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NewYorkCountryLawyer Debates RIAA VP
NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "At Fordham Law School's annual IP Law Conference this year, Slashdot member NewYorkCountryLawyer had a chance to square off with Kenneth Doroshow, a Senior Vice President of the RIAA, over the subject of copyright statutory damages. Doroshow thought the Jammie Thomas verdict of $222,000 was okay, he said, since Ms. Thomas might have distributed 10 million unauthorized copies. NYCL, on the other hand, who has previously derided the $9,250-per-song file verdict as 'one of the most irrational things [he has] ever seen in [his] life in the law', stated at the Fordham conference that the verdict had made the United States 'a laughingstock throughout the world.' An Australian professor on the panel said, 'The comment has been made a few times that America is out of whack and you are a laughingstock in the rest of the world. As the only non-American on the panel, that's true. We do see the cases like Thomas in our newspapers, and we think: "Wow, those crazy Americans, what are they up to now?"
This whole notion of statutory damages is not something that we have within our Copyright Act. You actually have to be able to prove damage for you to be able to be compensated for that.' NYCL also got to debate the 'making available' issue, saying that there was no 'making available' right in US copyright law, despite the insistence of the program's moderator, the 'keynote' speaker, and a 'majority vote' of the audience that there was such a right. The next day, two decisions came down, and a month later yet another decision came down, all rejecting the 'making available' theory."
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Sure was a long summary... wait... you bastards, you tricked me into reading the article!
Additionally, his real name is NewYorkCountryLawyer. This by itself was news enough for me to read the story.
But it is the RIAA who've sunk lower and lower in my opinion over the years, so that's my justification for reading it.
Couldn't NYCL have gotten a sock puppet to post this to soothe my feelings about conflict of interest? I keep hearing about a guy named twitter....
Assuming a bitrate of 256Kb/s, that's 1/32nd of a second. You may as well sue me over that comma; I apparently just plagiarized your post.
I just read Slashdot for the articles.
Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
HA! You weren't counting on me posting in Klingon! Take that you lawyers!
Yeah, my karma sucks....but so do the mods.
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I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your failure to correctly post even a simple classic troll simply doesn't measure up to the high standards we have here at slashdot. You see, unlike at digg or fark, we here at slashdot have a rich tradition of truly great trolling, and because of this we attract only the best and brightest of the trolling community. Our trolls gone on to lead very rich and lucrative careers in exciting and rewarding fields such as shills for Microsoft and Comcast management. Who do you think came up with the whole "make available" scheme the RIAA uses? That's right, a former slashdot troll!
So please, in the future put more care and thought into your trolling. Remember that you are walking the path blazed by such luminaries as the GNAA and that you stand beside such greats as the shit eater troll and the ASCII goatse guy. So in the future try to remember the greats that came before you along with your trolling peers and live up to their high standards. Thank you for your time and may you have a successful career trolling here at slashdot!
ACs don't waste your time replying, your posts are never seen by me.
Is it just me or does this conjure memories of <every-film-you've-seen-involving-an-exorcism>, where the malignant spirit is mocking the priest as he attempts the exorcism ?
Requiem for the American Dream
I think there's a picture of the good Professor next the "ad hominem" in the dictionary. Or, at least, there will be on the Wikipedia soon.
I personally had to not laugh out loud when I read the idea that a lawyer thinks a room full of lawyers is a fair representation of the "intellectual elite". To me that's not unlike saying a jar full of leeches are a fair representation the most medicinally beneficial animals. Sure, sometimes they're useful, but generally they're just out to suck your blood.