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DVD Porn Viruses Ravage US Soldiers' Computers

stevegee58 writes "Tom Ricks' Inbox in the Sunday Washington Post reported that bootleg DVDs purchased in Iraqi markets ('souks') are frequently infected with viruses. Iraqi soldiers were affected as well; electronic interaction between Iraqi and US soldiers frequently resulted in a corresponding exchange of viruses from these infected DVDs."

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  1. Sexually Transmitted Disease by Thalagyrt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gets a whole new meaning now.

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    1. Re:Sexually Transmitted Disease by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 3, Funny

      So remember, no sex if safe sex, but if you watch sex use Norton!

    2. Re:Sexually Transmitted Disease by cp.tar · · Score: 5, Funny

      But seriously, what is the world coming to?

      Previously, at least soldiers could count on running around, meeting interesting people, shooting them and raping their women.
      Of course, often that also meant some kind of medical treatment afterwards, usually including some nasty shots of penicillin, but that was a small price to pay for the vast spread of one's genetic material.

      Nowadays, the only virus you can get as a soldier infects your computer while you jack off to porn?
      Really, they shouldn't have gone all the way to Iraq for that.

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    3. Re:Sexually Transmitted Disease by cp.tar · · Score: 5, Funny

      So remember, no sex if safe sex, but if you watch sex use Norton!

      With Norton, you'll still get infected, but the system will slow down just enough that a DVD movie becomes a slideshow.

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    4. Re:Sexually Transmitted Disease by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

      You wanna say the whole war in Iraq was just a lot of dick waving and mostly a masturbatory experience for a couple people?

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    5. Re:Sexually Transmitted Disease by Binkleyz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You know, I'm fairly certain (at least I hope so) that you're either joking or just being a troll (in which case, I'm falling directly into your trap), but as (maybe one of the few) people on this site that were also previously in the military, I'm just about as offended as humanly possible at your comment above.

      Not everyone that goes into the military is a knuckle-dragging Neanderthal, and quite a few of us are above average in terms of intelligence. I spent 6 years in the Navy, and I (nor anyone I knew) didn't shoot, rape OR pillage anyone.

      On a site like this one, where people from the outside would presume everyone is a pasty and pimply 34 year old living in their parent's basement, I really would expect (just a little) a little more tolerance and less assumption from the people involved.

    6. Re:Sexually Transmitted Disease by aplusjimages · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think they call it STDVD.

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    7. Re:Sexually Transmitted Disease by zacronos · · Score: 5, Funny

      On a site like this one, where people from the outside would presume everyone is a pasty and pimply 34 year old living in their parent's basement, I really would expect (just a little) a little more tolerance and less assumption from the people involved. You must be new here!
    8. Re:Sexually Transmitted Disease by cp.tar · · Score: 4, Funny

      You know, I'm fairly certain (at least I hope so) that you're either joking or just being a troll (in which case, I'm falling directly into your trap),

      FWIW, the part that offended you was mostly a joke.

      but as (maybe one of the few) people on this site that were also previously in the military, I'm just about as offended as humanly possible at your comment above.

      Now you just flatter me. I didn't even mention many things that would offend a much greater number of people, but which would not be funny in the least.

      Not everyone that goes into the military is a knuckle-dragging Neanderthal, and quite a few of us are above average in terms of intelligence.

      I know quite a number of people of various IQ levels who've been to war. IQ and the ability to commit a war crime are not that related that I'd consider that comment as any kind of explanation.
      And their war was much closer to home than yours.

      I spent 6 years in the Navy, and I (nor anyone I knew) didn't shoot, rape OR pillage anyone.

      Yeah, I've heard quite a lot about seamen.

      Sorry, but you really walked into that one. ;)

      On a site like this one, where people from the outside would presume everyone is a pasty and pimply 34 year old living in their parent's basement, I really would expect (just a little) a little more tolerance and less assumption from the people involved.

      Don't take it all so seriously; beneath the irritating tone of my post there is some relatively sound biology.

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    9. Re:Sexually Transmitted Disease by Jumperalex · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Please do everyone a favor and learn the difference between the military, an instrument of national power, and the GOVERNMENT that wields it. If you want to meet a person who abhors war, talk to a soldier. If you want to judge someone for wanting to "kill people after the Cold War finished" I suggest you look at the people who decide when and where to send the military. I'll give you a hint, they don't wear uniforms.

