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Mars Harder and Colder Than Previously Thought

coondoggie writes "Turns out that the surface of Mars is stiffer and colder than previously thought. New observations from NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter indicate that any liquid water that might exist below the planet's surface and any possible organisms living in that water would be located deeper than scientists had suspected. NASA made the discovery while using the Shallow Radar (SHARAD) instrument on the Orbiter, which revealed long, continuous layers stretching up to 600 miles, or about one-fifth the length of the United States. The radar pictures show a smooth, flat border between the ice cap and the rocky Martian crust, NASA said. On Earth, the weight of a similar stack of ice would cause the planet's surface to sag. The fact that the Martian surface is not bending means that its strong outer shell, or lithosphere, a combination of its crust and upper mantle, must be very thick and cold."

83 comments

  1. vapor pressure by goombah99 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I compiled the first in situ measurements of the annual temp and pressure cylces on mars (viking lander).

    I was always surprised by the mars has water debate when it seemed to me the vapor pressure of the atmosphere was less than the vappor pressure of water.

    Thus to my mind if mars had water in any abbundance then it had to be bound up in some mixture that was lowering the vapor pressure.

    Apparently there may be another possibility: deep very cold storage.

    But either way: no available surface water. No canals. no oceans.

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    1. Re:vapor pressure by CRCulver · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But either way: no available surface water. No canals. no oceans.

      All in all, bad news for people who hoped that Kim Stanley Robinson's trilogy beginning with Red Mars would be a reasonable vision of the settlement and terraformation of Mars. If there are not subterranean aquifers close enough to the surface to be accessible, then things are going to be very hard-going.

    2. Re:vapor pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Or perhaps subterranean oceans, canals. Why do we expect life to develop on or near the surface again?

    3. Re:vapor pressure by mbone · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I was also involved in Viking. At that time, we did not know about the long term (30Kyr and longer) cycles in the Martian obliquity and solar insolation. During the cycle the polar regions lose and gain material - the layering at the poles is clear evidence of that.

      Mars, as you point out, is at present very close to the triple point of water, but it is below it (so no liquid water). However, at other times in its dynamical cycle, surface conditions are almost certainly above the triple point, as water and CO2 are lost by the poles and put into the atmosphere. So, it seems pretty clear that Mars goes through wet and dry cycles, although the further implications of that are very much a matter of debate.

    4. Re:vapor pressure by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

      sunlight

  2. length clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    > 600 miles or about one-fifth the length of the United States

    Or, to clarify, about 236417 Volkswagen Beetles in length.

    1. Re:length clarification by Vectronic · · Score: 1

      Perfectly legitimate measurement, if only you had specified what model and year of Volkswagen Beetle.

      And a new endeavour for engineering students to try and hang 236417 Beetles from a bridge.

    2. Re:length clarification by Slashdot+Suxxors · · Score: 1

      Damn you Anonymous Coward, how dare you make me giggle?

    3. Re:length clarification by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately the parent is implying 6 digits of precision in the measurement.

      It would probably be more correct to say 2.4x10^5 Volkswagen Beetles in length. I would bet that even between models of Beetle, the length difference would only be a few inches.

    4. Re:length clarification by flyingsquid · · Score: 1
      Perfectly legitimate measurement, if only you had specified what model and year of Volkswagen Beetle.

      It's exactly that kind of problem with units which caused the loss of the Mars Polar Lander. NASA was measuring distances in New Beetles while the contractor was measuring distances in Classic Beetles.

    5. Re:length clarification by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Or, to clarify, about 236417 Volkswagen Beetles in length.

      That's only 230 kibibugs, though. Damn marketing dept.

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  3. It would sag eh? by Kangie · · Score: 0

    So, does that mean that if I don't want my bed to sag I should make it very cold? Or buy a hard one? Or fill a Waterbed with Liquid Nitrogen? Wait, Scratch the last one.. I'm sure that I could use that liquid nitrogen for something else....

