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  1. Re:O Brave Achilles on Why the Mediterranean Is the Net's Achilles' Heel · · Score: -1

    What, no token midget/Vulcan dance a la Star Trek? I think a little Tweedle Dee/Tweedle Dum recital is in order here!

  2. World of Warcraft Players Disappointed on Researchers One Step Closer To Creating Life · · Score: -1

    Misread article as "Gamers one step closer to getting a life".

  3. Hi, I'm Spongebob! on First Flight of Jet Powered By Algae-Fuel · · Score: -1

    Fly me to Bikini Bottom! I'm ready, I'm ready!!!

  4. DTV Transition Made Easy on DTV Coupon Program Out of Money · · Score: -1
  5. Here You Go! on The Exact Cause of the Zune Meltdown · · Score: -1
  6. ZDNet Is Full Of Pro-MS on First Look At Windows 7 Beta 1 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    They delegate Wal-Mart's selling the IPhone to a side note and instead are more concerned with Mary Jo's "Windows Name Of The Day" stories. ZDNet is the Enquirer of IT news.

  7. Re:I can has furst poest?! on Majel Roddenberry Dies At 76 · · Score: -1

    Too late, I already ass raped her warm body before it got stiff.... The force was strong in this one.

  8. "Experts Advising Users Not To Use IE" on Microsoft Rushes Internet Explorer Patch · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This is the best advice the experts have given in years.

  9. Re:Fortunately or unfortunately on German Gov't Donates 100,000 Images To Wikipedia · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    The last Jew in Vinnista? Damn he must have been rich!!!

  10. 999,999 Of Them Are Of Scat Porn on German Gov't Donates 100,000 Images To Wikipedia · · Score: -1

    1 is of Heino rocking the house.

  11. Elmer's Glue, Dental Floss, A Needle, & Duct T on Doctor Performs Amputation By Text Message · · Score: -1

    MacGyver would have knitted him a damn arm.

  12. If They Were WAMU Acorns on Acorns Disappear Across the Country · · Score: -1

    They are now under the JP Morgan Chase oaks.

  13. As A Long-Time Interstitial Partner and Supporter on Folding Screen For Mobile Phones Unveiled · · Score: -1

    I am thoroughly shocked that you would encourage your readers to skip the interstitial. Interstitials are an important part of our erectile-dysfunctional segment of readers, and to say that they should skip it is like telling them to skip a half-erect jackoff session.

  14. Godzilla Has Lawyers? on The Real Monsters Behind Godzilla · · Score: -1

    Better change his name to JEWZILLA.

  15. Don't Let This Die on Microsoft Moves To Quash Case, End E-mail Revelations · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Someone has to take a stand against this idiot corporation...we were taken for a ride for Windows ME, don't let them get away with this piece of shit called Vista. My next computer will be a Mac. Fuck you Gates and Ballmer.

  16. Drown Him on Physicist Admits Sending Space-Related Military Secrets To China · · Score: -1, Troll

    In shrimp flied lice.

  17. Re:The Year Was 2005 ... on The Science of the Lightsaber · · Score: -1, Troll

    Someone SERIOUSLY needs to get laid. Get a grip buddy.

  18. Anyone Notice The Dates? on 75 Comics That Are Being Made Into Films · · Score: 1, Funny

    Nothing goes past 2012? Maybe Hollywood knows something we don't..... Mayan Calendar, End of the World????

  19. Re:Mr. Heilmann, you should talk to Mrs. Streisand on Politician Forces German Wikipedia Off the Net · · Score: -1

    Ever heard of Telemundo dumbass?

  20. Re:No directions? on Google Earth Recreates Ancient Rome · · Score: -1

    If you're typing this from SoCal it's reasonable to assume you're being consumed by flames at this moment.

  21. Oh, Now I Bet The Knights Of Ni! Isn't Original on Dead Parrot Sketch Is 1,600 Years Old · · Score: -1

    It's the Centurions of Ecki Ecki Ptang Whoop Boing......

  22. Moon Base Dell Support Center on India's Chandrayaan Lands Impact Probe On the Moon · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is "Patrick". How can I be of assistance?

  23. Annoyance? on Review: Gears of War 2 · · Score: -1, Redundant

    "Gears of War 2 does have its annoyances. When you deal a ton of damage to an enemy, he'll drop to the ground, mortally wounded, and start dragging himself away. If one of his teammates reaches him in time, they can heal him, and bring him back into the fight." - Err...can't you do the same thing with one of your teammates? Double standard much?

  24. I Hereby Decree on The Laptop Celebrates Its 40th Year · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    That I am first!!!

  25. Not First, But on Discuss the US Presidential Election & Health Care · · Score: -1

    SECOND!!!