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    10. Re:Sexually Transmitted Disease by cp.tar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Any one of the geeks here could pass it with one hand tied under the desk.

      Yes, but we geeks have had lots of practice doing things one-handed, with the other hand tied up with something else under the desk.
      Really, it would almost be unfair advantage.

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    11. Re:Sexually Transmitted Disease by phulegart · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Well, I'm not a pimply-faced anything. In fact, I work in the busiest computer repair shop near Camp Lejune (see Marine Boot Camp). I repair laptops (and desktops) all day long that belong to soldiers. I'm regularly cleaning Iraq out of the laptops, and I'm just talking dirt and grime. However, all of them... and I do mean all of them, come in infected with malware, spyware, and viruses. Not only your Smitfraud.C based infections (Smitfraud, virus heat, etc.) but porn dialers, porn redirects and browser hijacks... you name it.

      As far as tolerance is concerned, I'm glad that all these marines appear to know absolutely nothing about keeping their machines clean. It keeps me in a paycheck. However, I don't have much tolerance for people who insist that this might be an overblown story. As far as the Parent comment about rape and pillaging... our armed forces have changed radically since the Vietnam days. You can't necessarily blame the guy for his comment though. If what I'm cleaning off these machines is any indication... even if our armed forces aren't raping and pillaging, they sure are thinking of it. Where they are going on the web to screw up their machines like they are points to that conclusion.

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    12. Re:Sexually Transmitted Disease by cp.tar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Humor of all kinds (satire included) needs to have an element of truth in it to be funny. In other words, in order to find his "joke" funny, you would have to believe (on some level) that the US military really DOES go out and commit atrocities on a regular basis.

      Actually, no, you would not.

      You would merely have to know enough history to know that the modus operandi described in my post has been characteristic for invading armies since the invention of armies.
      Then you would have to notice that I actually implied that American soldiers were kind of wusses for not raping and pillaging, since all they really do is jack off to porn.

      The rest of your post I would rather not comment on in great detail; let it suffice to say that the rest of the world has a bit different view of your army. And of your country.

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    13. Re:Sexually Transmitted Disease by cp.tar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If they abhor it so much, why the HELL did they VOLUNTEER to do it?

      Well, first of all, you only get to abhor the war as much when you've actually participated in one. Or four.

      Furthermore, some people join up in order to finance their education, hoping to hell there would never be a war they would have to fight in.

      Then again, as a Croatian citizen, I know fairly well what kind of people also joins the military and fights in wars.
      You get all kinds, and thus all generalizations are false.

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    14. Re:Sexually Transmitted Disease by Marillion · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As for military service, It would do most of the slashdot community some good.

      But, it comes with some very serious strings attached. I abhor the idea that killing is a solution to any problem. A soldier (or airman, seaman, marine) is given a gun. A gun is a machine designed to kill. The idea is kill your killer before he kills you. This is a morally dubious proposition and incompatible with the Christian theology I grew up with.

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    15. Re:Sexually Transmitted Disease by jhol13 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      you only get to abhor the war as much when you've actually participated in one. Are you claiming it is not enough that my parents had to live in one? Or to know how the war "works"?

      Am I not allowed to abhor natural disasters as I have not been in any?

      If they are stupid enough to enlist just to finance, well they do not deserve my "tolerance".
    16. Re:Sexually Transmitted Disease by cp.tar · · Score: 5, Interesting

      In Yugoslavia there used to be something called ORA(s), which is an acronym I can't readily translate, but which included very large groups of young people doing some pretty hard jobs for a period of time, e.g. (rail)roadbuilding.
      This is a form of service I can subscribe to and would actually like to see re-instated in Croatia. For one, if high-school kids today just picked up the trash arund their schools and rebuilt the demolished bus stops, they would be less prone to littering and demolishing them all over again. IMO, of course.

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    17. Re:Sexually Transmitted Disease by cp.tar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I lived through a war.
      However, I lived in the capital, which was only a target of several air raids.
      Some of my friends survived regular bombings day after day, night after night; some of them had their parents and other relatives killed; some were re-settled or lived in camps.

      Do you think my feelings about the war are as deep and as strong as theirs?
      I'm pretty anti-war and anti-military myself, for various reasons, but I will never ever try to imagine I can feel as deeply about it as they do.

      As for financing your education... people do what they can. Or what they have to. I refuse to judge their choices as long as they act humane.

