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Does Antimatter Fall Up Or Down?

KentuckyFC writes "There are enough loopholes in the general theory of relativity to allow antimatter to fall up rather than down in a gravitational field. We've never been able to make enough of the stuff to do the experiment. But at the European particle physics laboratory at CERN, where scientists have been refining the technique for making antihydrogen, researchers are designing an experiment called AEGIS that will finally settle the matter. The idea is simple — fire a beam of antihydrogen atoms and watch which way they fall — but the details are fiendish (abstract). The answer should help solve a number of important conundrums such as why there is so little antimatter in our part of the universe and what the value of the cosmological constant is."

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  1. Confused by wasted · · Score: 5, Funny

    "There are enough loopholes in the general theory of relativity to allow antimatter to fall up rather than down in a gravitational field. We've never been able to make enough of the stuff to do the experiment. But at the European particle physics laboratory at CERN, where scientists have been refining the technique for making antihydrogen, researchers are designing an experiment called AEGIS that will finally settle the matter.

    Or will it settle (or unsettle) the anti-matter?
    1. Re:Confused by glas_gow · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, absolutely. Thanks! :-) Can you prove that it works for you mathematically?
    2. Re:Confused by Sygnus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Can you prove that it works for you mathematically?

      |It works|

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    3. Re:Confused by sharperguy · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know, I really had to try to resist commenting on your grammar there.

      Wait....

      crap...

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    4. Re:Confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      He's not a physicist, but he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

    5. Re:Confused by camperslo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Excuse me, but isn't asking is something will fall up or down asking a loaded question?
      Shouldn't we instead be asking how it will fall?

      What if it falls on an imaginary axis and ends up travelling in time or to a parallel universe?

    6. Re:Confused by TeknoHog · · Score: 2, Funny

      An experiment that reduces doubt. Does that work for you?

      No. I'm a chemist, and it doesn't help much to add more electrons to doubt.

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  2. Re:Gravitons and Graviolis by andyh3930 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Futurama quote

    Professor: And the microwave radiation, combined with the gravitons and graviolis from the supernova, blasted us through time itself.

  3. Obvious? by neokushan · · Score: 5, Funny

    It doesn't-matter.

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  4. Re:I hate "news" like this. by Travis+Mansbridge · · Score: 5, Funny

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    Nobody doesn't like Molten Boron!

  5. The cosmological constant, by Bromskloss · · Score: 3, Funny

    my relativity teacher told his class, is a function of time: At first, it was non-zero, then people said it was zero, then it might be non-zero after all.

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    1. Re:The cosmological constant, by Lijemo · · Score: 5, Funny

      my relativity teacher told his class, is a function of time: At first, it was non-zero, then people said it was zero, then it might be non-zero after all.

      I saw a paper in the Journal of Irreproducible Results advancing the theory that the age of the universe is a nonlinear function of time.

      They plotted on a graph the age people (or rather, western civilization) thought that the age of the universe was at various points in history--when the 19th century geologists said it had to be at least hundreds of thousands of years old, when the 20th century astronomers said that it had to be even older than that-- and plotted the points on a graph. They formed a smooth curve demonstrating (I think) a geometric increase.

      So their theory was that, assuming all the age-of-the-universe estimates were correct, that means the beginning of the universe is moving backwards in time, away from us. In 1000ad, the universe really was 6000 years old, and now it really is 14.5 billion years old, and in another century, it will probably be in the trillions of years old

      (I love the Journal of Irreproducible Results!)

  6. Oooh... I can answer this one! by njcoder · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does Antimatter Fall Up Or Down? Yes!
    1. Re:Oooh... I can answer this one! by Idaho · · Score: 4, Funny

      Does Antimatter Fall Up Or Down?

      Yes!


      But what if it turns out it falls sideways?
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    2. Re:Oooh... I can answer this one! by teslar · · Score: 5, Funny

      You may onto something. Perhaps the well-docmumented cases of people falling sideways are due to antimatter build-up within them. We should investigate.

  7. Re:Perhaps sideways? by apathy+maybe · · Score: 2, Funny

    What like http://xkcd.com/417/ ?

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  8. Re:It will fall down by that_itch_kid · · Score: 5, Funny

    GR is bunk. I find your lack of faith disturbing.
  9. Ah, so little imagination... by meringuoid · · Score: 4, Funny
    There are more options in particle physics than merely up and down.

    Antimatter falls strange.

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    1. Re:Ah, so little imagination... by Yetihehe · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or charming :D

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  10. Re:I wish it fell upwards by krnpimpsta · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wish the results were that antimatter falls upwards. If that were true, while it would have no practical use in the near future, it would be a hole in physics that our far descendants could exploit. Dude, please don't exploit holes in physics. I don't want my access to the universe revoked just because God banned us all from our reality for hax. All it takes is one noob hax0r particle physicist to ruin it for us all.
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  11. Antimatter powered airships, hurrah! by itsdapead · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just a few technical details to sort out, first :-)

    ...and, of course, if your antimatter-powered airship crashes, the phrase "Oh, the Humanity!" is going to be even more applicable. Maybe without the "the".

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  12. I Bet by Symbolis · · Score: 3, Funny

    It falls sideways, just to screw with those smarmy scientists.

  13. Re:It will fall down by jandersen · · Score: 4, Funny

    An alternative explanation is of course that the anti-particles are distracted and therefore miss the Earth, as demonstrated in the well-known experiments performed by Arthur Dent.

  14. Re:It will fall down by Hankapobe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, Silly physicist PhDs doing unneccesary experiments. They could have been told the result of the experiment just by asking a random commenter on Slashdot. :)

    Why not? This is where I get my IP legal advice!

  15. I knew it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Women must be made of antimatter. Why else would they levitate away from me?

  16. Re:I hate "news" like this. by SQLGuru · · Score: 5, Funny

    Publicity is especially important in quantum physics because we don't know if they are working or not working until they are observed.

    Layne

  17. Re:Hydrogen lighter then air? by trongey · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...does this mean anti-hydrogen will fall to the ground Yes, because, as everyone knows, the Earth repels normal hydrogen. It all gets pushed out into space where it coalesces to form gas giants.
    This also explains why cats and babies act so weird. Down where they live they're practically swimming in a sea of anti-hydrogen.
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  18. Re:I wish it fell upwards by smaddox · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, like that time this Jesus guy found an overflow in the kill process routine, and was able to resurrect himself after 3 days.

    I heard God banned him for 3,000 years.

  19. Re:I hate "news" like this. by ShiNoKaze · · Score: 2, Funny

    Heh, Kinda like most shashdot readers.

  20. Come on People! by RavenChild · · Score: 1, Funny

    "... what the value of the cosmological constant is."

    Duh... 42. Now we just have to figure out the cosmological question.

  21. Re:I hate "news" like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You tell if a quantum physicist is working or what he/she is working on. But not both at the same time.
    If you detect that a quantum physicist is working, then you won't know what on.
    And if you detect what a quantum physicist is working on, then you can't tell if he/she is working.