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The Secret History of Star Wars

Posted by samzenpus on from the george-shot-first dept.

lennier writes "How exactly did George Lucas develop the script for the first Star Wars? Why were the prequels so uneven when the originals were so good? Did he really have a masterplan for six, nine, or even twelve episodes, and why did the official Lucasfilm position keep changing? And just how big an influence were the films of Akira Kurosawa on the whole saga? Michael Kaminski's The Secret History of Star Wars, Third Edition is a free, thoroughly unauthorized, e-book that brings together a huge amount of literary detective work to sort fact from legend and reveal how the story really evolved. Download it or have your nerd credentials revoked."

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  1. nerd credentials? by OrangeTide · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Download it or have your nerd credentials revoked."

    I like programming in my spare time, when I'm not programming at work. But I hate Star Wars. I guess I'm just not nerdy enough.

    I will have to hand write some PostScript to print my own nerd credentials and post them on my cubical wall.

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    1. Re:nerd credentials? by kylehase · · Score: 5, Funny

      In addition to your credential revocation, your impressive /. ID will be reset to the current new user value.

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    2. Re:nerd credentials? by Elrond,+Duke+of+URL · · Score: 5, Funny

      124937? It's just sad what passes for impressive these days. Have you all become so jaded?!?

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      "This is the most fun I've had without being drenched in the blood of my enemies!"-Sam&Max
    3. Re:nerd credentials? by CrazedWalrus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Picking up women.

      (... who need their computers fixed.)

    4. Re:nerd credentials? by JetJaguar · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, I couldn't agree more.

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    5. Re:nerd credentials? by Raul654 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm sorry, we're revoking your math license.

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    6. Re:nerd credentials? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Do you oldfags. I mean, long time members just lurk and wait for posts like this?

    7. Re:nerd credentials? by kfort · · Score: 5, Funny

      tag you're it

    8. Re:nerd credentials? by OrangeTide · · Score: 5, Funny

      "I'm all for learning more about things."

      Well for lunch I had some beef ball soup at TK Noodle over in Cupertino. It was pretty good, cheap and the service was slow. But otherwise satisfying. And yesterday I had to change my password at work. Damn 60-day password rotations and crazy ActiveDirectory crap. I want my 10+ character random letter and number passwords to be something I can pass down to my grandchildren. Oh and some more information, I am considering going to Muir woods, but can't decide if the memorial day weekend traffic would be bad. (I didn't even realize Memorial Day was even coming up soon). I wonder if I should hang out a flag. I'd have to buy one first (made in china).

      There, you learn something every day. And just like after seeing Episode I, I want that wasted portion of my life back.

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    9. Re:nerd credentials? by JetJaguar · · Score: 5, Funny

      Listen up, you whipper snapper! What you are witnessing is a very sophisticated and nuanced art of gamesmanship that is only understood by people with uid's less than 10,000.

      So go back to sleep and let the real men get on with their business.

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    10. Re:nerd credentials? by PCM2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Jesus Christ, will you guys keep it down?? Some of us are trying to sleep, here. Whoever invited these guys with IDs greater than four digits needs to explain to his friends that this is not that kind of party, they need to bring their own beer, and YES, the girls will be perfectly fine until they get back from the liquor store.

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    11. Re:nerd credentials? by CronoCloud · · Score: 3, Funny

      You really play nethack in a dark basement, admit it.


      Doesn't everyone?
    12. Re:nerd credentials? by CronoCloud · · Score: 3, Funny

      Next thing you'll say is that you're a sysadmin who "doesn't" play Nethack

      What's the world coming to, "when the world is mine, your death will be quick and painless."

    13. Re:nerd credentials? by LKM · · Score: 3, Funny

      Today, I learned something about Americans. Thank you, sir. I find your ideas intriguing and wish to subscribe to your blog.

    14. Re:nerd credentials? by Gandalf · · Score: 5, Funny

      *Four* digits? Wow, this site sure has grown during my trip to New Zealand.

    15. Re:nerd credentials? by maelstrom · · Score: 5, Funny

      Quiet you.

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      The more you know, the less you understand.
    16. Re:nerd credentials? by Seindal · · Score: 5, Funny

      You people sure know how to make a man feel like a loser :-(

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    17. Re:nerd credentials? by troc · · Score: 3, Funny

      yes.