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    18. Re:Sexually Transmitted Disease by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 3, Funny

      And the olny weigh to fix a p

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    19. Re:Sexually Transmitted Disease by hummassa · · Score: 5, Funny

      You wanna say the whole war in Iraq was just a lot of dick waving and mostly a masturbatory experience for a couple people? Are you saying it isn't??
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    20. Re:Sexually Transmitted Disease by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 4, Funny

      And the only way to fix a post where you made a mistake is to repost it.

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    21. Re:Sexually Transmitted Disease by cp.tar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      1. You can think what you want, but can you really argue that the US Army is a quality force? "Best trained" as the OP said is a little presumptuous. Israel does a damn fine job, for example.

      A well-trained force? Sure.
      Best in the world? I wouldn't really know, and I don't really care.

      2. It should be noted that you most likely live in an allied state (either a NATO country or one in the western hemisphere) OR an enemy/former-enemy state like the old soviet bloc. If you live under the latter, well, I understand why you'd say such a thing. However, if you live in the former, please consider this: The US has, for 50 years, guaranteed your safety. It may not seem like much to you. But please, consider it: We've made a treaty that says that if you're attacked by nuclear weapons that we would consider that an attack upon our own soil and retaliate as necessary.

      Since the USA is not the only country in the NATO with nuclear weaponry, do keep in mind that each of the other countries in the NATO has said absoutely the same thing.
      Frankly, if my country is attacked with nuclear weaponry, I don't give jack shit how you will retaliate; I'll have been incinerated and/or irradiated to the degree of absolute apathy by that point.

      Furthermore, during the Cold War, it seems to me that you benefited way more from that treaty; the USSR was more likely to nuke you than us. With several European nations armed with nuclear weaponry, they were much less likely to try anything.

      I don't believe in altruism in high politics; if it hadn't benefitted you and you primarily, you wouldn't have signed the treaty. Case in point: Tokyo Treaty.

      BTW, your either-or logic is severely flawed: I was born in Yugoslavia, which has since fallen apart in a nasty little bunch of nasty little wars. We were neither in the Allied nor in the Soviet block, and Croatia is only now about to enter NATO. Probably.
      Yugoslavia was Non-Aligned, which I still consider the best position in the dick-measuring contest you had with the Russians.

      In other words, we, the American People, would deliberately involve ourselves in full nuclear exchange just to protect you and your countrymen.

      Oh, puh-lease.

      It's so sad to encounter people who so fervently believe their own propaganda.

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  2. Rootkits by adpsimpson · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are these the old Sony disks they're talking about?

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  3. Not worth it by Hyppy · · Score: 5, Funny

    From personal experience, believe me, Iraqi porn isn't worth it.

    1. Re:Not worth it by gwayne · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dhakmi does Mosel!

      Iraqi Man 1: Would you get a load of the slit in her burka! I think I saw an eye!

      Iraqi Man 2: Oh yeah, baby, put it on! More burka!

      Iraqi Man 3: Halalalalalalalala...BOOM!

  4. Support Our troops by brewstate · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We need to send them virus free porn. Gentlemen time to dump your hard drives to DVD.

    1. Re:Support Our troops by neokushan · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is going to take a while...

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    2. Re:Support Our troops by Nimey · · Score: 4, Funny

      Send them individual socks, too. Keeps things tidy.

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    3. Re:Support Our troops by jtev · · Score: 5, Informative

      It means that some in the slashdot community already have. It's not allowed to be talked about, but one of the comfort items most desired in theater is porn. They aren't supposed to have it, and they can't get it in the PX, so they get it in letters from home, in nice little optical shiny packages, or they download it from FTP sites set up by their families, that don't get on the blacklist. Those who aren't so lucky, purchase it in theater, which apparently is a less than stellar option.

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    4. Re:Support Our troops by oodaloop · · Score: 5, Insightful

      After having been there a few times, I'll just point out that it is 100% illegal to have any kind of pr0n in country. No DVDs, no Playboys, no nothin, so don't mail it (I realize you made the above statement in jest, but someone reading it may think it's a good idea).

      That being said, I've seen more pr0n on classified servers than I've seen in the rest of my previous life. We had to remove about 3 or 4 TB off of one server so the map server could run properly. That and it was slowing down Call of Duty. Mind you, it wasn't all of it, just a couple of TB.