    1. Re:It would sag eh? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      1. Fill the waterbed with water.
      2. Lie in it.
      3. Pour in the liquid nitrogen.
      4. Sleep tight.
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  4. That's what I said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    before I got married. Should have listened.

  5. Sounds familiar by LineGrunt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mars Harder and Colder Than Previously Thought Sounds like one of my ex-girlfriends...
    1. Re:Sounds familiar by dontthink · · Score: 1

      Mars Harder and Colder Than Previously Thought Sounds like one of my ex-girlfriends... At least she wasn't pock-marked and barren like mine...
    2. Re:Sounds familiar by neomunk · · Score: 3, Funny
      Heh! I'm pretty early in this post so let me show you what I saw, for you ppl with thread view enabled...

      Sounds familiar (Score:4, Funny)
      by LineGrunt (133002) Alter Relationship on Saturday May 17, @10:19AM (#23445472)

      Mars Harder and Colder Than Previously Thought
      Sounds like one of my ex-girlfriends... and then, right below...

      Hmmm (Score:3, Funny)
      by Anonymous Coward on Saturday May 17, @10:19AM (#23445476)
      "Harder and Colder Than Previously Thought"

      Sounds like my wife. POsted at the same time, so the second is probably a coincidence, not a rip off, but the thing that made me LOL was noticing that the guy talking about his ex-gf used his username, and the married guy posted anonymously. I guess some stereotypes have to be true every now and then if they're going to retain their humor.
    3. Re:Sounds familiar by apt-get+moo · · Score: 1

      Oh come on. You just made this up to be modded Funny. A /.er with a girlfriend...

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    4. Re:Sounds familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is why I would prefer to date Venus. So hot that the pressure is boiling inside her...

    5. Re:Sounds familiar by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Sounds like one of my ex-girlfriends... Harder? Did she talk with a dark brown voice?
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    6. Re:Sounds familiar by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 1

      Dude, overinflated vinyl doesn't count. ;-)

    7. Re:Sounds familiar by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      [Mars Harder and Colder Than Previously Thought]
      Sounds like one of my ex-girlfriends...

      Try taking off your Stormtrooper outfit.

  6. Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Harder and Colder Than Previously Thought"

    Sounds like my wife.

  7. Questionable analogy? by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Insightful

    On Earth, the weight of a similar stack of ice would cause the planet's surface to sag. The fact that the Martian surface is not bending means that its strong outer shell,

    On Earth, a similar stack of ice also weighs twice as much ... it's a questionable comparison from which to draw a conclusion without more information.

    1. Re:Questionable analogy? by maxume · · Score: 1

      what are the chances that the space scientists accounted for the differences?

      It took 10 /. posts for someone to think of it, so that puts it what, 99.99999999999999%?

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    2. Re:Questionable analogy? by canajin56 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Odds may be high that they accounted for the differences. However, this is NASA we are talking about. Odds are also high that they used Kg. for one, and lbs. for the other.

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    3. Re:Questionable analogy? by Hankapobe · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Odds may be high that they accounted for the differences. However, this is NASA we are talking about. Odds are also high that they used Kg. for one, and lbs. for the other.

      Or an intern confused mass with weight.

    4. Re:Questionable analogy? by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Informative

      The simple fact is that, even on its' surface (pun intended), it's an obviously wrong comparison. The fact that an ice sheet that size would bend the earths' crust is, as I pointed out, irrelevent - the same mass only weights half as much on Mars. Even more irrelevant because the earths' crust is floating, so more weight would cause a plate to sink slightly, like getting into a rowboat - Mars has no plate tectonics.

    5. Re:Questionable analogy? by maxume · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Rock can compress. I imagine that the effect is relatively easily observed when you are considering the compression over several miles of thickness. The article says little to nothing about what exactly they observed, so it's hard to say if the comparison is obviously wrong or not.

