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US Amazon.com Website Down For Over 1 Hour

CorporalKlinger writes "CNET News is reporting that Amazon's US website, Amazon.com, has been unreachable since 10:30 AM PDT today. As of posting, visiting www.amazon.com produces an 'Http/1.1 Service Unavailable' message. According to CNET, "Based on last quarter's revenue of $4.13 billion, a full-scale global outage would cost Amazon more than $31,000 per minute on average." Some of Amazon's international websites still appear to be working, and some pages on the US Amazon.com site load if accessed using HTTPS instead of HTTP."

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  1. Beer on the server? by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess somebody spilled beer on the servers? I had no idea the guys from FARK also ran Amazon.

  2. This will surely help by moderatorrater · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sure the sysadmins appreciate Slashdot sending thousands of requests their way while they're site's already down. While we're at it, maybe we should find someone with a papercut and start squirting lemon juice all over them.

  3. Patents by QuantumRiff · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wait until a patent comes out for: "Taking a web presense offline, to generate discussion about the web presense, thereby increasing awareness about the site." Also, sucks to be the guy that stepped on the surge protector laying on the floor....

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    1. Re:Patents by Samus · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Twitter guys will have prior art.

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  4. D&D did it. by Silicon+Jedi · · Score: 5, Funny

    One of the top sellers on Amazon is the D&D 4th Edition Core Rules giftset. It apparently is only shipping to some pre-orders. The geeks are freaking out and untintentionally DoS'ing Amazon.

    1. Re:D&D did it. by OrangeTide · · Score: 4, Funny

      I sure am glad you didn't take his statement seriously. Would have been pretty silly to argue a point against that.

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  5. Re:We're sorry... by felipekk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmmmm... sounds like they are being DoS'ed by MediaDefender.

  6. Re:Analogy by rhombic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Considering how big Amazon is, it's more like using a fire hose on an aircraft carrier, I think.

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  7. D&D by The+Aethereal · · Score: 2, Funny

    4th edition D&D books came out today. Coincidence?

  8. Somebody write a book about this please by davidwr · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hope it's better than The Cuckoos Egg but I wouldn't know, I couldn't place my order for Stoll's book.

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  9. Re:do a whois. Looks like DNS got pwn3d. by felipekk · · Score: 3, Funny

    Looks like you are the one who got pwn3d.

  10. They Think I'm a Robot by Bryansix · · Score: 4, Funny

    When I try I get to a page that says they think I'm a robot and I don't have access to see their website.

    Well I think THEY are the robot. I don't know if I can win this argument...

    1. Re:They Think I'm a Robot by Kelson · · Score: 3, Funny

      How do you feel about the fact that that you think they are the robot?

  11. Re:OH NOES by navygeek · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hush, the troll ran out of fingers and toes.

    There, there little troll. Please continue your nonsensical rant.

  12. The problem isn't Amazon . . . by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's all you people not typing in the write web address. Try it again. Make sure you put in the umlaut correctly. What do you mean there's no umlaut in Amazon.com? *Unplugs toaster and plugs back in Amazon's server* Wait 5 minutes and try again. --BOFH

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  13. Re:So, it finally happened... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Okay mythical female Slashdot reader, with your unicorn and leprechauns friends chasing chupacabres out of the Amazon codebase. We believe you.

  14. Re:So, it finally happened... by geekgirlandrea · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, it wasn't like that at all. There used to be a few chupacabras, but I think the shoggoths ate them all, and those leprechauns never did any work. They'd just wander around all day, picking people's pockets and teleporting away.

  15. Great move! by PontifexPrimus · · Score: 2, Funny

    [...]thereby increasing awareness about the site." Yeah, I never heard of those ah-mah-zon guys before... what do they sell, anyway? Warrior women?
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    1. Re:Great move! by fireboy1919 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, they do.

      Which is cheesy awesome.

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  16. Re:Analogy by ColdWetDog · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where is BadAnalogyGuy when you need him!!!!

    Out in the back, working on his car.

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  17. Re:do a whois. Looks like DNS got pwn3d. by Chapter80 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who's the ass-clown that marked this informative?

  18. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    If amazon can be slashdotted then she is not the brawd I thought she was.

  19. Re:How is this news? by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashvertizement at work. You know, because nobody's ever heard of Amazon.com before.
  20. Re:Analogy by CarAnalogy · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, that's me you're referring to.

  21. Re:So, it finally happened... by Joe+U · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's a much more robust, albeit distributed, architecture Well, obviously not as robust as you're making it out to be.