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    5. Re:Support Our troops by d3ac0n · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sounds like someone in the Porn community that supports the troops could set up a very interesting charity.

      I can see it now: "Support the troops, send them quality American porn!"

      There could be shots of porn stars dressed like 1940's pinup stars in the ads for the charity.

      The name might be tough though... "Skin for the Soldiers", "Tits for the Troops"? I'm sure we could come up with something interesting.

      Anyone here have contacts at Vivid Entertainment? Let's get this baby rolling!

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    6. Re:Support Our troops by jtev · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This becomes far less of an issue if you are willing to share with your squad mates. All of a sudden things like rotations apear out of nowhere. Just because it's not an officaly army sanctioned activity doesn't mean there's not an army way of doing things.

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    7. Re:Support Our troops by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just because it's not an officaly army sanctioned activity doesn't mean there's not an army way of doing things.

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  5. Protection by jspenguin1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The shift key: the condom of the Windows world.

    1. Re:Protection by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The problem I see is that Soldiers were using Windows-based PC's, WTF is going on? The NSA helped develop SELinux and these guys, in the most critical of the situations, are using the most insecure operating system in the world.

      Talk about National Security :-/

    2. Re:Protection by maxume · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's a bit of a stretch to call this the most critical of situations.

      Also, I believe that PromiscuOS is somewhat less secure than Windows.

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    3. Re:Protection by jps25 · · Score: 4, Funny

      What OS you run DOES NOT = LESS or MORE security at this point from an OS architectual standpoint unless you have an older OS without security inherently designed at the core level. (Like Win9x, OS/2, System 9 earlier) I really enjoyed how you were able to type four paragraphs, but were unable to type "equal".

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  6. Summary full of WIN by Gothmolly · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Iraqi soldiers are affected as well."

    Wow, a porn virus that can make the jump from DVD to human?

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  7. Good old days! by sm62704 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When I was in Thailand in 1974, htere were only three places to get cassettes: The Base Exchange (other brances called it the Post Exchange), there there were practically no tapes I wanted to hear, but there were blanks; a government-provided tape center with a library of high quality reel to reels with a good selection that you could copy to cassette; or the local market, where you could get poor-quality copies of damned ner anything.

    Tha bad part about the bootlegs from town was the fact that they were analog - the quality left much to be desired. Some had skips that came from the LPs they were recorded from.

    The good part about the bootlegs from town was the fact that they were analog - you weren't going to infect your cassette player with XCP or some other virus.

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    1. Re:Good old days! by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I was overseas and bought a lot of bootlegs as well. But I was all digital....

      I've never had a bootleg DAT tape infect a DAT player.

      I've never had a virus filled CD infect a CD player.

      I've never had a Virus filled DVD infect my DVD player.

      The answer here is use a hardware player and not a computer. An incredibly simple and cheap solution.

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  8. Don't they have Internet connections over there? by aliquis · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because as we all know Internet is for porn.

  9. Wowzers... by BobMcD · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This sounds like a fairly big national security issue to me...

    Now, I do realize that these computers operate on separate networks, but traveling disks that are frequently infected presents an issue. Or, put another way, a tempting target for foreign intelligence.

    And before you jump to the 'impossible' conclusion, consider this: What are those Iraqi officers trading with our soldiers by thumb drive? Is it ALL unsec material? NONE of it is of ANY operational importance? Really? Really, really?

    That strains disbelief...

    And consider this: If the portable drives were intentionally infected by a custom virus designed by, oh say, a super power, would the sec networks have a chance to detect it?

    My network would not. I'm certain of that. And I'm also fairly certain that I have far less BillyWare than they do in their deployment.

  10. Playboy.com? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was stationed in Kuwait in '06-07. We were warned about buying DVDs in Iraq (I would cross the border a couple of times a month) because of viruses. The one specific story i was told was the compromised PCs became part of a botnet which attacked various Israeli internet sites and Playboy.com. I dont know why the skinnies had a mad-on for Hef, i guess they just hate our freedom ;).

  11. Re:How? by Bert64 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Windows likes to automatically execute programs on media you insert... Never heard of autorun?
    Yes, it's a ridiculously insecure idea, most people wouldn't even have considered the possibility of automatically executing programs on inserted media, but microsoft did for some reason.

