Last-Minute Glitch Holds Up Windows XP SP3
An anonymous reader sends word that Microsoft Windows XP SP3, which had been scheduled to hit the Web today, was pulled back at the last minute. SP3 apparently broke a Microsoft application, Microsoft Dynamics Retail Management System. Their solution is to set up a filter to make sure that no system running the affected software will get automatically updated; once the filter is in place, SP3 will be released to the Web. A fix for the incompatibility will follow.
It's a shame they don't have full access to all Microsoft products to test this long before the release date.
According to a leaked recording from Microsoft's secret underground Quality Assurance Lair, the real reason was a bit more complicated. Here's a transcription from the files that I received:
"Hey, guys! Why is this chair stuck inside SP3? How does this kind of stuff get in here anyway? We can't ship it like this!"
This kind of thing happens more ofteh than you might think.
People actually use that POS?
getting all those glitches in on time for release.
SP3...apparently broke a Microsoft application, Microsoft Dynamics Retail Management System...
Service Pack withdrawn because it breaks the Microsoft DRM System. Cue tinfoil hats.
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I'm amazed the submitter didn't go for the glitzy headline: "Microsoft breaks RMS"
They should have just filled out a Karnaugh map and done the overlapping square trick. That gets rid of some glitches.
You are welcome on my lawn.