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The Phoenix Has Landed

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the zomg-we-found-ponys dept.

Iddo Genuth writes "Precisely at 7:53PM EST, the "Phoenix Mars Lander" touched-down on the desert-like surface of Mars. Since its launch on August 4th, 2007, the spacecraft has covered more than 680,752,512 kilometers, traveling at average speeds of around 120,000 km/hr. Upon arriving at its destination, the Phoenix will begin its exploration of our intriguing neighbor planet, in a mission to help astronomers resolve at least some of the many questions regarding Mars. The key question remains: can the Red Planet support some form of life?" Hella grats to our nerd brethren — you looked great on the Science channel. Yes I'm watching this live. Can't wait to see what happens next.
Update: 05/26 03:0 GMT by KD : zof sends a link to the first pictures from Phoenix.

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  1. live by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can't imagine it's very live what with the lightspeed delay..

    1. Re:live by inKubus · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can just see those guys' resumes:

      Objective: Entry Level Food Server

      Education:
      Caltech, PhD in Astrophysics
      MIT, Master of Science, Physics

      Prior Experience:
      Crash-landed a spacecraft on Mars.

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    2. Re:live by noidentity · · Score: 4, Funny

      Can't imagine it's very live what with the lightspeed delay..

      That's just so any Martian profanity can be edited out by the FCC before it reaches America.

  2. Re:Doesn't even have to be live life... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    In my neighborhood? Pretty good.

  3. Re:Doesn't even have to be live life... by iminplaya · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's what I'm hoping they dig up.

    I'm hoping it finds Jimmy Hoffa. Or maybe the second gunman.

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  4. Re:Can't wait to see what happens next. by servognome · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ground stations no longer receiving signals because Earth was destroyed by a meteorite

    That would really suck

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  5. Late Breaking News by freefrag · · Score: 5, Funny
    Amidst of rumors of yet another invasion by the heinous creatures of the blue planet, the most Illustrious Council of Elders confirmed that another mechanical war machine recently landed successfully on the homeworld. K'breel, speaker for the Council, stressed that plans for defense were well underway:

    Gentle Citizens, today my gelsacs frumple in anticipation of the successful counterattack on the two-eyed monsters of the blue planet. Our sources indicate that while their latest mechanical terror has an experimental weapon to bore into our colonies, it has landed far from our podhomes and will soon be destroyed by this zunok's unusually powerful dust storms. Victory against our enemies is near! Our scientists report that our climate disruptor probes are currently in full operation and will make the blue planet uninhabitable within the next 5 zon. When dissenters questioned whether the warming of our enemy's planet was due to his own self-destructive habits or our weaponry, K'Breel ordered their gelsacs pierced on the spot.
  6. Next story on Slashdot by teh+moges · · Score: 5, Funny

    Phoenix Mars Lander Touched Down 2 Hours ago

  7. Mars bar by personalo · · Score: 5, Funny

    The best thing they could possibly find would be a mars bar. It would be too funny if some NASA guy threw one in so that it would pop out on landing.

    1. Re:Mars bar by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 5, Funny

      Even funnier would be an 'Earth Bar'.

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  8. Re:Pictures by superdana · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ha--it's taken a bunch of black-and-white photos of itself at odd angles. Are those for its MySpace page?