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  12. Imaginative approach by Lincolnshire+Poacher · · Score: 5, Funny
    • +10 points for clever attack vector.
    • +10 points for using a vector which is deeply embarrassing to the target.
    • +10 points for SELLING a virus to the target.
  13. Misleading title by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 5, Informative

    I have spent a good deal of time at these markets, and I can testify that I saw no porn. Ever. I never saw porn, alcohol, or drugs at these markets. Maybe these porn DVDs were passed around sub rosa or something.

    Here is what you CAN find in the markets (even on base): Fake cigarettes, fake cigars, fake Rolexes, fake Nikes, fake anything. Imitation Apple products- headphones, iPod cases, even fake iPods. No fake zunes, though...
    In an area about the size of a high school gymnasium, about 80% of the space was filled with bootleg DVDs and software. I don't mean bootleg like the MPAA wants you think bootleg; I mean actual printed DVDs out of japan or taiwan. Some were really crappy theater-cams but many were very good copies of promos and the like. I watch 300, letters from Iwo Jima, Black Snake Moan, and many others before or very shortly after theater release. It was awesome :)

    I also got all ten (at the time) seasons of south park on 4 DVDs for $25. Sweet.

    So, here we have this article that, while it may be true, seems to completely miss the point. It's like saying that, "Magazines such as hustler are causing massive deforestation and are filling our landfills." It is just trying to sensationalize the situation. Which is weird, since there are so many other, BIGGER things out there to write about. Try this, RIAA: The base media server, loaded with ~180 GB of music, is free to anyone who wants to download from it. You can get 180 GB hdds at the BX. Oh and there is the movie server, loaded with hundreds of titles. All free for the taking. And this author chose to write about porn? Whatever. Iraq is the wild, wild middle east. Everything goes.

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  14. Patton Meets Pr0N by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 5, Funny

    "You don't win a war by jacking off for your country. You win a war by making the other bastard jack off for ~his~ country!"

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  15. Hold on... by wobbelyheadbob · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought supporting piracy was supporting terrorism, so if U.S. troops are buying pirate dvd's (in Iraq of all places) doen't that mean U.S. troops are supporting terrorism??

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  16. Re:Is nothing sacred?! by Harlockjds · · Score: 4, Funny

    >I support the troops. I'm getting a troop support rebate check this month, too!

    I support the troops sooooo much that i don't qualify for a troop support rebate check

  17. Re:Porn isn't allowed in Iraq by Dancindan84 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If that's the case, they've (The armed forces) brought this on themselves. Porn isn't illegal, the soldiers are adults and they're away from their significant others (if they have one). Denying it to them in that situation is just asking for them to go underground for it.

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  18. Re:How does it work? by cp.tar · · Score: 4, Informative

    Ok...I'm a bit confused. How does one get a virus just playing a DVD???

    It isn't an executable...just a bunch of vob files really isn't it? How does one get a virus by playing a simple DVD?

    How did Sony's music CDs infect people's computers with the infamous rootkit?

    Just because .vob files are not executable themselves, it doesn't mean that you can't include an autorun.inf that will wreak havoc on your Windows install.

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  19. Re:How does it work? by garett_spencley · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One word ... autorun.

  20. Re:You get what you pay for by Shoeler · · Score: 4, Informative

    I have quite a few friends deployed. What you speak of does not happen. The military networks are locked down and virus-checked, etc.

    The problem is the soldiers have their personal laptops on unsecured wireless networks they pay for from local providers so they can do what they *WANT* to do, which is surf porn, play MMORPGS (WoW is hugely popular) and other games that allow them to interact with "normal" people from back home. As is usually the case, the pure security concept pushes people to their own solutions which creates huge security issues. You're talking about brave, courageous, amazingly talented strong young men and women who are amazingly stupid about technology. They use Windows because everyone uses it and the guy down the way can help them load their Iraqi porn.

    The only way to address this is to accept their habits (porn, games) and address it in a secure way.

    In this Army/Navy/AF/etc, that ain't gonna happen.

    Let's just say that I may be employed at (but not by) a US Government organization but I use my personal Mac and a personal wireless solution where neither the Mac nor the wireless ever touches their network, just so that I can do simple stuff like research current technology. Happens that some of this research tends to be on sites they consider "gaming" or "non business related" so they filter it. GFY, censors.

  21. More than an inconvenience by bughunter · · Score: 5, Interesting
    We build UAV systems for the US military. Widely used ones. Lately one of the branch's weapons labs has been coming to us and saying "we need a ground system that will operate any UAV or UGV. Why don't you use a computer?"