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    6. Re:Questionable analogy? by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      Actually, three times as much.

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    7. Re:Questionable analogy? by Thanimal · · Score: 1

      Um, yeah, we're aware that Martian gravity is a bit lower than that on the Earth and we do account for it. We also use metric units exclusively, as do all planetary scientists -- it's those engineers that you have to worry about. Conversion to the English units seen in the press is typically done by the journalists so as not to frighten the public.

  8. There's something wrong with the thought of... by oDDmON+oUT · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stiff, cold martians.

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    1. Re:There's something wrong with the thought of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A stiff cold martian? Hey, that's my favorite drink!

  9. Water is useless anyways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It will not stop the organisms eyes from popping out.
    Schwarzenegger: Give these Organisms Air!!!

  10. It's to be expected, really... by FurtiveGlancer · · Score: 4, Funny

    He is the god of war after all. I'd imagine that tends to make one cold and hard over the millenia.

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  11. SHARAD by FurtiveGlancer · · Score: 1

    Shallow Radar? Sounds like something found in women who frequent bars. And all along, I thought it was spelled charade.

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  12. Re:Water On Mars by arthurpaliden · · Score: 3, Informative

    A very interesting read is "Is Mars Habitable?" by Alfred Russel Wallace. Written in 1907 it refutes the then current notion put forward by the astronomer Percival Lowell that Mars had canals, flowing water and plant life.

  13. No reason to send humans by SockPuppet_9_5 · · Score: 1

    As the chances of life on Mars seem to be snuffed out by remote sensing, tell me again why humans need to be sent there?

    1. Re:No reason to send humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To lead a mutant rebellion against the Cohaagen monopoly.

    2. Re:No reason to send humans by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Because the remote sensing experiments aren't asking the right questions.

      We haven't landed any experiments on Mars with the specific purpose of looking for life in over 30 years -- the Viking landers. They returned ambiguous results -- see especially the labelled release experiment, which returns results that matched those expected if life were found. The failure of the other experiments (actually, one other was also soemwhat ambiguous) turned out to be possibly due to its lack of sensitivity -- it couldn't even detect life in some samples of Earth soil (eg from Antarctic dry valleys).

      Or as I like to put it, in 1976 we landed two probes designed to answer the question, "is there life on Mars?". They landed, collected soil samples, ran their experiments, and called back "could you repeat the question?".

      Just because most of Mars is apparently hostile to most life as we know it, we have literally barely scratched the surface, and on Earth we're constantly finding extremophiles where nobody suspected anything could live.

      Even if Mars is life-hostile and barren today, the evidence suggests that it wasn't always. If nothing else, we may find fossils. Robots can only answer (if they answer at all) questions they were programmed to ask. Humans can make up new questions on the spot and adapt tools to look for the answers.

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    3. Re:No reason to send humans by SockPuppet_9_5 · · Score: 1
      Humans can make up new questions on the spot and adapt tools to look for the answers.

      I'll differ with you on humans being able to do anything on Mars that can't be done with remotely controlled devices. On a mission to Mars, humans will end up being excess baggage, and will end up proving that they, the astronauts, are the most important part of the mission. In other words, survival. For the cost and effort of putting humans on Mars (and getting them back) we could easily put a couple dozen robotic missions on Mars. Landing on Mars is so dangerous for robots as well as humans, you could bet that the chosen landing place is going to be as "safe" as possible -- meaning very few local features.

      Manned space missions are a supremely dumb idea.

    4. Re:No reason to send humans by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Landing on Mars is so dangerous for robots as well as humans, you could bet that the chosen landing place is going to be as "safe" as possible -- meaning very few local features.

      Only true for robots -- at least until we have nearly human-equivalent AI. Humans are very good at making the kinds of decisions and changes from plan that allow for spot landings in interesting terrain -- as witness all the Apollo landings. (A-11 had to overfly a boulder field, A-12 landed near the old Surveyor 3, A-14 through 17 landed in geologically interesting terrain -- rilles, highlands, etc.)

