cloned himself in a tragic accident involving an improbability generator, an elastic band and a Rezrov scroll.
It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
>look
West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
>kill mailbox with hands
I've known strange people, but fighting a small mailbox?
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It wasn't really a backup drive. They actually put the file in the Thing That Your Aunt Gave You That You Don't Know What It Is and lost it, but it just turned up again.
There's a perfect xkcd for my sig but I'm too lazy to look it up. sudo someone go find it.
There is no such thing as "USENET". It's only a rumor.
.... Um. Er.
Now, time to go back to trolling alt.
LOOK! A pony!
"The fight for freedom has only just begun." - Geert Wilders