    So the R&D chief goes on a rant (to me, in private): "We've tried sending PCs into deployment, and they come back filthy with 'family videos' and viruses. We try sealing up and enclosing the USB/FW ports and DVD slots, and they come back pried open. No computers."

    Customer (to me, during requirements review): "The soldiers get issued WinXP notebooks anyhow. Utilize them."

    So I was handed the task of managing the resolution to this showdown. My first thought was, "Porn is not my problem." Second thought, "Hell, give them some clean porn ferchrissakes." Third thought, "oh crap -- we can't certify our product if it is a) in the decision making loop for a certain class of UAV, and b) can run any old crapware, including family videos."

    So it's not just a porn problem, but a problem with the inadequacy of the Windows OS itself. I know that this is potential flamebait moderation material, but it's a major thorn in our side: it's not a realtime OS, and even the embedded version of XP isn' real time. And it's susceptibility to viruses and hackers really makes it unsuitable for much more than family photos, letters to Jane, and facebook.

    Solution: Give them what they want, on their dime, while spending R&D money to prototype what they need. (Sorry - can't describe it.) Then when the inadequacies become painfully apparent, offer them the alternative, ready for development testing.

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  22. Re:OT: What is this world coming to? by Lunatrik · · Score: 5, Funny

    What is this world coming to when even 7-digiters are able to mod?!
    You have no idea. I mod up everything that has to do with Ballmer throwing chairs, Gotse, ?? Profit, and FIRST POST, while making sure to mod down anything with substance. I considered, albeit briefly, modding with dignity, but then I saw that 7 digit number and realized.. neh, screw it.
  23. That is so naive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you want to meet a person who abhors war, talk to a soldier. If you want to judge someone for wanting to "kill people after the Cold War finished" I suggest you look at the people who decide when and where to send the military. I'll give you a hint, they don't wear uniforms.

    That is so naive, on so many fronts.

    The people who want war are those who profit from it, either directly in dollars, or indirectly from the political power that comes from agitation of the dumb voting public, or more simply, from leading the war machine. And yes, many of those people wore uniforms at one time, or have deep and long-standing links with the military so that they might as well be wearing uniforms.

    What you say does have some truth when taken literally, but you can't shrug off the responsibility for your government's warmongering that easily. Soldiers are the facilitators of the problem, and unless your upper ranks perform a direct veto on government excesses, then you cannot avoid the taint that comes from your actions. The excesses would not happen if you did not perform them.

    It's so easy to pass the buck, but that doesn't make it right. Nor is it correct to pass the buck, because much of the push for military action comes from the military leaders, always happy to support action that will inflate their budgets and raise their profile.

    While your grunts-eye view isn't a lie, it's highly myopic, and very very naive.

  24. Re:Thank You by plague3106 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Huh? For almost three quarters of our countries existance, we didn't have a standing army in peace time. It was only out of fear we kept one around after WW2, and I'd venture a guess that if we didn't have a standarding army the past 60 years or so, we wouldn't BE in Iraq or Afganistan right now, and a good number of other countries may not hate us as much.

    As for the literacy rate, it stands to reason you need basic reading skills to be a solider and so they either won't let you in or make you learn to read. Might as well say Hooters employs more women waitresses than any other chain...

  25. Re:OT: What is this world coming to? by StreetStealth · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whatever, mr. high six digits!

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  26. Re:How does it work? by Fred_A · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just because your run Linux doesn't give you the right to make fun of others.

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  27. Pacifism by Perf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A gun is a machine designed to kill.

    Sorry, you are wrong. Re-read the Bible and spend time thinking about it.

    There are guns designed to punch paper. There are guns designed for hunting - killing animals.

    And then you get into the Christian policeman thing. Is it immoral for a Christian to be a policeman? Should he kill to stop a murder? Yes - It would be immoral for him NOT to.

    A soldier is much like a policeman. His purpose is to fight to end a war. (Not all soldiers fight with weapons - some are medics, etc. But all fight to bring an end to the war.)

    BTW, many people's confusion about Christian theology on this point comes from a poor translation of the 10 commandments. It's NOT, "Thou shalt not kill." It IS, "Thou Shalt Not Murder." (If you disagree, read ahead in the book - commands expressing society's duties to execute muderers.)