      While it may hypothetically be true that you can do anything with remotely controlled devices that an on-site human can do, in fact it is only true so long as you purpose-build the remote device appropriately in the first place -- several years ahead of the time you intend to use it -- and if you can live with the light-speed lag in the controls -- anywhere from 10 to 40 minutes depending on Earth and Mars's relative positions. The fact remains that humans are the most flexible, adaptable and intelligent machines we can yet come up with, so the additional life support requirements are worth it.

      Not that I'm in any hurry to send humans to Mars. There's still plenty to do on the Moon first.

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  14. Lack of flexure observed before by amightywind · · Score: 4, Informative

    This was already suspected. The giant volcanic pile of Tharis fails to cause significant flexure of the lithosphere. This has been known since the Viking days. On earth 14000' feet (the height of Mona Loa) is about how much you can load oceanic crust on earth without causing it to sag. On Mars no such sagging occurs, and Olympus Mons is nearly 90000' above the planetary mean! This has been known since the Viking days. The polar observations add another data point, but the result is not a surprise.

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    1. Re:Lack of flexure observed before by blind+biker · · Score: 2, Informative

      Good post but it underestimates the fact that the gravity on Mars is about one third of that on Earth (0.37 g), so one can't directly compare the force specific geological features effect on the planet's crust.

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    2. Re:Lack of flexure observed before by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

      giant volcanic pile of Tharis

      Band name!

    3. Re:Lack of flexure observed before by Sique · · Score: 1

      I had a book in the mid-80ies about the planet system where the author (L. Ksanformaliti) pointed out that the relative momentum of Mars was pretty close to 0.4 (2/5), which is expected for a ball or sphere consisting of a homogenous substance, and thus it was doubtful that Mars ever had something like a viscosous "Mars mantle" where the crust could sink in anyway. If such mantle would have existed, the Mars would have had some geochemical (ok... martiochemical) differentiation causing heavy elements like iron and nickel to form a planet core, and thus lowering the relative momentum considerably below the 0.4. The author thus expected the core to be relatively small, if existing, and the crust pretty thick.

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    4. Re:Lack of flexure observed before by mbone · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, but that modeling change is trivial. The poster is correct; Tharis proves that the crust is rigid.

    5. Re:Lack of flexure observed before by mbone · · Score: 1

      Analysis of the Viking and Pathfinder tracking data showed that Mars does have a core, and its approximate size. This was presented in Science, Vol 278, pp 1749 - 1751, 1997.

    6. Re:Lack of flexure observed before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On earth 14000' feet (the height of Mona Loa) is about how much you can load oceanic crust on earth without causing it to sag.

      Then how come Mount Everest (~29000 ft) is higher than Mona Loa?

      Quantitative is science. Qualitative is just theory.
    7. Re:Lack of flexure observed before by f()rK()_Bomb · · Score: 1

      i believe the 14000 feet is not including the bit below sea level, theres another 8miles or so of it down there :D

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    8. Re:Lack of flexure observed before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      This was already suspected. The giant volcanic pile of Tharis fails to cause significant flexure of the lithosphere. This has been known since the Viking days.

      Amazing. Is there anything that the Vikings didn't know?
    9. Re:Lack of flexure observed before by khallow · · Score: 1

      Then how come Mount Everest (~29000 ft) is higher than Mona Loa? Because Mount Everest rides on lighter continental crust. Plus it is being pushed up quite a bit by the ongoing collision of the Indian and Asian continent plates.
    10. Re:Lack of flexure observed before by amightywind · · Score: 3, Informative

      Great question! I said oceanic crust. Mount Everest sits atop a *double* thickness of continental crust - the Indian plate thrusting atop Asia to form the Himalaya. This crust is relatively bouyant on the mantle, resulting in mountains about double the height of what is usual. Another curiosity is the height of the high Andes at about 20000'. These mountains sit atop a thickened, bouyent accretion wedge from the Nazca subduction zone. So they are a bit higher than the norm on the continents. The theory is simple isostacy. A mountain's height depends on the density of the material beneath it

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    11. Re:Lack of flexure observed before by Sique · · Score: 1

      Mars has the smallest core from all earthlike planets. All three, Earth, Venus and Mercurius, have a larger core, compared with the overall size and also absolutely (yes, the small planet Mercurius has a larger core than Mars).

