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What To Do With Old Laptops?

Posted by kdawson on from the aside-from-warming-old-laps dept.

An anonymous reader writes "I've recently acquired a few old P2/P3 laptops. Most either work properly but are slow, or have various problems with power supplies and/or batteries. Attempting to sell them would probably earn less than the cost of shipping, so that's out of the question. I was hoping the Slashdot crowd could give me some ideas on what to do with these old computers. As somebody who already has ~10 computers lying around the house there is certainly no need for an additional computer to 'experiment' with, so I was hoping for some more creative suggestions."

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  1. Bonfire by wiredog · · Score: 4, Funny

    A gallon of gasoline and a match.

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    1. Re:Bonfire by Davemania · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not with the current gas price

    2. Re:Bonfire by getto+man+d · · Score: 5, Funny

      1.siphon 2.neighbors car 3.bonfire

    3. Re:Bonfire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I just misrepresent them on e-bay and pawn them off on some unsuspecting sucker :)

    4. Re:Bonfire by name*censored* · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey! So you're the one who sold me that "brand new core 2 duo 3 gb ram 250gb hdd 15.4" acer"!

      Slashdot admins, I demand you ban this "Anonymous Coward" fellow's account. He's been nothing but trouble from day 1!

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    5. Re:Bonfire by bennomatic · · Score: 4, Funny

      4. ???
      5. Profit!

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    6. Re:Bonfire by ozmanjusri · · Score: 5, Funny
      Fun for you and another guaranteed Slashdot mention!

      Even better, install Puppy Linux and a countdown screensaver, boot it up in an airport or other public place, then walk away.

      Not only will you get the laptop demolished for free, you might even make it to the real news!

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    7. Re:Bonfire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      4. ??? == Marshmellow

    8. Re:Bonfire by evanbd · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just be glad it wasn't a bobcat.

  2. Virus Farm by Davemania · · Score: 5, Funny

    Create a virtual virus zoo.

    1. Re:Virus Farm by mbeware · · Score: 5, Funny

      Obligatory : http://xkcd.com/350/

  3. So I understand you correctly . . . . by UnknowingFool · · Score: 5, Funny

    the real question you're asking is Will it blend?

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    1. Re:So I understand you correctly . . . . by rah1420 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't believe I'm losing mod points by answering this, but I only have a one word answer for you -

      Vita-Mixer.

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    2. Re:So I understand you correctly . . . . by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      If I am going to spend 500 dollars on a blender, it had better blend iPods and glow sticks!

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  4. I dare you... by linuxpyro · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...To try to get Vista running on one of them.

    Then again setting yourself on fire would probably be a much more pleasant experience.

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    1. Re:I dare you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Won't the two ideas end up in the same way?

  5. Skeet Shooting by hbean · · Score: 5, Funny

    PULL!

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  6. coasters by easyEmu · · Score: 3, Funny

    Use them as coasters.

  7. Air Force by pvt_medic · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hear the air force is looking for some computers for a Bot Net

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  8. what i would do by FudRucker · · Score: 5, Funny

    i would take old laptops, install Linux on it with a bittorrent client, load it with lots of mp3 & mpeg files that make the MPAA & RIAA really angry and find a good wifi hotspot and plug the AC adapter to a spare outlet and abandon it, (be sure to wipe any fingerprints off beforehand)...

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  9. Ultimate nerd relaxation by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bathtime surfing!!

    and when one goes splash, just get out another.

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  10. Re:Mount it under the cabinet by Kamokazi · · Score: 3, Funny

    I now want an old laptop for my kitchen. Why the hell didn't I ever think of this?!?!

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