    1. Re:Pacifism by CowTipperGore · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Oh, but of course. The Baathists were being such good boys and never tried to antagonize. The US DoD news release to which you linked discussed supposed Iraqi anti-aircraft attacks on US aircraft over Iraqi airspace. The no-fly zones were created by the US, Britain, and France, not the UN. They were created under the pretense of protecting Iraqi's Shiite and Kurdish minorities, yet the implementation demonstrates otherwise - they were setup on straight boundaries that did not overlap well with the minority populations, the US attacks on Iraqi installments had no relation to threats to the Shiites or Kurds, and the US even allowed Turkey to bomb the Kurds.

      Try, just for a few seconds, to put yourself in Iraqi shoes and lets talk about someone antagonizing. Imagine that Egypt, Iran, and Syria decided to take serious issue with Israel's treatment of the Palestinians and declared that the Israeli military could no longer enter Gaza or the West Bank. Do you believe that Israel wouldn't fight back? Do you believe that the US wouldn't assist?

      It sure would be nice to live in a world as black and white as yours. It sure would be terrible to live in a world so devoid of empathy and rationalization as yours.
    2. Re:Pacifism by steelfood · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You know, GP can drop the "Christian" part and still make perfect sense. It's against GP's morality to kill other human beings, probably in any situation other than in self-defense (but I cannot truly speak for the GP on this matter). The military exists to do just that. Killing another person isn't a requisite to being in the military, but it is an expectation. And the other side has the same expectations as well. And if killing another person is against someone's morals (like GP's) regardless of whatever logical or illogical basis, then that's that.

      Oh, and a soldier is NOT like a policeman. Police exist to keep the peace by enforcing the laws, and provide assistance to citizens in need. In an ideal situation, police serve the public, though that isn't always true. But generally speaking, they serve the law, whatever the law might be. They are not trained to kill, and certainly not trained to survive. To claim that police and military are the same means you either have a warped sense of the place and purpose of soldiers, the place and purpose of law enforcement, or both.

      Finally, stop being pedantic. Firearms are designed for maiming and killing, be it human or any other animal. GP is not talking about other "guns". Glue guns have the word "gun" in the name too, but I'm pretty sure when someone puts military and gun together, they don't think about a nozzle that ejects a hot, sticky substance. Have you any other uses for a firearm (not explosives or some other appratus that otherwise uses explosives to propelled projectiles) besides killing or maiming? And don't tell me target practice.

      Seesh...I don't know if it's Monday or what, but the mods need to get their shit together.

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  28. Media should be passively displayed, not executed by dpbsmith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A lost cause, I suppose, but it seems to me that the root cause of this is a series of insanely bad decisions made by the industry as a whole and by Microsoft in particular, in blurring the line between data and programs in viewable media.

    There is no good reason why an email program should willy-nilly try to execute any attachment it sees, and no good reason why a computer should execute stuff on a DVD.

    99.99% of the time, the end-user thinks of a .jpg or a DVD as passively viewed content.

    An unholy alliance between technical sweetness (oooh, generality), possibilities for commercial exploitation (this DVD could display ads with a "buy" button on them), and DRM, has created a terrible situation.

    The mischief comes in when there are so many parties that have an interest in creating media that are not what they appear to be to the end-user.

    When the end-user thinks he's just watching something, the system should enforce the will of the user... not the will of the media provider. If the media does what the vendor wants and not what the user wants, that's a bad capability in itself--but it also is a gaping whole for malware which can subvert that capability to purposes neither user nor vendor want.

  29. Re:Moderators w/o a Sense of Humor by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, no, you got the joke all wrong! You used an article where you should have used a possessive pronoun.

    I have mod points, but I'm not touching this thread with my ten foot pole.

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  30. Re:Moderators w/o a Sense of Humor by cp.tar · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, no, you got the joke all wrong! You used an article where you should have used a possessive pronoun.

    I have mod points, but I'm not touching this thread with my ten foot pole.

    I wouldn't touch it with yours, either.

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  31. Please support the troops by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 3, Funny

    Folks,

    It appears clear to me what we must do. I believe it would be difficult to find a group of people with a larger aggregate porn collection, or larger distributed array of DVD burners, than we who read slashdot. So let's get busy archiving our porn onto DVDs and send them such a vast quantity of smut, no poor GI will have to resort to the virus-infected local stuff over there.

    Remember, you don't necessarily need to be an American partiot, you just need to be kinda pervy.

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