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  15. Hah! Everone knows... by Chaset · · Score: 2, Funny

    That at proper serving temperature, a Mars bar's chocolate covering is harder and colder than the chewy nougat and caramel inside.

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    1. Re:Hah! Everone knows... by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      No, no, no! The ONLY way to correctly eat a Mars bar is deep fried, at which point the outer covering (not counting the batter, which should not be considered a part of the bar itself) is equally as soft and gooey as the centre.

      Although, as I grew up in a more civilised part of the world, I do prefer deep fried Moro bars instead.

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  16. Probable history of Mars by Eudial · · Score: 1

    Probable history of Mars:

    1) The evil galactic republic sharing disturbing similarities to Microsoft:
    2) Independent state of Mars: Oh yeah?! You'll have to pry it out of our cold, dead planet's fingers!
    3) The evil galactic republic sharing disturbing similarities to Microsoft: O Rly? *sends in fleet of planet destroyers*
    4) The evil galactic republic sharing disturbing similarities to Microsoft: *pries it out of Mars' cold, dead fingers*
    5) Mars is cold and stiff.

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  17. No surface water... today by symbolset · · Score: 4, Interesting

    But either way: no available surface water. No canals. no oceans.

    According to the article the ice cap on mars is in four layers each a 1/4 mile thick roughly. These layers each represent a million year period of deposition.

    It follows that either there was liquid water and water vapor on mars to deposit the ice at the pole, or there was a horde of very determined martians with trucks to move it there :). I would go with the canals and oceans theory myself.

    So we have roughly a cylinder of ice a mile thick and a thousand miles across on Mars. With the careful application of energy that's more than enough to produce a breathable atmosphere or at least provide for a considerable human habitat.

    I am less concerned about finding life on mars than I am with putting it there. We can leave to the exploration of the asteroid belt the discovery that mere interplanetary distances are not an effective barrier to lichens, let alone intelligent life. Besides, the best evidence for fossil life on mars will be found in the Basal Unit under that mile thick ice. That's a lot of digging for a girl in a space suit.

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    1. Re:No surface water... today by Original+Replica · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It follows that either there was liquid water and water vapor on mars to deposit the ice at the pole, or there was a horde of very determined Martians with trucks to move it there :). I would go with the canals and oceans theory myself.

      So then we need to find out what happened to the Martian atmosphere and figure out a way to reverse it, before we can go about re-establishing breathable air. It would be a shame to just have all that water vapor blow off into space, but boosting a planet's magnetosphere would be a considerable task. The polar ice would make a nice source of oxygen for inflating domes over colonies while we wait.

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    2. Re:No surface water... today by flyingsquid · · Score: 3, Insightful
      So we have roughly a cylinder of ice a mile thick and a thousand miles across on Mars. With the careful application of energy that's more than enough to produce a breathable atmosphere or at least provide for a considerable human habitat.

      How do you turn ice into a breathable atmosphere for a planet? The atmosphere is 78% nitrogen and 20% oxygen. If you could extract oxygen from the ice, you're still missing 4/5 of your atmosphere. Then of course there's the issue of what happens to all that free oxygen. Oxygen is highly reactive and tends to, well, oxidize whatever it comes into contact with; that's going to scrub it out of the atmosphere. That means that you have to produce vastly more than you'd need just to fill an atmosphere, and that's why it took hundreds of millions of years after photosynthesis became common before Earth had anything like a breathable atmosphere.