      We spend every waking hour running scripts that look for an opportunity to flaunt our 3 or 4 digit IDs because we naturally have no life.

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    18. Re:nerd credentials? by Omestes · · Score: 4, Funny

      We really need an ISO standard for this.

      But the way things are going it would end up with only Window's users being the cool kids. With the OS X users being the leper colony, and all the rest being the modern equivalent of untouchables, though we might get a badly supported plug-in someday.

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    19. Re:nerd credentials? by LynXmaN · · Score: 4, Funny

      I remember the good old times, when in order to post to Slashdot I had to walk 50 miles uphill, both ways!

      Now get off my lawn!!!

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    20. Re:nerd credentials? by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Funny

      the girls will be perfectly fine until they get back from the liquor store

      ...mostly because they're unlikely to be impressed by an in-depth discussion of the origins of Star Wars, or the reasons why vi is superior to emacs or vice versa.

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    21. Re:nerd credentials? by Talderas · · Score: 3, Funny

      Recipe for Free Mod Points:

      1. Wait for someone to make post about how a 100k UID is low.
      2. Post using your 10k UID.
      3. Wait for others to post their UIDs lower than you.
      4. Wait for Funny upmods.
      5. ????
      6. Profit!

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    22. Re:nerd credentials? by MistrBlank · · Score: 4, Funny

      You feel like a loser? I've been reading /. for something like 7 or 8 years now and look at my id.... Yeah I'm an idiot for not signing up sooner.

    23. Re:nerd credentials? by Timinithis · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am quite proud of my number.

      This is my number.
      There are many like it, but this one is MINE.
        My number is my best friend. It is my life.
        I must master it as I must master my life.
      My number without me is useless. Without my number, I am useless.
        I must fire my number true.
        I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to Karma-Whore me.
        I must flame him before he flames me. I will...
        My number and myself know that what counts in flame wars is not the replies we fire,
        the noise of our bursts, nor the smoke we make.
      We know it is the hits that count. We will hit...
      My number is human, even as I, because it is my life.
        Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
        I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
        its sights, and its karma.
      I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.
        I will keep my number clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.
        We will become part of each other. We will...
        Before God I swear this creed.
        My number and myself are the defenders of my geekdom.
        We are the masters of our enemy.
        We are the saviors of my life.
      So be it, until there is no enemy, but .
              -- With Respects to : Maj Gen WH Rupertus

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    24. Re:nerd credentials? by bkr1_2k · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've seen his mom, and I wouldn't be too proud of that if I were you.

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    25. Re:nerd credentials? by Atriqus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Really? Because I felt like a loser for signing up. :)

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    26. Re:nerd credentials? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I was here before all of y'all!

    27. Re:nerd credentials? by Ihmhi · · Score: 4, Funny

      Will you guys keep it quiet?! I have preschool in the morning!

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    28. Re:nerd credentials? by spun · · Score: 3, Funny

      He's the guy I created first, before I came back a few months later. When did /. become a MMORPG? Worst. MMORPG. Evar.
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    29. Re:nerd credentials? by jd · · Score: 3, Funny

      Girls... yes, I do believe I have heard the word used in reference to some members of the population. Never encountered any.

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  2. Re:Cult of Lucas. I don't get it. by _Shad0w_ · · Score: 3, Funny

    The way Obi-Wan looks at Luke when he first sees the holo recording from Leia makes a lot more sense when you find out they're brother and sister.

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  3. I don't know if its the writing style or what... by Adambomb · · Score: 4, Funny

    But was anyone able to get past the introduction without the whole thing starting to narrate in ones head with the Simpson's Comic Book guy voice?

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  4. Re:Oh please by LordSnooty · · Score: 3, Funny

    Have real life people been killed because of it?
    Not killed, but this guy got pissed off enough to dress up as Darth Vader...
  5. Re:Does anybody really care? by somersault · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah I had thought he was a carpenter before Star Wars as well. Just like Jesus!

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  6. Nerd priveleges by bkr1_2k · · Score: 3, Funny

    I gave up my nerd credentials years ago. I choose to retain my "geek" credentials though.

    If you don't understand the difference, you really are a nerd.

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    "Growing old is inevitable; growing up is optional."