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OCZ's Brain Mouse Hits the Store

John Roller writes "Three months to the day since Slashdot originally received word that OCZ's "brain-mouse" — the Neural Impulse Actuator was ready for shipping, the first in-depth review of the device containing pictures of the retail packaging along with several videos have arrived on the internet. Overclock3D.Net got the first look at the device, and although it's still early days, they managed to play a game of "Pong" using only brain power. The article is only part one in a month-long log of using the device, but it's extremely interesting to see what the people who have pre-ordered the device can expect from it when it arrives on their doorsteps shortly."

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  1. But can it play WoW? by c0ol · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am all for freedom from keyboard hunch

    1. Re:But can it play WoW? by bloodninja · · Score: 4, Funny

      I am all for freedom from keyboard hunch Why? You certainly don't need both hands for pr0n.
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    2. Re:But can it play WoW? by BillGod · · Score: 4, Funny

      CRAP.. what if you fall asleep with this thing? with my dreams who knows where the hell I will end up surfing!!!

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    3. Re:But can it play WoW? by hords · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just imagine waking up to goatse on your screen.

    4. Re:But can it play WoW? by bloodninja · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just imagine waking up to goatse on your screen. Thanks, I won't be able to sleep for a week now.
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    5. Re:But can it play WoW? by WaXHeLL · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just imagine waking up to goatse on your screen. Thanks, I won't be able to sleep for a week now. Can't sleep, goatse might eat me.
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  2. Brain-Mouse??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're Pinky and the Brain, yes Pinky and the Brain;

    One is a genius, the other's insane;

    Two laboratory mice, their genes have been spliced;

    Before each night is done their plan will be unfurled;

    By the dawning of the sun they'll take over the world;

    Their twilight campaign is easy to explain;

    To prove their mousy worth, they'll take over the earth;

    They're Pinky, They're Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Narf.

    1. Re:Brain-Mouse??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Now for geek cred: did you 'copy and paste' or did you recite that from memory?

  3. NOT news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This thing has been done before. Only problem is, you have to think in Russian. Once you manage that, it's no problem to hit the store.

  4. Re:Hurray? by bloodninja · · Score: 2, Funny

    All the mice work fine in Linux. My unfortunate experience is that mice like to turn corded peripherals into the cordless variety. I've had it happen twice, but I suppose that is the price to pay for having a pet rodent.
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  5. Re:Optimism by dilbert627 · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other words.... "Free your mind."

  6. Re:Hurray? by Fred_A · · Score: 3, Funny

    All the mice work fine in Linux. Something else. That's not a given. I once (before I switched to wireless rodents) plugged in a wired Microsoft mouse into my machine.

    Well, it looked like it was behaving, but no sooner had I left my seat that it had leaped in /bin and it started trying to strangle cat(1).

    Some hardware you just can't trust.

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  7. Re:Great for non-gaming also by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's surely a bad analogy but I see resemblance between bugs in democracy (politicians avoid dealing with looming problems [budget deficit,etc] to achieve short-term goals [reeelction]) and bugs in the human psyche (if it feels good, do it again.. and again.. and again.. even if long-term consequences are massively negative).

    Well the fundamental problem is that those consequences are in the future, and the future is by its very nature hypothetical, and any future consequences are also thus hypothetical, and thus also possibly non-existent. It's a hedge of the immediate known reward vs a future potential but perhaps not guaranteed cost.

    Besides, sometimes the gamble pays off. After all, here I am over a decade into adulthood, and I have yet to sprout so much as a single hair follicle on my palm. So in at least that case, my psyche's "if it feels good, do it again and again" impulse didn't steer me wrong!

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  8. Re:Great for non-gaming also by Splab · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft might have a comment on that...

    Dear aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all