    3. Re:No surface water... today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Is life not already known to exist on mars?

      Did we not fly a bacteria infected craft onto the surface? Did this bacteria not then enter an environment completely unique from any on earth?

      Does that not mean that basic evolution means there is a good chance that bacteria on mars now exists that does not on earth?

    4. Re:No surface water... today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It follows that either there was liquid water and water vapor on mars to deposit the ice at the pole, or there was a horde of very determined martians with trucks to move it there :). I would go with the canals and oceans theory myself.

      But if we assume it was the martians with trucks theory, we can use that as evidence of intelligent life on mars. Then it's up to everyone else to disprove it. No tire tracks? Big deal, wind is a big thing on mars! And they could have left mars centuries ago and moved to the moons around Jupiter in their quest for extraterrestrial life. All the radio noise coming from Earth probably convinced them there was none here.

    5. Re:No surface water... today by symbolset · · Score: 2, Informative

      How do you turn ice into a breathable atmosphere for a planet?

      By not assuming it's all water ice? Really, how likely is 100% H2O composition anyway?

      Seriously, terraforming mars is a project for far future generations. As another poster pointed out inflatable domes should do for the next thousand years. I would probably throw some ice caves into the mix, though - better protection from the stray micrometeorites that still fall in abundance and compressed ice has delightful self-sealing properties. I'm sure the eggheads at NASA that get paid to think about this stuff have even more practical ideas.

      From the map some of those cliff faces look like they have stunning views in the summertime.

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    6. Re:No surface water... today by khallow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, life is not known to exist on Mars. Odds are good some spores made it from Earth, but that doesn't mean they'll catch on anything. A bacteria that never leaves spoil form is just something that takes a long time to die. So there might be life there now, but there's no indication that it'll be growing or reproducing any time soon.

      Does that not mean that basic evolution means there is a good chance that bacteria on mars now exists that does not on earth? That would be a neat trick for a bacteria to be both on Earth and Mars.
    7. Re:No surface water... today by nasor · · Score: 2, Informative

      The atmosphere is 78% nitrogen and 20% oxygen. If you could extract oxygen from the ice, you're still missing 4/5 of your atmosphere. All that you need to breath is about 2 psi partial pressure of oxygen. The nitrogen isn't necessary. Mars has enough gravity to support about 5 psi atmospheric pressure, so it isn't really a problem.

      Then of course there's the issue of what happens to all that free oxygen. Oxygen is highly reactive and tends to, well, oxidize whatever it comes into contact with; that's going to scrub it out of the atmosphere. That means that you have to produce vastly more than you'd need just to fill an atmosphere, and that's why it took hundreds of millions of years after photosynthesis became common before Earth had anything like a breathable atmosphere. It took a long time of oxygen to build up on earth because our atmosphere was full of methane and ammonia, along with other fun reducing agents. That's not the case on Mars.
  18. Venus was asking for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on, the male Mars, hard... Too many possiblities

  19. Harder and Colder Than Previously Thought? by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's exactly what I said about my ex-wife!

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    1. Re:Harder and Colder Than Previously Thought? by pyro_peter_911 · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's exactly what I said about my ex-wife!
      What a coincidence! That's exactly what I said about your ex-wife too!

      (ducks and runs)

      Peter

    2. Re:Harder and Colder Than Previously Thought? by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      What a coincidence! That's exactly what I said about your ex-wife too!

      Hah! And you were right!

      Believe me, if you were trying to make me jealous with that reply you were posting up the wrong tree. No reason to duck--you're welcome to (and probably deserve) her.

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  20. This is not really news by mbone · · Score: 1

    Mars has a thick crust. It has no plate tectonics. It has the large Tharsis bulge (many hundreds of millions of years old at a minimum), which is a huge load, much bigger than the polar caps, but which is supported by that thick crust. All of this has been known since Viking, if not Mariner 9 (i.e., for 30+ years).

