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Using Microwaves To Cook Ballast Stowaways
Smivs writes "US researchers say they have developed an effective way to kill unwanted plants and animals that hitch a ride in the ballast waters of cargo vessels. Tests showed that a continuous microwave system was able to remove all marine life within the water tanks. The UN lists 'invasive species' dispersed by ballast water discharges as one of the four main threats to the world's marine ecosystems. For example European zebra mussels (Dreissena polymorpha) have infested more than 40% of the US's inland waterways. Between 1989 and 2000, up to $1B is estimated to have been spent on controlling the spread of the alien invader."
Microwaves confuse the molecules and these molecules of nutrition then misbehave and cause disorders such as cancer, diabetes and hair loss. This would be detrimental to anything that ate the food that was microwaved.
A better solution, I propose, is to simply put some spent nuclear fuel into the ballast tank to kill off any invasive species before dumping the ballast water.
Posing as AC b/c I work for an environmental consulting firm...and my boss would fire me if he knew I was this "green".
I thought this was a method to take care of STOWAWAYS. you know, like people trying to sneak into the country.
My first thought was, "Wow, that sounds effective."
My second was, "But that is kinda harsh."
My thirs, "Cooooooool."
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. -
Because there are intelligent design proponents making policy.
Could Burlington Northern, for example, use this to solve their hobo problem?
I'm just asking.
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Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
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US researchers say they have developed an effective way to kill unwanted plants and animals that hitch a ride in the ballast waters of cargo tankers.
Tests showed that a continuous microwave system was able to remove all marine life within the water tanks. Cut to: Hordes of radioactive sea life terrorizing humanity.
Cause the only thing more noxiously aromatic than a ballast tank would be a steaming hot ballast tank!
Somebody call Mike Rowe...
"Win treats sysadmins better than users. Mac treats users better than sysadmins. Linux treats everyone like sysadmins."
The example cited of the zebra mussels, for instance, has created a huge problem
But without muscles, zebras would be all floppy and squishy. Plus, zoo revenue would go down. Who wants to watch a flat patch of stripes laying on the field?
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Table-ized A.I.
Have you considered removing them from your flat? That might make a difference on how you look at wildlife.
Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
Not true. They can also be microwaved.
And in answer to the followup question - delicious!
[For you youngsters: s/ballast/mother/g;]
It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
Yeah, I read this story. Eventually the lion eats the people. ;)
Could the same principles be applied to Eurostar trains?
Je fume. Tu fumes. Nous fûmes!
"Have you considered removing them from your flat?"
Flats are for cute & cuddly native animals called possums, often refered to as "roof rabbits" or "dim sims".
"That might make a difference on how you look at wildlife."
Please don't presume you know how I "look at wildlife".
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.