    Oh, and thick and cold means that the temperatures are well below the melting point of rock, not water. Doesn't mean that there is subsurface liquid water, but does mean that there isn't, either.

  21. There is no shortage of water at the poles by Morgaine · · Score: 4, Informative

    > If there are not subterranean aquifers close enough to the surface to be accessible, then things are going to be very hard-going.

    I'm not sure where you got the impression that there is no easy to reach water on Mars.

    There are billions of cubic kilometers of water ice quite easily accessible at the poles. Furthermore, it's right there on the surface at the north pole (except during winter when it gets covered by a layer of CO2 ice about a meter thick). At the south pole, water ice lies about 8 meters under the CO2 surface ices. (These numbers are very rough estimates, please note.)

    If you want water, just apply heat! The problem of gathering and transportation in that environment is non-trivial, but at least there's no shortage of actual water ice.

    They're searching for liquid water because that's more likely to harbor life, but for sustaining human life all we have to do is to live near the poles and melt a continuous supply. What we'd need most is a plentiful supply of energy and good isolation from the dangerous environment.

    For more info on Martian polar ices, Wikipedia provides a reasonable summary.

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  22. Duh! by neokushan · · Score: 1

    Obviously Mars is colder, it hasn't been hit by global warming. Yet.

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  23. In other news ... by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

    After encountering a cyberdemon, I have deduced that Mars is harder than previously thought.

  24. Follow up report: by Sigvatr · · Score: 1

    Deep fried Mars bars crispier and hotter than previously thought.

  25. Surely you mean 1000 km by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody uses miles in astronomy.

    1. Re:Surely you mean 1000 km by W1sdOm_tOOth · · Score: 1

      Good point... However, that would be too confusing for astronomers that use "United States" unites in their calculations...

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    2. Re:Surely you mean 1000 km by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Distance Sun to Earth: 93 million miles
      Distance Moon to Earth: 240,000 miles
      etc.
      why not?

  26. likely wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate when people draw premature conclusions. Its the fallacy of eliminate the impossible and you'll have the truth. The problem is that you don't yet know the full set of impossible, and probably never will.

  27. Forget about Mars.... Go get laid by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    All this endless nonsense about Mars...does it have water? Does it have life? Can we establish a base, colony, scientific observation platform, there?

        Seriously, guys, just go pay the $100 and some pretty sweet professional sex worker give you relief to your misguided obsessions. Scientific studies have proven that males who have regular ejaculations are 42% less likely to obsess about Mars than males who don't.

        And about your questions. Water on Mars? Who knows? You want water, pal, we got water right here. Two thirds of the planet surface is covered with water. Plenty for everyone. You want life? We got 6.666 billion people right here. Half of them have vaginas. Figure out what to do with them and you won't be so interested in Mars. Guys, seriously, there are no vaginas on Mars. The billion dollar robots that have gone there are reporting back that there is nothing on Mars. You want rocks and endless desert, go to Nevada. When you get tired of rocks and endless desert (and you probably will) then you can just leave and go to Vegas. Cold beer, hot sex workers, computers, and entertainment. There's none of that on Mars.

        Guys, Mars is just a dot in the night sky. That's all it has ever been. That's all it is ever going to be. There's nothing there. Really. And it's a billion miles more or less away. You aren't going to go there. No one's going to go there.

        Ah, but the science,... the pure science, the challenge, the mystery, the ... the... the...urge! Pal, go get laid and forget about Mars. You are beginning to embarrass all the rest of us who have undertaken the serious responsibility of preserving, protecting, defending, and improving live for mentally-balanced humans here on Earth.

  28. Hmph. Venus knew all along.. by artwork · · Score: 1

    that's why Venus finally left him.

  29. Mars Is Dead. by UncleBen405 · · Score: 1

    The Martian core has used up it's store of natural uranium. The core is cold. The planet is dead. Teraforming is a waste of everything. If you want to save the human race from extinction, you need an intergalactic space vehicle.